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    You've determined the hobbies of the monarch you serve are as follows:

    1. Ill-timed pranks.
    2. Cooking.
    3. Subconsciously pulling elaborate political schemes off perfectly, ad infinitum, every one of which inches his mind closer to some ineffable dark chasm you're curious to find the depth of.

    Anyway, he makes damn good lasagna.

    (although part of a series, this fic is a standalone. feel free to read this first!)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    106,368
    Chapters:
    26/34
    Comments:
    358
    Kudos:
    361
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    5239
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    One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types all in white like a jackass, and then the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    149,746
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    385
    Kudos:
    873
    Bookmarks:
    137
    Hits:
    10821
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    Speaking of brats, you can hear him coming down the hall. You brace yourself as he turns the corner, giving you a shit eating grin.
    “Are we going to hit the books, or are you here for the scenic atmosphere?”
    You just have to make it through the hour.
    His name is Hal, he’s a freshman, he has strawberry blond hair and freckles. You want to strangle him half the time. The other half, you just want to know what’s going on in his head. He might be a sociopath. He’s… something. Not something good, but something.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,802
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    73
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    She's been called the best of the best. There hasn't been a single crime she couldn't solve, a piece of evidence she couldn't find, or a culprit she couldn't sniff out.
    So when Detective Pyrope is requested to go to New York City to investigate a master thief dubbed "Bank Shot," she doesn't expect to be there for long.
    She soon learns that this thief has also been referred to as "the best of the best."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,210
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    438
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    Jonathan Crocker the heir to the formidable kingdom of Prospit runs away from his safe prison of a home and finds a new life under a new name.

    Dave Strider the worker of a blacksmith shop in the small dainty village of Derse needs a change of pace and wants to run away, but he's too scared.

    Maybe if the hide behind each other they'll find they aren't that different.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,696
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    191
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    It is believed in troll culture that if someone's love is strong enough, it can transcend lifetimes. Likewise, the same can be said about hate.
    Terezi always knew that the curse fabricated by their ancestors would always bind her and Vriska together, by what she thought was tendrils of loathing and rivalry. However, while Scrub strains and shatters the relationships between the twelve trolls, the two are forced to re-evaluate friends and enemies, and determine the nature of the string connecting them.

    This story follows canon events with slight differences, but will eventually diverge from the canon timeline completely! The POV alternates between Terezi and Vriska with each chapter!

    UPDATE: This fic is NOT discontinued! I will still update it, I've just hit a rough patch in life rn so chapters are taking a lot longer to come out! I'm very sorry to all my readers for that :( But I'll keep writing when I can!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,925
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    515
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    The tale of EarTernia, the misguided love of two trolls who should have never met, and the adventure of a glitched lifetime.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,073
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    76
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    Eridan Ampora has always dreamed about finding his soulmate, but when a clue to their identity leads him farther from his home than he ever imagined going will he be able to make it?

    Alternatively: In which Eridan Ampora is 99% sure his soulmate is on Alternia and decides the best way to find them is to study abroad there for the foreseeable future.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,838
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    535
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    (Heavenstuck AU)

    In which Kanaya is an angel, Karkat is a human, and together they attempt to fix everything wrong with the world as we know it.

    Well, kind of.

    Or, that one story where there are two very different Crowleys, Aziraphale doesn't quite know what's going on, SucroCorp and Betty Crocker team up to enslave/eat humanity, Rose steals the Bentley, Jade is a bad-ass truck driver, dead people are resurrected, there are a ton of fallen angels to look after, ghosts seek revenge, and everyone is scrambling to prepare for Armageddon Round Three.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    67,526
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    970
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    "You don't get it do you? I may not remember it, but my life was a living hell. Each time I try to remember my scars ache with phantom pains, as if the pain was so horrible my body wasn't allowed to ever forget it. I start shacking as complete and utter terror fills my body, and an intense coldness runs through my veins. It was a life of fear and pain, and I was happy when I died. You took that away from me, you took my happiness. I have the right to be pissed, you don't. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go get drunk off my ass. Hopefully I die of alcohol poisoning, that'll be a fun way to die."

    Or

    Ed and Al were successful with their attempt at a human transmutation, but they didn't bring back their mom. They brought back a semi-suicidal girl with a faulty memory, a foul mouth, and more problems than they have put together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    218
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    133
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    The love of your life is distant for reasons you can't discern, you're stuck in the middle of enemy territory, and the Condesce wants your head on a pike. Equip your sickles and ready your magic rings, because things are going to get batshit.

    (Direct sequel to Cum mortuis in lingua mortua! If you did not read the previous fic, please, for the love of god, read the author's notes.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    108,168
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    157
    Kudos:
    268
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    4241
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Hahahahahahaha

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,004
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    253
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    263
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    27
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    Summary

    A boy who suffered.

    Series
    • Part 1 of OTP
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,506
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Ficlets of songs, ships, and scenarios requested by tumblr users over on chess-and-snickers.tumblr.com and cherrybulges.tumblr.com.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,082
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    62
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    Tony always thought that he had done everything and every one. Then one day he was asked if he had ever had sex with a troll. This led him down a new path full of shock, pain, rescue and eventually true friendship and happiness. It also led him to saving almost all of the trolls treated as "pets" or slaves on earth. But that was a side benefit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,871
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    119
    Kudos:
    190
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    4637
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    Tavros and Aradia are adventurers for hire -- they risk death so their patron, Ms. Meenah Peixes, doesn't have to!

    ...

    Gamzee and Kurloz are the restless dead. They haven't had visitors in at least a few lifetimes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,612
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    253
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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

    (Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,198
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    176
    Kudos:
    283
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    3087
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    John Egbert is the last Dragonborn and may or may not be in over his head. Karkat saves him once and winds up along for the ride. Together they fight crime- er - wander Skyrim in search of adventure. Come join the party for a romantic epic fantasy adventure full of fun and silliness. With a little bit of seriousness and occasional smut, but mostly fun and silliness.

    Exactly what it says on the tin. An updated and semi-novelized version of the askskyrimjohnkat blog on tumblr.

    I may add more tags as they become relevant. Full list of pairings in the opening notes in order to not clog up searches (will be edited as they appear).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    211,298
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2474
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    Your name is John Egbert and today is one of the worst days of your life.
    “I am so, so proud of you, Son”. Every single time he left the house or did anything really, he would repeat that one sentence. It’s weird how one mundane sentence would be the last you ever heard from him. After the call, you didn’t know what to do. In that one instant, all you could do was blame yourself, even though you knew it could never be your fault.

     

    (If we don't update for a little while, don't worry we're not dead we're just lazy af and hugeee procrastinators ;P)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,339
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    931

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