15 Works in Homeless Man (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)

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    "Peter knows about the guy well enough; he sees him begging on the streets for spare change from the passerby, normally being turned down with a disgusted look or harsh words. Every time he passes, something twinges in his chest and he hastily drops the first bill he can scrounge from his pockets."

    Or Peter and the brother he never (but always) knew.

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    41
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    A scramble.
    A scream.
    Then silence.
    Two people stood in a hotel room in silence, neither of them sure of what to say… all the while a body bled into the carpet.

    Basically what happened after Paul 23 killed Emma, and how the married couple goes on from there...

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    1/1
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    18
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    Guy Fieri and Dimple get into another WACKY situation

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    1/1
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    2
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    5
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    Time Bastard Au where Ted gets chased by his past and a stalker who seems to know just a little too much about his life.
    On top of that, he meets an old highschool acquaintance and starts something new (no strings attached).

     

    This is set in the Time Bastard story so there will be a lot of Time Bastard spoilers (in case you haven’t watched it yet)

     

    Each chapter will feature TWs individually in the top notes, if any apply.

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    29,014
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    18/18
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    22
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    3
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    320
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    MAJOR NIGHTMARE TIME EP.2 SPOILERS - DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT AND INTEND TO AT SOME POINT
    In which a different man makes a different decision.

    edit: ^that was the original summary. Since the events of Nightmare Time are now pretty much common fandom knowledge, I'm gonna add a revised summary:

    A world in which a non-clone Paul kills the android Emma, whose origins have nothing to do with CCRP

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    75,074
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    139
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    November 23rd, 2018 and everyone is waiting to get a tickle me wiggly. more importantly, linda monroe. however, when the platinum blonde walks straight into a romcom, things don't end well at all

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    3
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    The lengths a man will go to for a sausage mcmuffin. (Yes this is smut about Steve Buscemi's character in the Adam Sandler film "Big Daddy". Yes I have something wrong with me.)

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    1/1
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    Ever thought about if TGWDLM and Black Friday were in the same timeline, and what would've happened between the two if that were the case? Because I know I have! I've tried to make this as canon-compliant and in character as possible, but I've also included some headcanons and (accidental) inconsistencies, so it's more like a parallel universe canon-compliant fanfic, if that makes sense
    Starts at the end, ends at the beginning and written from multiple perspectives but mostly focuses on good ol' paulkins. Mentions of violence but probably nothing too graphic (except for a dream-sequence in chapter 10 that's pretty unpleasant I think, but I'll make it easy to skip)

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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    64
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    Ted didn’t want to babysit Bill’s daughter. He didn’t like Bill, and Bill didn’t like him. Why did he have to be the only one in the office who was free for the weekend? Alice didn’t exactly want to be babysat either. She’s too old for that!

    Little did Ted and Alice know how much fun they were going to have.

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    Words:
    3,510
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    On the day of Paul and Emma's wedding, Hatchetfield's infamous homeless man gets a second chance to fix the biggest mistake of his life.

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    1/1
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    47
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    MAJOR SPOILERS FOR NIGHTMARE TIME

    Picks up after the end of Time Bastard.

    Language:
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    Comments:
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    31
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    1
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    Lost and alone on the anniversary of a terrible tragedy, the man who used to be Ted finds himself back at the CCRP's offices, where he finds a teenager who's about to make a terrible mistake.

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    NIGHTMARE TIME EPISODE 2- FOREVER AND ALWAYS AND TIME BASTARD SPOILERS!!!!!!!!

    Paul wakes up from a nightmare. Emma is right there to comfort him.

    T/W: Nightmares, mentions of death, blood.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    356
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    “This is the morning Hatchetfield news with Dan and Donna!”
    “Breaking news! As of this morning it is reported that there is yet another fatal mugging in Hatchetfield. Beloved Grace Chastity was found this morning, stabbed to death in an alleyway on South Clydesdale street,chunks of flesh missing from the face. Cops say she was barely recognizable.”
    “After further investigation and an autopsy report, the incident was ruled as a brutal mugging without the intent to kill, but ended in a fatality. As of right now there are no leads, no witnesses, and no obvious suspects.”
    “All of our love goes out to Grace Chastity’s family and friends who are no doubt devastated by the news. Stay safe citizens of Hatchetfield.”
    “And talk about gloomy news, a brooding goose has taken forty seven babies under her wing-!”
    Paul clicked the off button on his remote.

    Language:
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    Words:
    25,574
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    49
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    7
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    Snippets based off the headcanon that all characters played by the same actors are somehow related, which has fun implications for small casts set in the same town

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    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
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