17 Works in Hockey Player Jonathan Toews
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Jon is not a religious man, but he'll kneel for Patrick Kane any day.
Or: The one where Jon is a hockey player and Patrick works at a church. None of this keeps them from fucking.
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“I’m going to be sucking your dick out of pity one day,” Tyler delivers deadpan as they slide into their usual seats in the cafeteria. “You literally cock-blocked yourself by taking her. Even Jamie agrees with me on this.”
“Sex isn’t everything,” Patrick says, ignoring the part of him that hurts a little at being overlooked again. “Plus… it’s fine. I’ve never done the boyfriend thing anyway and I’m probably way too independent nowadays to deal with someone else encroaching on my life. I’d end up being too distant or whatever because I want to have my own life.”
A messy love triangle - or how Patrick lands the guy for the first time ever.
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Jonny agrees to go to a concert, to see a band he's never heard of, with Cat and Stromer. Patrick happens to be the lead singer of the band they're seeing tonight, and just Jonny's type. Jonny thinks that the boys are just trying to get him to let loose, set him up with someone maybe. Little does he know that Dylan and DeBrincat know that Patrick is Jonny's number one fan.
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- Part 1 of Blind Faith
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Jonny blames this all on Valentine's Day, baked goods, and fucking Pavlov.
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It's pretty obvious that no matter how much Kaner loves what he does for a living, he's in need of a break and some time away to relax. Jonny's got just the thing in mind.
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Patrick is totally going to add “made a ballet fan out of professional hockey star Jonathan Toews” to his resume, even if he probably didn’t manage it all on his own.
(Patrick is a ballerino. Jonny bought his mom tickets to The Nutcracker, not planning on her dragging him along with her, and he definitely didn't plan for having to go back again and again until he found a way to meet the guy who was flirting with him from offstage.)
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Every time he looked at the shiny surface of the trophy that was the envy of everyone in the National Hockey League, that thirty teams lusted over for nine months out of their lives; that they gave up time with their wives, their kids, their people for.
Every time he looked at it, all he saw in the reflection was a pair of sparkling blue eyes, dimples, and a crooked smile.
How had Buffalo New York, of all places, fucked him up so bad?
(AKA The one where Tazer's in the NHL, Kaner isn't, but they find each other anyway... And Jonny's also a lying liar who lies.)
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Patrick and Bailey watch the final game of the Stanley Cup before going onto the ice to celebrate with Jonathan.
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- Part 21 of 21 Days of Fic (April 2016)
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A handful of scenes from Patrick's point of view. A sequel/accompaniment to "Is It Sweet?"
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Wherein Jonny becomes an unwitting model, Christmas comes early for Sharpy, and there are just dicks everywhere.
(AU in which not every person is a pro hockey player, but most still are)
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Patrick and Jonathan get their new house.
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- Part 20 of 21 Days of Fic (April 2016)
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Jonathan and Patrick adopt their first child; which finally gets Patrick to a game.
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- Part 19 of 21 Days of Fic (April 2016)
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Jonathan and Patrick share their first night together... (totally non-graphic to the point where it probably shouldn't even be summarized this way)
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- Part 18 of 21 Days of Fic (April 2016)
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Patrick meets Jonathan at a bar and it's too good to be true.
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- Part 15 of 21 Days of Fic (April 2016)
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Coffee shop!AU.
There’s a Starbucks around the corner from Jonny’s condo. They get his order wrong every time, without fail, and he’s starting to think they’re doing it just to fuck with him.
Well, okay, he started thinking that the first time it happened, but he decided to shrug it off, give them the benefit of the doubt. It was dumb, he knows, to think that it was possible to get a straight black coffee that wrong.
The shop is almost empty when he walks in, with just a couple of late-night customers lounging around in the chairs and talking quietly amongst themselves. There’s a new kid behind the counter, and Jonny crosses his fingers, hopes that this guy isn’t in on the joke and will actually serve him the right drink.
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Prompt: “I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong number and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit you’re really attractive.”
He’s torn between walking home and catching a cab, but decides to walk when the pain refuses to dissipate. He does not want to face a cab driver when he’s unable to sit still without being in pain. He does not need those rumours circulating in the media, thank you very much.
He curses under his breath, pulling his phone out of his pocket to text Sharpy.
“You fucking broke my ass, you dick,” he types, angrily stabbing at the letters.
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“dogs are our link to paradise. they don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.” - milan kundera
Jonny loses his dog in a park. Patrick finds her and becomes occasional dogsitter, hopefully long term boyfriend. Hopefully.