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    Six months after the events of Mostly Harmless, which ended with a dolphin-jump to Milliways, newlyweds Arthur and Fenchurch are visited by Zaphod with horrible news. Arthur reflects upon his relationship with Ford throughout the books.

    Written as a fix-it, because I can't bear my lovely boys to fall out!

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    Oh nooo Ford got hurt and now Arthur has to undress him and patch him up. whatever will he dooo

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    The telepad started whirring and clanking with a racket Arthur had not heard it make before. The knot of worry in his stomach collapsed violently into a black hole of panic.

    Ford and Fenchurch have a teleporter mishap, and Arthur isn't quite sure how to cope with the results.

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    The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: “Avoid if at all possible.”

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    Ford has an issue and the only one there to help is Arthur

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    The gun didn't hit the man on the stairs, not in this timeline. Ford didn't even have time to think.
    One moment he was leaping downstairs, foot into Arthur's back, the next moment the part of his torso that got hit instead must have disintegrated.

    The end of Mostly Harmless takes a twist in probability, and Ford reflects on maybe turning in his towel.

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    Hours before the destruction of Earth, Ford thinks about the only thing that he’d miss about the planet: Arthur Dent.

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    Something appeared to fall out of thin air directly in front of her, and she jumped back screaming. The thing- person- shot up like a rocket, screaming in kind. “You! Who are you!”

     

    The girl looked tired, she looked angry, and she looked like she was drawing back with a sharp rock.

    Quinn C. Dent is, so far as she knows, a perfectly normal teenage girl. Her family life's a bit chaotic, but otherwise she's no different than any average person on Earth. Things are about to take a very odd turn for her.

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    Just an excuse for puns

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    Arthur Dent had never really adjusted to hyperspace jumps.

    In which Arthur ponders plurality and the nature of existence when hyperspace could take him out at any time.

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    A platonic! Zaphod & reader, as per request on tumblr.
    OOC warning.

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    "Perfection is never achieved, only striven for."
    -Primus "Origin" Odhinkar

    In the midst of the Viking Age, a collection of aliens introduced to a Scandinavian chieftain perks of understanding unlike anything mankind could possibly imagine. A Philosopher's Toolkit is handed down to a group of children, which only refined and solidified a new stage in human evolution. These children are tasked with undertaking the responsibility of their destiny, and despite their elders best efforts, is something no mortal creature can prepare them for in totality.

    Primus Odhinkar, his younger brothers Lars and Soren, and Emika Ugelsted grow and develop, learn and explore, and accept the inevitable transmigration from mortal to immortal, with all the consequences and responsibilities it entails. Once this fated day comes to pass, the art of letting go must be practiced, lest an imbalance lead to the eventual destruction of the world they hail from.

    "I'd like to call this phenomenon 'The Ragnarok Effect."
    -Mathias Ugelsted

    Will they learn to let go of all they've ever known, or will they cling and watch as everything is destroyed?

    Perhaps the catalyst of the latter will have his own words in edgewise.

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    A series of events in which Ford rams himself through a building, attacks an alien, evades the law, meets kim kardashian, comforts a crying man, and waits in a cubicle.

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    Trillian leads the crew of the Heart of Gold in a drinking game/dirty joke competition.

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    很多年以前发表在lof的同人文,搬运AO3存档。

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    【银河组】年下!ABO!师生恋!
    Alpha!不良少年Khan×Omega!班主任Arthur
    年差20岁(超大年差年下!)
    学校的教学环境按照东亚高中的来了,因为不熟悉欧美高中是什么样的23333

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    "Pardon me," Arthur fussed, "are you trying to tell me you're a space alien?"
    "You've just told me that you're a ghost."
    Arthur Dent has hit a rough patch in his life, seeing as it rather unexpectedly ended. Now, not only does he have to cope with haunting his own home, but he also has to deal with the unearthly new tenant.

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    ‘The hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy is a wholly remarkable and useful book, unless you find it lying broken on the paved floor of some street in England.‘

    Arthur Dent could have sworn that everything that is happening has already happened once begins, and worse is that something is missing. Something important.

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    很多年以前发表在lof的同人文,搬运AO3存档。

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    很多年以前发表在lof的同人文,搬运AO3存档。

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    注意看,是雷文。
    Tag我打累了,看到雷就当是生命中的惊喜吧。

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    很多年以前发表在lof的同人文,搬运AO3存档。

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    好的我这次就不等写完直接发了,主要是小朋友们太可爱辽!

    不出意外是个长篇(。)

    不出意外会更很慢(没事反正没人会想看)

    故事内容大概是Patrick来到圣公会主学堂小学组建了少儿知识问答小组,最后参加知识问答比赛的故事!

    小朋友们人设介绍如下↓

    罗莎蒙德·福尔摩斯:福华女儿,名字沿用原剧。头发是黑色大波浪长发,瞳色是湛蓝色。是小队里唯一的女孩子。小天才,目测和老夏一样聪明。取向未知(我还没想好),常年被班上两个男生骚扰。有一个叫哈米什的金发绿眼亲弟弟,弟弟作为配角出场(大概)。每天放学后会被亲爹和亲弟接走。

    肯尼斯·斯特兰奇:奇玫儿子,名字沿用玫瑰中间名。灰发,喜欢把头发梳成法师的样子。瞳色是和魔法蝴蝶一样的那种蓝色(太文盲了,不会形容)。小队里唯一会魔法的,智商挺高但是没罗莎高。取向异性,常年变法术骚扰罗莎。每天放学后会被亲爹或老王直接画圈圈从人堆里拖走。

    菲利普·辛格:KA儿子,名字沿用亚瑟中间名(原著中亚瑟全名:ArthurPhilip Dent)。黑发,乱。黑眼睛。是全队发育最快的,比最矮的克里斯高了一个半头。体能很好,体育拿了满分后老师甚至想给他再加五十分,对机械发明有很高的天赋,热衷于喝茶。取向未知。每天放学后亲爹和亲妈会开飞船来接走。

    克里斯托弗·吉勒姆:GD儿子,名字沿用MF中间名和模仿游戏里图灵的初恋。金发妹妹头,眼睛颜色是灰蓝。脾气不怎么好,有洁癖,爱笑。是全队最矮的存在,但是大家都希望他将来会拔高个。学校科目里头最擅长文科,但是大家不知道的是他在家最喜欢玩的是枪械,同时为了避免武器被父母发现然后挨揍,练就了一身反侦察的好本事。取向未知。每天放学后由法比安接走。

    高尔登·辛宁:龙哈比儿子,名字沿用“Smaug the Golden”里的Golden。闪瞎眼的红头发和红眼睛。家里很有钱,所以每天的炫富也不算炫富。成绩不太好,但是家里有钱,所以(在威逼利诱了老师以后)还是进了小队。不炫富的时候喜欢看奇幻小说并且坚信自己前世是条龙。取向异性,常年通过炫富和话痨骚扰罗莎。每天放学后都会由司机接走,如果出现了什么情况则由亲爹亲自来接走。

    主要出现的冰茶蜜蜂CP是Paultrick!

    助教!Patrick×班主任!Pual

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