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The Genialist by Girl_with_Violets
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe RPF, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
18 Mar 2024
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Evetything you can ever imagine is possible to find in the Galaxy, from fluffy grey merfolk to sentient computers and artificial planets. The only things that the Galaxy lacks are basic logic and good coffee. And, maybe, genialists. (Who's that, you ask? Encyclopaedia Galactica defines genialist as the opposite of specialist, someone who can do everything, regardless of talent and skill, mostly out of spite... Do you say it's "generalist"? No one says so on the Galaxy, stop it).
Chris Evans from planet Earth had no idea of Encyclopaedia Galactica and almost never referred to himself as a genialist... Until one especially strange day, when he met a strange guy with bright green car and got involved into adventures with utterly unpredictable consequences.
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- 7,319
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- 1/9
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The Space Pirate by SuspiciousMoon
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Radio)
17 Mar 2024
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The main characters of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy met the space pirates, a group of fierce looters who would have extincted, on their way to a beach resort. The leader of the space pirates turned out to be an old friend of Ford and Zaphod. Then they were taken to the hub of the looters and discovered a secret.
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- English
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- 10,125
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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The Cup Of Gold by deviltownresident
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV 1981)
16 Mar 2024
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Arthur locates a takeaway espresso cup on the shelf above the sink, and starts pouring coffee into it. It's large enough to hold two shots, so he hopes that if he fills it right up to the brim, it will hold three. Maybe. Just as Arthur is debating the likelihood of him spilling it in the journey from the coffee machine to the counter, he wonders exactly who is the recipient of this death wish of a drink. Quickly, as if not to be caught in the act, he glances over his shoulder to the other side of the counter.
And...
He sees nothing. Well, that is, nearly nothing. The customer has their head turned, so all he can see is a mop of reddish curls, plus the flash of a pinstriped blazer, before he has to turn back to coffee. As he turns the tap off, he pauses.
Did it really have orange pinstripes?
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Chaos Fiction by MarcoIncognito
Fandoms: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Comics), Supernatural (TV 2005), SCP Foundation, The Sandman (Comics), Homestuck, DCU (Comics), Marvel (Comics), 8-Bit Theater - Brian Clevinger (Webcomic), Sam & Max (Video Games), Ben 10 Series, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Transformers - All Media Types, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
12 Mar 2024
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A Timeline of all of Fiction placed in one Universe and in some cases Multiverse. While moving roughly in chronological order, the nature of fiction means new franchises and stories will continue to be made, as such chapters will be added to address where and when they take place within this setting. Not that while raw Adult Content warning has been given this is largely a safety precaution as some of the works included within this have very dark themes as well as adult elements that would make it difficult to include them without at least diving into that element.
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Another day went by in Arthur’s dreary prehistoric life. Maybe it wasn’t so dreary after all. He did have the trees to talk to, after all. And rabbits to hunt. And there weren’t any telemarketers or bulldozers to worry about. He just wished he had some tea.
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this won't have to end if it doesn't start by deviltownresident
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV 1981), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
05 Mar 2024
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What if they hadn't gone to Milliways after the Galactic Police shot at them?
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Mission: Slug by FlowerPowerShark
Fandoms: Original Work, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
03 Mar 2024
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A sci-fi, spacefaring, secret superspy short story! Secret Agent E.B. "Joneson" is on an important mission of espionage, gathering valuable intel for his alien homeworld so they can wipe out all humans or something else very important, but it's been long-waylaid. Now he's stuck in the middle of nowhere with some randos. And he's itchy.
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- English
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- 685
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Mars, the Long Way 'Round by RAHbooks
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Doctor Who, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
01 Mar 2024
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Six months into their five-year mission to Mars, Artemis and Butler are captured by Vogons on their way to bulldoze the earth for an interstellar bypass. Luckily the Doctor is also on board.
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Ford Prefect's Guide to Love and Travel by Ineffable_Ezra
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
26 Feb 2024
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Ford and Arthur go travelling for their two year anniversary
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Poezie Pauly Nancy Millstone by jajafilm
Fandoms: Original Work, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
22 Feb 2024
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Stopařův průvodce: "Nejhorší poezie, jaká kdy byla napsána, zanikla spolu se svou tvůrkyní Paulou Nancy Millstone Jenningsovou z Greenbridge v hrabství Essex v Anglii při zkáze planety Země."
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Ford has something personal to tell Arthur
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В борделі добре, а вдома краще by samspiesonyou
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
08 Feb 2024
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Історія про те, як Форд вмовив Артура відвідати бордель на Еритиконі VI, а Дірк і Тодд знайшли рушник із загорнутим в нього дивним браслетом.
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what's in a name by LieutenantDru
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
23 Jan 2024
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Ford Prefect, writer for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, had not been able satisfactorily to explain to the people of Betelgeuse Five what a Hrung was, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven. For that, he'd been renamed Ix, years before he named himself Ford on this backwoods planet. This man had been the boy Ix and now had a personal problem: he was now marooned on Earth, under the identity of Ford Prefect. He had become the mask, the unemployed actor who had tried to shake hands with a car and saved by Arthur Dent.
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Doctor Ken? by HellinHighHeels
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Barbie (Movie 2023), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
15 Jan 2024
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Based on an idea I saw on Tumblr about Ncuti Gatwa's Ken
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[Podfic] Gregor Vorbarra's Guide To The Galaxy. by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)
Fandoms: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
08 Jan 2024
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Don't panic!
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Ford Prefect tackles the human mind at the pub, and then in Arthur’s living room. by goldenseelie
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
31 Dec 2023
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‘Because I’m not like that!’ Came Arthur's almost immediate indignant response. Ford ignored how the answer hurt a bit.
‘But even so, is it so bad to be called that?’
‘Yes!’
‘Why?’
‘Uhm…’ Arthur floundered for a moment, looking a tad flustered, ‘because it's not right! It's just simply wrong and unnatural, a man should be with a woman and a woman should be with a man, that's how it is!’
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Ford helps Arthur with his internalised homophobia.
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All Alone in my bedroom by Joeisgay
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
27 Dec 2023
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Ford thinks about Arthur and stuff happens to his body.
Title from the song Wet by Dazey and the Scouts
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think of everything you've got by steviecopeland for Dent (dentarthurdents)
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
24 Dec 2023
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Arthur, in an effort to connect with his daughter, takes Random and Ford on a camping trip.
It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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so long and thx 4 all the blood and whiskey by aquxviiwords
Fandoms: High Noon Over Camelot - The Mechanisms (Album), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
23 Dec 2023
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what if our fave hnoc characters met some people from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?
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- 253
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- 1/1
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Snow Go by Dent (dentarthurdents)
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
06 Dec 2023
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{This work is a 4-page comic!}
Ford gets snowed in at Arthur's.