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    She wasn't going to break this easily. She was a human. She was stronger than that.

    "I'm not scared." She said, after a quick nudge from the Empress's foot. It was less of a say and more of a cough, or maybe even a groan, but definitely not a full-hearted either of those two things. "I don't think I have any scare left in me, fish-face." She said, expecting a retaliatory kick to the spine like her insults had gotten her from the rest of the Empress's guard. But instead, she just heard a curious humming from behind her. "I don't think I have anything left in me, really." She spoke, simply and truthfully. Meenah's grin was razor sharp and wide enough to bite heads.

    "I'd be inclined ta disagree."

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    14/?
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    How is all of this shit is supposed to go?
    Do we play up our powers or keeping them down low?
    Do we strut around saying we made your universe?
    We died just to have the chance so don’t make this worse
    On us for all the things we’ve done for this shot at life
    After years of fearing, drifting, conscious of time passing by
    We’ve all got our issues that we have overcome or
    Still are overcoming because it’s not just once and then it’s over

    Current Progress:
    Act 1 - Chapters 1 - 22
    Act 2 - Chapters 23 - ?

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    26/?
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    So there they were, in the common area of a mostly abandoned meteor memory, Feferi having stolen the couch to her own ends. It wasn't like there was a particular dress for the occasion, so Feferi was just... As she was, albeit without undergarments, goggles discarded, panties somewhere in the distance. Equius, on the other hand, was very distinctly without garments at all, at her own orders, no less! There they lay, all impetuously piled up across the room, while Equius struggled against the excessively tight leash he had been fitted with, about a size or two too small for his muscular neck.

    That suited Feferi just fine.

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    Growing bored on their journey to the alpha session, Vriska finds a new way to amuse herself. Rose does not consider it nearly as amusing...at first.

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    "C'mon, Ara - you gotta have some secret you're not tellin' me." Eridan pleaded, grabbing at the hem of Aradia's skirt from his position on the ground. She whipped around, gently kicking his foot away, and continued walking towards her hive.

    "There's no secret, Eridan. You're just too pathetic to be worth hating sincerely." Aradia said, her whip dangling limply on her side.

    "That's bullshit an you know it!" Eridan yelped, slowly climbing to his feet. "What does Vriska see in you worth beatin' to death, but not in me?"

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    "Uh, Porrim?" Roxy asked, turning her head backward, along with the rest of her upper torso, to look at the tall Troll behind her. Her right arm was pressed into the cold marble countertop, the kitchen had a freshly cleaned scent, and her apron was both frilly and color appropriate, tied around her bare back. Roxy had given the older troll girl carte blanche to do what she wanted, but Porrim's nails seemed like little razors pressed into her hips. "You're grabbin' my ass a little hard there?"

    "Yeah," Porrim replied. "I know."

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    She wasn't sure if it was the noxious-smelling fumes or Damara's Witch of Time powers, but when she tried to move, her limbs didn't feel like acquiescing. Damara's eyes were narrowed, her brow furrowed, her irises and pupils and everything else completely white, like the smoke rising from between her teeth like the tentacles of a hovering cuttlefish. She tugged Aradia forward, and Aradia stumbled like the world's worst waltzer into Damara's arms.

    Where did her god tier pajamas go? Why did Damara have scissors? These were questions that appeared to have immediate answers when her wrists were tied behind her back.

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    It's been a rough couple of years for John Egbert. So when he sees a shooting star, he figures he might as well wish on it. Little does he know that doing so will lead to a long, dark night.
    OR
    In Which Terezi Pyrope Behaves Erratically For Reasons That Become All Too Clear All Too Soon.

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    7
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    Self filling my own kinkmeme prompt! :'D

    The Condesce molests the Signless with her psionics while he is chained to the flogging jut in front of a crowd. She didn't expect him to loudly, shamelessly enjoy himself while his friends cheer from the sidelines.

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    3/?
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and due to an error in the supplies management of the )(CS Maelstrom, you are thrust into the esteemed station of a breeder troll, with all the trauma, intrigue, and intercaste politics that entails.

    Your romance novels ain’t got grubshit on this.

    (NaNoWriMo 2016 entry)

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    79
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    183
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    “So this is my coolest most amazeballs magic trick - bibbidy bobbidy boo, alakazam, abracadabra-” and she sticks her hand into your thigh and your legs freeze solid for a sec, “-and hey check it, I made a shitty sea hag’s panties... DISAPPEAR,”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Rainbow drinkers need to drink blood to survive. When Kanaya's supply on the meteor runs out she finds herself with nowhere to turn and madness looming on the horizon. She's still unfamiliar with the features that come with her vampiric curse, and ends up unwittingly catching Rose in a thrall she didn't even know she possesed.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    41
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    Shortly after your first Drone Season five sweeps ago, you were nowhere remotely close to a brooding cavern when your mother told you out of the blue: “That’s strange, I smell a Mothergrub nearby.”

    Shortly after that, the Mothergrub turned out to be you.

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    4/?
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    In an alternate universe, the trolls succeeded in their session and became the gods of Earth. In this timeline, Rose and Jade are both priestesses of Aradia, the Daughter of Death.

    It is a decidedly nonvirginal practice.

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    1/1
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    7
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    74
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    The unofficial story of how the Summoner and Mindfang met

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    Jake English didn't want to be hurt again...but the heart drives us forward into crazy circumstances. Even if the Beau IS a mysterious foreigner friend who you've known for almost three whole years and he's a super sweet guy but dear god Jake you are falling head over knickers for this man who you don't even know yet!

    Friorn Guanin wasn't one to think about consequences and rarely hesitated when making a decision. He hadn't when sneaking onto Makara's husktop, he hadn't when making the choice to investigate Trollian, and he certainly hadn't stuttered to snatch up this shy English human as his Matesprit! Risky business of the sort, and dangerous tboot! But that was life! Life was grand and so were it's challenges! The loud, "humble" Sorchurner (chef) of the Mirthful Church wouldn't have expected anything less!

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    Be careful what you ask the Grand Highblood.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    53
    Bookmarks:
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    ....Awful title, I know.

    ANYWAY.

    NSFW ficlets set in mine and Otaku's AU, centering around the offspring of various pairings from the main homestuck crew.

    (character names and their 'parents' included in the notes)

    Enjoy~

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Commodore Ampora finally succeeds in capturing his mutant pirate of a Kismesis, 'Captain' Karkat Vantas. Naturally, he is thrilled. However, nothing is quite as simple as it seems on the high seas, and this is a lesson the two Captains are going to learn the hard way, whether they want to or not.

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    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    23
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    66
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    943

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