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    "Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
    No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
    For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
    Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit"
    —An ancient Orion mining song

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    1/1
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    6
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    8
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    17
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    Ford wants to take Arthur camping on a new planet but when Zaphod, Trillian, and Marvin tag along his plans for a romantic weekend may be ruined before it even begins.

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    6,253
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    1/1
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    8
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    21
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    1
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    343
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    Русский
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    4,202
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    1/1
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    1
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    55
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    Arthur and Ford have arrived on pre-historic Earth along with a group of aliens who form the uesless third of their planet's population. Arthur is slightly despirited by their actions towards his homeworld and Ford tries to reassure him. Earth is still a beautiful place, is it not?

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    1,535
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    1/1
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    6
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    83
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    Eleven and Clara pop into the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

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    645
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    1/1
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    8
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    1
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    68
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    Zaphod accidently destroys the Improbability Drive of the Heart of Gold, causing an episode of uncontrollable improbable glitches, one of which ends up with Arthur and Ford trapped close together in a confessional booth.

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    3,609
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    1/1
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    4
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    30
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    1
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    301
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    After a massive power surge near Nazarick, Sebas is sent to investigate. He returns with a young teen unconscious and on the brink of death. How will this new player on the chessboard affect the plots on both worlds? (Rewrite of the original story from my FFN account. Don't worry about the multiple fandom tag, this is 98% Overlord and Harry Potter, just a little dimension hopping lands some main characters in other fandoms)

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    25,092
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    4
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    26
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    9
    Hits:
    746
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    Никогда не ходите на бенефисы незнакомых художников на чужих планетах, да еще и с Фордом Префектом!

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    Русский
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    1,555
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Hits:
    25
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    Infinite possibilities abound when you work for Torchwood

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    1
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    Takes place at a party. Ford is pining for a ‘spaceship’, which just might be a metaphor.

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    364
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    32
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    1
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    Arthur meets someone strange in a coffee shop. It all goes downhill from there.

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    1,619
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    32
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    2
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    226
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    No plot whatsoever. I wanted to write something for Harry Potter and this came out.

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    1,007
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    1
    Hits:
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    Zaphod wants food porn fantasies.
    Ford wants money quickly.
    Arthur wants an easy life.
    But what they really need is someone who can fix a stolen space ship.

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    6,681
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    1/1
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    2
    Hits:
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    While waiting in a spaceport, Arthur tells Ford about his encounter with Agrajag, the being destined to be killed by him in any incarnation. Ford thinks it's the coolest space-time-anomaly.

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    1,197
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    46
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    3
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    406
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    Murderbot doesn't want to be a hero or take part in someone's incredible journey. Why does it keep bumping into people who think it will?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    861
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    Also known as the (mis)Adventures of Snooky the Fairy Dragon (the first in a trilogy!) Crackfic but the kind with effort put into it, not a sloppy oneshot that reads like the author was high

    What happens when a dragons pokes a snail? One would assume, nothing. But in this marvelous work of fiction, lots happens. And not all of it makes sense. Join our protagonists (a bunch of talking animals and fictional characters) on an adventure beyond imagination. Really, you want to read this. Very badly. There's something for everyone: original characters and borrowed ones, cats as well as dogs, gay relationships as well as straight ones, battles in space and battles in the courtroom, country music as well as pop and dubstep, and of course your charming and wonderful authors. This work by AandMProductions' Scatteredplot Press is the first in a set of three (in the works since 2012), and has its own glossary, character chart, map, and playlist. Stay tuned for these add ons, and enjoy the show!

    As seen on scatteredplotpress.wordpress.com

    Oh, and fyi, we swear kind of a lot in this.So if that bothers you, send us a message or comment and we'll see about putting out a censored version if there's interest

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    Chapters:
    2/16
    Comments:
    3
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    3
    Hits:
    356
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    Set at the beginning of Life, the Universe, and Everything. The sofa disappears, leaving Ford and Arthur still stuck on prehistoric Earth. Arthur realises that he doesn't want to be alone again. Ford disagrees.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
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    A collection of word prompts for Freebatch Pairings. Mainly characters played by Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman

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    English
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    14,404
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    21
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    3
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    Первое, что вам нужно уяснить для собственного спокойствия и безопасности, или небольшая попытка мимикрировать под Дугласа Адамса.

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    Русский
    Words:
    897
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    47

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