17 Works in Hello From the Magic Tavern (Podcast)

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    As emissaries of the Dark Lord, Carnival Wilson and Usidore must travel out of Hogsface on a villainous assignment. Nevertheless, Carnival and his life partner, Wendigo Wilson, continue to stay in touch.

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    English
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    300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    6
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    Excerpts from Arnie's private video diaries to his wife. Mostly the ones about his shapeshifter best bud.

    Canon relationships plus Bangin' Buds, in lighthearted/low-drama (except in one scene where canon is unavoidably Dramatic) polyamory. Light spoilers through the Castle Skullmaster arc. Wild-but-optimistic speculation about what might come next.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,946
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    55
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    Arnie has seen less and less of Chunt outside of the podcast and is missing him. The dark lord has eyes everywhere, and it's taking its toll on them all. They need an escape.

    Language:
    English
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    709
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    34
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    Aboard the Wing'd Whale, Chunt gleans something about Arnie's preferences and runs with it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,056
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    45
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    Typically, in stories like this, a maiden, or a princess, is cursed to an eternal sleep and her true love kisses her and she wakes up and they get married. Some of that happens in this story. Some of it sort of happens.

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    2,028
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    20
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    In which Arnie Niekamp falls through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical, fantastical land of Foon. His first week is pretty rough, so he launches a podcast to cope.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,341
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    289
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    Ever wondered what happened when Usidore was in his cell?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    106
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    Inspired by the first ten minutes of episode 57-Dreamclimber. Disregard the rest of the episode in relation to this.

    Language:
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    Words:
    485
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    151
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    **The Bangin' Buds crossover event the world has been waiting for!**
    Eager to put Glamour Springs as far behind you, both mentally and physically, as possible, you hop ship and leave the country, ending up in the magical land of Foon, where everything is much weirder and much, much hornier than you ever could have imagined. But you're lonely, and whatever horny weirdo wrote this Smeg's List ad is lonely, too. You're in for a series of surprises.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,161
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    353
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    Chunt and Twocidore are in love, but Arnie hates it and he doesn't know why

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    585
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    222
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    When your best friend sprouts bright pink feathers one day, it's pretty damn distracting. (In which Chunt learns that Arnie is ticklish)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    839
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    323
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    This is my contribution to the "Banging Buds!" segment of the podcast.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    206
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    516
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    Usidore and Chunt take a breather after a long day of foraging.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    857
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    161
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    After a long night of deep cheesy gazes, PizzaSkull and Chunt finally give into their carnal urges.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    320
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    272
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    When Arnie disappears off the face of the Earth, and there are traces of magic lingering around the Burger King, Sarah has a feeling she knows who's behind it.

    But Jareth swears he wasn't involved.

    A story about goblins, magic, interdimensional boon companions, and reordering space and time for the one you love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,118
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    589
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    Arnie will do anything to get home, except wait.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,149
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    475
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    Or, Hello, From the Hephaestus Station.

    Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore sit down and have a chat with the newest visitor to Foon: Communications Officer Doug Eiffel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,470
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    406

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