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    A collection of one shots involving Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Everett Ross/Stephen Strange, Khan/John, Arthur Dent/Khan, Bilbo Baggins/Smaug, Alan Turing/John Watson, Hector Dixon/Peter Guillam, Patrick Melrose/Phil Rask, Iain Mackelpie/Patrick Melrose, Martin Crieff/Paul Maddens, Lester Nygaard/Patrick Melrose and Milton Fruchtman/Alan Turing

    All chapters will have an abundance of lewdness.

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    8/?
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    Trans man Arthur Dent discovers all he needs to start publicly transitioning is a quirky friend from Betelgeuse who doesn't give a fuck about gender norms.

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    1/1
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    Ford Prefect has been stranded on Earth for what seems like years, but his bleak future soon looks up when he meets Arthur Dent in the local pub, and the two men bond over Shakespear's Hamlet.

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    "Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
    No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
    For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
    Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit"
    —An ancient Orion mining song

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    1/1
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    11
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    Love is a vicious motivator. Greg probably deserves what's coming to him.

    “Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    1/1
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    14
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    27
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    1
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    Apparently Greg Lestrade’s breaking point is seeing Sherlock Holmes, the one most logical person he's ever encountered, hovering above Baker Street as if human flight were the most ordinary, everyday occurrence.

    “...any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.” ― Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    1,530
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    1/1
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    21
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    154
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    1/1
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    Arthur always hated it when his mother would tell him to try to see things through someone else's eyes. Somehow, he doesn't think this is what she meant.

    “Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.” ― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

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    Hits:
    156
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    Subterfuge, flight lessons, and first kisses. Oh my.

    “The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    1/1
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    Mycroft finally explains what the hell is going on.

    (I'm just going to be straightforward here. I chose the "major character death" tag because we finally get an explanation as to how both John and Arthur's minds are in one body. There's only so many ways that can happen. Also, there are some truths revealed about other catastrophic events.)

    “In moments of great stress, every life form that exists gives out a tiny subliminal signal.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    John and Arthur have a discussion.

    “If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

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    There are some things you're never prepared for.

    “Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.” ― Douglas Adams

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    1/1
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    Has telling someone not to panic ever actually worked? John doesn't think so.

    "Much to his annoyance, a thought popped into his mind." -- Douglas Adams

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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    188
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    “Your John Watson is my Arthur Dent, and for reasons I just don’t care to explain to you right now, we’re here to collect him and get off this godforsaken rock.”

    “I don't go to mythical places with strange men.” ― Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

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    1/1
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    14
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    27
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    Sometimes John Watson thinks about flying.

    “He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts.” ― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    194
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    Language:
    中文
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    3,836
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
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    What would happen if the Doctor met the crew of the Heart of Gold? You've probably never wondered that question, but here you go anyway. Have some comedy with our favourite towel carrying idiots, sad robot friend, and two aliens who enjoy a drink.

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    1/1
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    Ford wants to take Arthur camping on a new planet but when Zaphod, Trillian, and Marvin tag along his plans for a romantic weekend may be ruined before it even begins.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    366
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    Русский
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    1/1
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    56
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    Příběh navazující hned za minulou část série. Khan se s krátkou zastávkou na Natriu dostal na Kronos, kde pokračuje ve svém plánu. Enterprise je mu v patách, aby ho chytili, ovšem cestou přiberou na palubu i jistého kočičáka. Změní Arthurova přítomnost nějak děj a následky příběhu?

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    Čeština
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    16,113
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    109

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