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    Now with embeded lyric videos!

    In which I write lyrics to the numerous Homestuck songs that don't contain any. The lyrics are mine; the music is not. All songs featured belong to the brilliant minds who composed them.

    The latest song is Sburban Countdown, Written by Michael Guy Bowman with arrangement by Mark Hadley. It can be found on the album Homestuck Vol. 1-4.

    If anyone would like to record themselves singing any of these lyrics or use a voice synthesizer like Vocaloid or Utau to put them to the music, by all means please do! I only request to be credited with the lyrics.

    I hope to do much of the Homestuck soundtrack, so if you like these lyrics and would like to see certain songs done sooner ("sooner" being a relative term) than other songs, feel free to suggest them!

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    31/?
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    2
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    You should probably do the grub a favor and kill it. It’s so pathetic and tiny, and its color is so clearly mutated. It won’t ever have a lusus. It’ll definitely die young. It’ll make a good snack. No one will ever know or miss him. As far as anyone else knows, he won’t have ever existed. So you lift the grub to your mouth and bare your fangs.

    You picture the troll he could turn into and find yourself unable to bite down. The grub squeals and plays with your finger.

    “You are an insufferable nuisance,” you inform the grub. It continues to play with your thumb and continues not being killed by you.

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    33/?
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    1256
    Bookmarks:
    240
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    Crowley and Aziraphale are both saddled with apprentices, which seriously puts a crimp in their style (or lack thereof). Sollux became a demon because of his anger at, of all things, the mistreatment of honeybees. Eridan doesn't believe in angels despite being one himself.

    Lower Tadfield is now a mecca for witches, and the end is nigh (again). Who's to stop the Woegothics from unleashing Satan upon the world? That's right. A crack team of two angels, two demons, and some kid who likes trashy romance novels.

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    Chapters:
    15/16
    Comments:
    113
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1932
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    this isnt extremely graphic but the tags are worth noting this is about past csa

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, but everyone who called you that is dead, now. You go by Bro, and you're a vampire. And a single dad to the coolest kid in the world.
    Dave's just brought his first friend home, finally trusting himself and you to keep your vampireness a secret.
    You are really not good at this socialising thing.

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    27/?
    Comments:
    80
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    110
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
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    A boy and his friends finish playing a game together and go home.

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    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
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    71
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    2219
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    Nepeta likes to sit in your lap sometimes.

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    moaarrr

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    i only write vent fix

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    What if you had missed?

    What if, in all of time and space, the universe frog itself, the forces beyond the veil and the mysterious ways of sgrub, had all come together, all to dictate a single point in the game to change- and you missed?

    What if you hadn't snapped and pulled your weapon on them?

    What if you didn't kill your ex-moirail?

    What if the beam deadly light had missed her just a few inches to the right, and not right through her stomach?

    What if?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    13
    Hits:
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    I DONT OWN THIS!!!!! gale breeze made this and i happen to still have a downloaded copy from before it was randomly deleted i guess? shame it was gone. if anyone wants to work on this, feel free to join me on my discord for talking bout it.
    https://discord.gg/KwpMcUV

    Ladies. Gentlemen. My name is woundedMonstrosity. Let's play Sburb.
    Forget the weapons, the lore, the lands, the aspects and classes. Because this guide is about covering the least touched upon aspect of Sburb.
    Namely, how to win a session.

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    Dirk has been taken prisoner by HIC for information-extortion. How much will it take for his will to break when it's his friends at stake? What if he's already lost?

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    It had been a long time coming, the two awkward teens’ friendship slowly and sloppily tumbling redder and redder, once teasing harmless banter between the two lifelong friends soon becoming uncomfortable, awkward flirting, mumbled comments, backhanded compliments and little slips here and there until bit by slow, painstakingly humiliatingly awkward bit, they found themselves where they were now.
    - new relationship, kink realization, somnophilia, watersports -

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    Aradia unleashes her blueblood boy on an old friend. enemy? frenemy?
    Whatever.
    Vriska gets dicked on.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    God Tier Aradia is bored hopping from bubble to bubble.
    She decides to have herself some fun with a certain nervous, sweaty stallion.

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    In which Dave goes in to kill a demon for his bro, and things...don't exactly go as planned.

    Please check the tags before you read.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    375
    Kudos:
    354
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    4229
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    “A Change Of Tune” from Karkat’s perspective

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    Comments:
    2
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    16
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    94
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    A little disagreement isn't going to stop her from loving him. She knows that.

    But it helps when he goes above and beyond, in his own flamboyant, ridiculous way, to make up for it.

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    The past is more connected the present than you would think. Eridan Ampora is the pressured king of Derse, once part of a larger kingdom that was split apart by a war long ago. The swiftly growing empire next door, Prospit, is ruled by the tyrannical Condescension.

    Sollux, working as a double agent for both sides, is further connected to the king than he would care to let on. His own conscience and instinct to survive war against each other. A past tragedy in several parts may give insight into what drove them apart...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,193
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    481

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