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    Pacify:
    1. To allay the anger or agitation of
    2. To reduce to a submissive state

    He would do his duty. He would save Draco, if he could. He would protect the students, if and when the school fell to the Deatheaters. And Potter. As far as he was concerned, Potter could have whatever he wanted, now. What was the point of trying to tell him no if he was going to be sacrificed on the pyre of the greater good? If Potter wanted to learn, Severus would be his teacher. If he wanted a master, then Severus would make him submit. And if he wanted a lover... well. Severus would love him. And that was it. Anything else was a waste of time. And there was so little of that.

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    A complete reimagining of books six and seven (plus), running parallel to canon. And then a SHARP DIVERSION FROM CANON.

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    From a reader: "Basically, Pacify is like, you know how in canon both Harry and Severus are pushed and pushed and pushed by external forces/emotional manipulation until they are backed into a corner? Pacify is...what if they were backed into the same corner?"

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    (Title is still a work in progress. Suggestions welcome.)

    Midoriya Izuku makes his debut on the national stage not as a competitor at the Sports Festival, but rather as a lost spectator turned announcer alongside his heroes Eraserhead and Present Mic.

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    Bruce sets Damian a mission - of love.

    Dick would be so proud right now.

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    When she was with Tartaglia, everything they did became a competition- so when she brought him to Mondstadt, it was only natural that they ended up engaging in a drinking contest. But somehow, they ended up talking about frogs...

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    When Albedo walks into class on the first day of Senior year this isn’t what he was expecting. Lord help him.

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    People screaming internally because. Cale. Never. Clears. Out. Misunderstandings!!

    Featuring the entirety of the Henituse Duchy.

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    14 year old Izuku gets lost at the UA Sports Festival!

    Luckily, Pro Heroine Midnight knows where he can wait until his parents can come collect him; the announcer's booth with her best pals Eraserhead and Present Mic.

    Chaos ensues.

    Now with a sequel and a TV Tropes page.

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    When Steve Rogers does something nice for the wife of one of the largest Russian mafia families, Winifred sends her son, James Buchanan Barnes, to offer him a 'favor' in return. But Steve, who is incapable of seeing the bad in anyone, ends up missing the fact that Bucky's in the mafia entirely and thinks that this brick house of a man wants to go on a date. Bucky, finding this clueless yet confident coffee shop owner refreshing and adorable, decides to give it a shot.

    What blooms is a lovely romance between the two, where Steve is constantly surprised that they always have the best seats at restaurants, that Bucky seems to know everyone in Little Odessa, and that Bucky has a crap ton of guns in his apartment. But why do all of Steve's friends go pale when Bucky comes around? How does Natasha know Bucky? And when Steve's health starts to get in the way, how far will Bucky go to make things right?

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    A mafia AU slams into a coffee shop AU, and out pops a cracky, fluffy, smutty, and angsty identity porn fic between son-of-a-mafia boss Bucky Barnes and clueless coffee shop owner Steve Rogers that takes a brief look into the bowels of the American healthcare system.

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    Isabela just wants Dolores and Mariano’s first date to be really romantic and what date isn’t romantic enough without flowers? Mirabel tries to stop her but ends up getting involved in the whole thing. Chaos and hilarity ensue.

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    Peter needs to have his wisdom teeth taken out and asks Tony to keep his phone. Tony forgets and walks in on Peter doing a live stream. Hilarity ensues.

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    Ladybug and Chat Noir sat down at the chairs assigned for them, two bottles of rosè wine as requested and two wine glasses sat on the small table in front of them. This was going to be an interesting evening.

    “Okay, so if you start drinking now, as soon as you’re tipsy enough we’ll start filming.” Luckily, it was Alya filming for the station and not some random person. Marinette knew for a fact she would be safe as long as Alya was there, after all, the secrets her best friend held were immense, and there was only one person she trusted more. Unfortunately, he was going to be getting drunk beside her as they filmed a segment for a new television programme.

    Based on the programme 'Drunk History'

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    "Why would spying on your brothers- your heavily armed, ninja brothers, might I add- help us in anyway?" Duke hissed from his spot on the stairs, peering past the banister to where Jason and Dick lay sprawled on the couch.

    "Our brothers", Damian corrected offhandedly, "now pay attention"

    "To what?" Duke craned his neck, as though expecting to see the living room explode. Which, to be fair, was pretty standard in their family.

    "Shhh", Damian whispered, "just watch them act like imbeciles. Soak it all in"

    Or, Duke sometimes feels inadequate when compared to the rest of his family and Damian is there to show him that their older siblings have about as many braincells as a bowl of jellybeans.

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    After years of searching, Hermione has discovered the reason she can't have a child. Ten years post-torture at the hands of the sadistic Bellatrix Lestrange, the thought never once crossed her mind that the evil witch would've been to blame. Unfortunately, the only way to break the curse is to enlist the help of someone who both has Black blood and the Dark Mark...

    Only one person fits that category, and of course, it would be Draco sodding Malfoy.

    He's certainly changed a bit over the years, but he hasn't changed enough to not expect something in return, the entitled git. And yet...

    He may be quite a different than she imagined him to be.

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    After rereading Komatta Toki ni wa Hoshi ni Kike for the umpteenth time, and being unsatisfied with the ending for the umpteenth time, I have decided to make a fanfiction about it! This takes place directly after the manga, so Takara has just come back from Africa and has moved in with Kiyomine to attend university together. Expect tons of fluff and humor, and possible smut. Enjoy!

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    Alex is perfect and handsome, the golden boy, everybody’s secret crush. So there is absolutely no way that he is the reader who screeches in caps lock every time that Henry posts as much as a drabble. There’s no way. Except Alex just closed his browser fast as fucking lightning, but not before Henry had gotten a good glimpse of the page Alex had open: AO3. ‘Don't Stop Me Now’, Henry’s current wip. The one that Henry literally just updated.

    Sweet Jesus. Could it really be?

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    Naruto Uzumaki is a Med Student. He is a fan of naruto manga. This letter comprises his rants after he finished reading the manga.
    Warning: This is a too (stupid?) deep article, do not use in fanfictions, keep out of children’s reach and carefully read the package insert; it can cause life-threatening side effects such as intense headache, nausea, vomiting and/or desperate questioning of your place in the universe.

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    Aloy has fought cultists and ancient death machines and space immortals. She has faced the leaders of tribe after tribe across both East and West, unblinking and immovable, always getting her way in the end. She has stopped rebellions and stared down Thunderjaws. She is strong, capable and can take care of herself.

    So why is it that a certain Tenakth Marshal makes her brain glitch every time he gets close?

    (Or the 5 times Kotallo unintentionally makes Aloy bluescreen and the 1 time he does it on purpose.)

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    Being a Tantric Witch is harder than you think. First, dealing with the fact that you got it from your mother. Second, the trauma from finding the ten pounds of anal beads in the back of her wardrobe confirming that you got it from your mother. Third, it's pretty hard to be a hero when your power comes from sex, lust, and rock'n'rollin the boat. The fourth and most difficult part about the whole thing though?

    My name is Taylor Hebert... and I look like a fucking stripper.

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