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    Your name is Thoth Fannon. What nonsense have you gotten into this time?

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    1,344
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    "The headlines call you Captain America's Battle-Meg, isn't that right?"

    You freeze your expression at the slang, a stony settle to your mouth and shoulders, animated warmth gone in a blink.

    "Battle-what?" The co-host teases, taking your side to recover the dead air. "Meg - oh, hah, O'meg'a, right, that's what they used to, that's the old fashioned -"

    You shake your head, stand, long body unfolding out of the frame of the shot. "That's not - I'm sorry, I don't agree with that language." You fumble the mic from your shirt, your 'nope, no, that's not okay to say to anyone,' distant audio. For a few suspended heartbeats the hosts keep their elbows up, eyebrows up, jaws loose, wide eyes tracking your circuit behind the cameras.

    A script shuffles, someone coughs to interrupt a furtively whispered debate.

    You return in-frame, doughnut in hand, and all but shove your face in Kathy Donnel's perfumed cleavage to clarify into her mic, audio feedback blistered by your breath as you turn your head to regard the audience over the rim of your aviators, "I prefer the term Battle-Bitch."

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    English
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    117,243
    Chapters:
    13/56
    Kudos:
    74
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    16
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    A dog man floats in the middle of a clearing. This good(?) boy needs a name; what will it be?
    Dirk Strider
    Brocquerelsprite

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    English
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    2,372
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    79
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    John Egbert might know jack shit when it comes to Secondary Genders, but he knows that he's not an Omega.

    As per the nature of fan-fiction, he experiences his first heat, aged 16 and in his biology lesson. Woah, who would have foreseen these tragic events.

    Dirk kicks ass momentarily and then takes John back to his house where he proceeds to Fuck Shit Up. (Shit Up being John. John gets fucked sideways.)

    Drama ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,309
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    416
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    Homestuck, in my 2019, you bet your sweet a$$.

    Prompt list here
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EB0t0YAVUAA9cDK.jpg

    Let me know if you have any ship ideas. Post probs won't happen every day but I will do my best to get to all 31!

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/31
    Kudos:
    2
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    66
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    On the twelfth hour of the thirteenth day of April, 1989, forty-three women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began.

    Lady Constance Crocker, bootylicious billionaire and intrepid entrepreneur, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.

    She got eight of them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,778
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    479
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    Speaking of brats, you can hear him coming down the hall. You brace yourself as he turns the corner, giving you a shit eating grin.

    “Are we going to hit the books, or are you here for the scenic atmosphere?”

    You just have to make it through the hour.

    His name is Hal, he’s a freshman, he has strawberry blond hair and freckles. You want to strangle him half the time. The other half, you just want to know what’s going on in his head. He might be a sociopath. He’s… something. Not something good, but something.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,403
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    824
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    One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types all in white like a jackass, and then the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.

    Language:
    English
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    230,130
    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    805
    Kudos:
    1811
    Bookmarks:
    290
    Hits:
    25301
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you should be dead.

    You were stranded millions of miles from the nearest planet, and slowly losing consciousness as your oxygen ran out.

    Then, the Gods of a religion you never believed in appeared and saved your life. Now, everything you knew is falling apart - or is it falling into place?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,286
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    299
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    Here is a story: the gods were mortal, once. They made the world and then they stepped into it, and for a while, they were humans and trolls. They had to adjust, you see, before they found their divinity again.

    (This isn’t really accurate, but it’s good enough for a story!)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    317
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    A mysterious hotspot has ignited on the Lost Light, and the 'bots that emerge from the sparks are anything but blank slates. They are in fact transplants from another universe, reborn into Cybertronian frames after a confluence of highly improbable events. Now free from the influence of a nefarious puppet master, how will they adapt to their new world? And how will their new world adapt to them?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,259
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    494
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    "Believe it or not, you don't have everything figured out. I've been up to my ass in your philosophical duality schtick long enough to know that it's bs. There’s way, way more gray to the game than the chess dudes make it out to be.

    ... What I'm saying is it doesn't have to be black or white. Do you want more ironic metaphors to get the gears turning? 'Cause-"

    "No; they're turning. It just sits worse than a sugar-coated steak."

    "Hey, no one said you *had* to eat that shit."

    Series
    • Part 2 of SFW
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,897
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1031
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    I just wanted my favorite characters to love me. I never asked for this. I never asked for any of this.

     

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,963
    Chapters:
    3/413
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    265
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    A boy who suffered.

    Series
    • Part 1 of OTP
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,413
    Chapters:
    46/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

    (Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,919
    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    185
    Kudos:
    358
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
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    This is a joke, I swear...

    Shrek throws a party thing and everyone shows up. The place smells like onions which attracts more people than Shrek originally invited. Hundreds of random fictional characters swarm his swamp, and have a big party, thanks to the onion scent. Shrek goes around dating everyone and a lot of random crack pairings... I Mean, HOT COUPLES arrive up to the party... god save us all

    I don't do drugs i swear, stay in school kids

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,164
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    765
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    Tony always thought that he had done everything and every one. Then one day he was asked if he had ever had sex with a troll. This led him down a new path full of shock, pain, rescue and eventually true friendship and happiness. It also led him to saving almost all of the trolls treated as "pets" or slaves on earth. But that was a side benefit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,430
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    132
    Kudos:
    248
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    6319
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    “Just one more question and you're good to go.”

     

     

    “What's your blood color?”

     

    (AU where all trolls and humans live on one planet and some lies were told. Personally recommended for both fluff and angst lovers~)
    (I honestly have no idea how to describe this fic)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,788
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1590
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    More in the realm of "after the happily ever after." They may have managed to save the world, but can John and Karkat handle the actual homecoming? If that seems like a step down, it's probably because early modern local government is a lot more complicated than it first appears. Especially because there's a lot of moving pieces in the Egbert Family once everyone comes home...

    (This au already had 250k before I even posted this, so you'd probably want to start there, but we are starting a big genre shift so you might be able to follow along without. Which is also why it's called Skyrim Johnkat, even though this is primarily in Western Cyrodiil)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,040
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    91
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    In your bored daze one day you create a club called the “free time club” where you and whoever joins get to play board games, watch YouTube videos, and laze around after school in the old music room. This club has been going on for half a year before the school complained to you about how you needed more members to join (you only had 5 members,,, 3 of them were ur friends lololol) or make your club at least a little more productive before the club would be shut down. Suprinsingly however!!!! Someone comes to help you organize this club and get more members!!! Not willingly of course (hehehehe)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,492
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    141

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