10 Works in Hockey Gods

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    "You have been called. You will worship your gods, or be sacrificed to them."

    Bitty and Kent must fuck or die. One of them wants to fuck, the other would prefer to die. They're not entirely clear which of them is arguing for which.

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    1/1
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    3
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    The hockey god of death is incapable of liking or disliking people, but if it could it would certainly like Kent Parson.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    359
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    Alex loves hockey and maybe the hockey gods love him back. Or maybe fried chicken is just awesome.

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    1,736
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    518
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    The Hockey Gods - or fate - have chosen them for the world's longest road-trip. They don't get to pick the company, the itinerary or the music. There aren't any snacks or stretch breaks. And they're stuck wearing the clothes they started out in. If they weren't ghosts, he'd think they were in Purgatory, sometimes. But it's not all bad.

    Fred Higginbotham knows: you can adjust to just about anything over the course of a century or so.

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    5,297
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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    5
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    120
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    There was something... not quite right, though. He knew the bitter tang of the Leafs magic was slowly fading from his aura, like trails of oily residue being washed away as more Toronto fans put him out of their thoughts and more Pittsburgh fans learned about him, but there was something... something left over. He still had bits of Boston seasoned into him, of course, but the remnants of Toronto felt like a permanent frog in the back of his throat, like saliva burning under his tongue. It was kinda weird, but he figured it was just a Canadian hockey magic thing.

    “It's not a Canadian hockey magic thing, Phil!” Sid said exasperatedly.

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    28
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    130
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1168
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    The NHL draft entry class of 2006 are the new best and brightest, and they have to do what the best and brightest have always done: go to an isolated swamp in the Canadian wilderness, let the hockey gods have their way with them, and incubate the next generation of gods in their bellies.

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    English
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    6,535
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
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    116
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    4259
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    The hockey gods did not take kindly to unfulfilled promises.

    Language:
    English
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    426
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    865
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    Before every season, the hockey gods demand a sacrifice.

    Language:
    English
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    1,420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1050
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    “I was playing pond hockey,” he says, which, in retrospect, probably wasn’t the best thing to say after you’ve been smashed against the boards hard enough to be rendered unconscious. [NOW COMPLETE]

    Language:
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    33,301
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    3335
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    In which Sidney Crosby goes for a walk one day, and somehow most of the NHL ends up worshipping a defaced Winnipegian brick. It's all Jonny Toews' fault.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,078
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    938
    Bookmarks:
    137
    Hits:
    14273

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