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    Sometimes a brother's got an itch that needs a particular kind of scratch. And according to rumour, there's one particular motherfucker with the right kind of equipment to really scratch that nagging itch.

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    1/1
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    13
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    38
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    1
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    469
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    The long-awaited Caribbean Rim is here!!!!!! Madoka Kaname, Sheriff of Mexico, fights with her friends to protect the Caribbean Sea from any threats that might arise, by using giant robots of course. This is the sequel to "Madoka in Mexico" and "My Big Fat Madoka Wedding" we've all been waiting for!

    Updates weekly on Fridays-- don't miss out!

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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    7
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    Karkat pondered over his quadrants for a long time and eventually came to the conclusion that he might have red feelings for Dave, but how is he to confess?

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    1/1
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    35
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    1
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    Equius stops for a quick visit to Nepeta's house. However, she did give me a fair warning that she had some rather lewd things planned out. And it's the first time for both of them.

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    1/1
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    370
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    he never knew he would find someone this perfect, someone who knew just what he needed

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    1/1
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    10
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    164
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    “I kind of wish we’d just eaten it.”

    “Next time I’ll make one that won’t suffer such a fate.” Jane gathers up the paper towels and brings the whole thing over to the trash can. “You can pick if you want angel’s food or devil’s food.”

    Caliborn watches her drop it all, with remorse. “The difference is purely ideological,” he says.

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    20
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    2
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    341
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    You'll see it: Everything you're sure of is up for change
    We're all stuck on this spinning stage
    Spinning around and round and round and round and round.

    Drabbles, speedwrites, and short promptfic in the Homestuck fandom.

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    2,744
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    776
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    In an alternate universe, Eridan stumbles upon an Easter egg in the game that would make everyone's wet dreams come to fruition. Hardcore shipping ensues.

    This is my first fic, period. I plan to update monthly, but bear with me if this isn't the case. Not really a peaceful point in my life.

    [Yes, this is the same fic as on fanfiction(dot)net. Yes I am HeirOfLaG. Why restrict my work to one site?]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,330
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2132
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    You are Bro Strider. THE Bro. The Coolness gracing earth with the existence of this fine piece of man-meat.
    Which kinda is part of the problem. Or became part of the problem. A classical egg/chicken-kind of situation. Because fate seems to be a woman and, as you have learned recently, a volatile one.
    A less refined gentleman might think of her as a Bitch of Epic Proportions, and boy, are you a less refined gentleman currently.

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    1,148
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    64
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    Karkat doesn't even have to look at the stairs anymore. Methodically, and without any kind of examination of motives whatsoever, all of his possessions migrated over the course of that awful first month to the downstairs guest bedroom.

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    621
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    204
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    Rose has been planning a shopping trip for some time now, and today is the day she can finally put it into action!

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    2,116
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    1384
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    Karkat gets kidnapped. When Gamzee finds out, the only solution he has is to ... just go with the flow.

    But competence? From Gamzee Makara? It's more likely than you think.

    Language:
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    11,988
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3249
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    So a bit of context before this. This story was made because in an AU my friends and I RP in, the Leijon twins are pretty successful pornstars. They try to do a strip show but started blowing each other on stage. The manager told them to go to the back room if they wanted to do that here, so they did.

    Anyway, yeah. Leijoncest.

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    1/1
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    Roxy and Jane have a pretty standard Dom/Sub relationship, but what happens when the role's get switched? I wonder? Maybe? It's really rough sex lmao. (Also, might make a second chapter if people want, who knows!)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
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    The origin of his scars. Homestuck kink meme fill.

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    1,070
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    140
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    Dualscar was given a choice: be culled, or write terrible erotica for the Condesce's amusement. He probably should have chosen death.

    (Written in 2015.)

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    5,240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    278
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    Death Cast called Credence Barebone at 1:15 AM, because he was going to die today. This is the story of how Credence spends his last day on earth, with his friends, his year-long crush and neighbor and a new companion. A story about loss, hope, life and death.

    [They Both Die At The End/Death Cast AU]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    400
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    The strip on the boy’s hand keeps ticking, slowly, steadily, carefully. I’ve gotten used to it by now. The familiar ticking calms me, soothes me, almost. It reminds me of a metronome. It does the same to Leo, too. It means he’s still alive. His heartbeat steadies, almost keeping in time with the familiar sound.

    But it doesn’t change the fact that his time is coming to an end.

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    English
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    3,430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    Roscoe needs a bit of help in the physical sense and Vaux is more than willing to help out. (Homestuck OC Trolls)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    78
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    Bro Strider and John Egbert. One shots.
    May include the following:
    -smut
    -violence
    -fluff
    -plot (woah)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,357
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    881

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