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    Oswald is still Fish's umbrella boy when he meets Ed Nygma.

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    In the lightning thief, Percy Jackson defeats Medusa and then promptly sends her decapitated head to the greek gods.

    When the olympians got a package “best wishes percy jackson," Zeus probably said something along the lines of, "At last, my bolt! Finally, your son admits to steali-" and then gets turned to stone for like five seconds.

    This is what I imagined happened, starring: Zeus mostly as a stone statue (we all like him better that way), Poseidon, Hermes, Martha & George (the snakes on Hermes caduceus).

    Inspired by this post on tumblr:

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    McDreamy, McSteamy, McMeredith, and McHot all walk into a McDonalds. Hilarity ensues.

    OR:

    In Which Meredith and Derek are double-dating with Addison and Mark, and all of them are craving some good old-fashioned McDonalds.

    How this turns into a gay/lesbian exchanging thing, nobody knows, remembers or cares at all; it is just all in the name of their intense McCravings all the same.

    F/F. M/M. F/M (past and implied.) Addison/Meredith. Derek/Mark. MerAdd/Meddison. Also MerDer, Maddison. Rated E for Explicit. Grey's Anatomy/Private Practice FF.

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    When he opened the door of his smial and looked at the individual standing on his steps, for the first time in his life Bilbo could hear the voice. Yavanna was singing to him, only a few lines but it was enough. This was his long awaited mate.

    It took a few more days for Bilbo to realize what Yavanna was singing to him was not the happy ending like it had been for his parents.

    His mate was fated to die.

    ...

    Not on his watch!

    Or: The one where Thorin is oblivious and Bilbo's plans mostly have one major fault: He forgot to include himself in them.

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      Summary:
      When he opened the door of his smial and looked at the individual standing on his steps, for the first time in his life Bilbo could hear the voice. Yavanna was singing to him, only a few lines but it was enough. This was his long awaited mate.

      It took a few more days for Bilbo to realize what Yavanna was singing to him was not the happy ending like it had been for his parents.

      His mate was fated to die.

      ...

      Not on his watch!

      Or: The one where Thorin is oblivious and Bilbo's plans mostly have one major fault: He forgot to include himself in them.

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    Alya, bless her fangirl heart, doesn't always get everything right. It's the job of the two superheroes she adores to set her informational blog straight and keep a little entertainment going in the comment section. The real issue here is that they don't know how to hold back.

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    "Oh right! I forgot to tell you! Raon is a dragon."

     

     

    Everybody: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    "You never told us that you have two more children"

     

    "Are you talking about On and Hong?"

     

    "Who else could I be talking— Wait. How…... How many children do you actually have? "

     

    'I will not scream I will not scream' The henituse patriarch finally felt the burdens of being a poor father.

     "I......have to count..."

    Deruth:......

    Deruth: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

    A continuation of "WHOSE CHILD IS THIS".
    If you haven't read it yet, go read it, teehee!

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    The sequel to "A Dramatic Reading" by White Squirrel - join Hogwarts and invited Ministry guests as they continue with a public reading of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets", by J.K. Rowling. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *minimal quotations*, and White Squirrel's permission.

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    Never once did it cross his mind that giving a small gift to his friend as his superhero persona would be a Bad Idea™.

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    Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.

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    Hermione Granger has spent countless days pouring over plans to break into the Ministry with Harry and Ron. However, when they finally get there her meticulous plan is quickly derailed. Someone's there, waiting for Hermione and they force her far into the past.

    She's in a time she's only read about, the first rise of Voldemort, and it's much worse than she ever imagined. She soon throws herself into the middle of the conflict, straight into Voldemort's ranks and the mysteries there are only equal to the violence.

    She's forced to lie to everyone she meets, not only about her beliefs, but also her identity. However, no matter what she does Bellatrix Black is always there, and Hermione can't seem to convince her.

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    Delve into the world of Mafia!Bucky and Coffee Shop Owner Preserum!Steve as they navigate a relationship in a world of crime, corruption, and the American healthcare system.

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    When her world went up in smoke and flames, Juniper Wilde finds herself trapped between the pages of dreams and reality, swept away to a world of vast oceans and unspeakable dangers. Reeling from the difference, Juniper tries to adjust to this new life with the help of her rather dashing pirate companion and maybe find a way home in the process.

    But sometimes we must fall before we fly.

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    "You!" Lena shouted angrily, pointing an accusing finger at her.

    She jabbed a finger in the hero's chest, "Why do you insist on feeding me?!" she accused, "What do you have to gain from it all, hmm?!" her eyes were predatory, filled to the brim with frustration.

    "M-Ms. Luthor, I don't know what you're talking about." Supergirl stuttered.

    "The coffees, and croissants, and sushi, and salads. All of it! Why are you bringing me food everyday? I'm not crazy, I've seen your cape flying about! I'm more than capable of feeding myself, you don't need to bring me food, Supergirl!"

    AKA

    The fic where Jess goes on vacation and appoints Supergirl the responsibility of making sure Ms. Luthor is well fed and food randomly starts showing up on Lena’s balcony and Lena is very very confused.

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    Chat Noir!! @chatnoir
    hi everyone!! this is my twitter!!

    Chat Noir!! @chatnoir
    anyway today me n my lady went to the Dupain-Cheng bakery and they gave us free sweets??? for protecting the city??? im so happy

    Chat Noir!! @chatnoir
    HOLY SHIT GUYS THIS IS THE BEST DANISH IVE EVER HAD

    (Or the one where Chat Noir gets twitter to brag about the Dupain-Cheng bakery, and it escalates from there)

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    As they ran away from Filch, the three Gryffindors found themselves trapped in a dead end, the doors ahead of them locked.

    "Wet me twy!" Hermione said. "I know a speww to unwock it!" She pointed her wand at the lock. "Awo- awohamow- awohawmwa-"

    "Awwoh vewa?" Ron suggested.

    "Amwohamawa- fuck!" Hermione cursed.

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    AU where everything’s the same except Hogwarts starts at age 6 and the kids are allowed to curse whenever the fuck they want.

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    What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.

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  18. 10

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    One morning, Stiles accidentally sees Malia naked. This sets off a chain of events that leads to embarrassment for them and their friends.

    Inspired y the Friends episode The One With the Boobies

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    "Halfling" is considered an insult in the Shire. Of course, Big Folk (and dwarves) know far less than they think they do, so this fact eludes them. It especially eludes Thorin Oakenshield, so if Bilbo decides to use a Hobbit means of communicating his irritation, who can blame him?

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    Pacify:
    1. To allay the anger or agitation of
    2. To reduce to a submissive state

    He would do his duty. He would save Draco, if he could. He would protect the students, if and when the school fell to the Deatheaters. And Potter. As far as he was concerned, Potter could have whatever he wanted, now. What was the point of trying to tell him no if he was going to be sacrificed on the pyre of the greater good? If Potter wanted to learn, Severus would be his teacher. If he wanted a master, then Severus would make him submit. And if he wanted a lover... well. Severus would love him. And that was it. Anything else was a waste of time. And there was so little of that.

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    A complete reimagining of books six and seven (plus), running parallel to canon. And then a SHARP DIVERSION FROM CANON.

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    Why read it, you ask? It's OVER 500k words?? Why would anyone read that???? Here, allow one of my readers to answer that question.
    https://pacifistessays.blogspot.com/2020/06/why-you-should-read-pacify.html

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      If you want to just MELT your brain cause this is EVERYTHING

      This is an once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon kind of fic. Ten years from now, this will be the fic that breaks people’s hearts when they finish it. That original readers will still talk about when they were waiting on each new chapter and losing their minds in the comments because it just BLEW THEIR MINDS.

      I am torn between DYING for the next chapter (even after I just finished a chapter or yet another COMPLETE REREAD) and DESPAIRING of the day that Chickenpets announces that the Pacify series has finally come to it’s undoubtedly perfectly overwhelming end.

      I have been reading fanfiction since I was 11/12 yrs old in the early 00’s. There have been some works that have stuck with me seemingly permanently- but very very few. Most of it has formed one shapeless mass of fanlore, personifications, and headcanons in my memory that I couldn’t sort out even you paid me to. PACIFY is a work that will stand out forever.

    • 09 May 2021

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