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    The two men looked at each other for the first time.
    John's cigarette began to taste like honey.
    Ward's heart raced.
    They paused when they reached the center of the stairs.

    John Constantine saves Ward
    Ward Meachum saves John

    [my OTP]

    Dedicated to Tom Pelphrey and Ward Meachum
    and all my brokenhearted friends
    October 12, 2018

    Language:
    English
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    2,934
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    86
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    Frank is saved from the Kitchen Irish by Daredevil and runs into John Constantine who seems to keep cropping up in his life when he leasts expects it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,045
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    203
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    When people go missing in the Welsh forests, you and John come up against a monster you’ve never faced before or even heard of. Guess your world’s going Upside Down.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    6,621
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    96
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    Len had exactly one abusive ex, so he was glad when he read in the paper that his ex had finally died. He’d felt himself breath easier for the first time in years… only for that peace to be torn away.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,884
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    277
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    Len is an accomplished master thief with a reputation for delivering on whatever he takes the order to get. So when he’s hired to steal a record, maybe he has bitten off more than even he can chew.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,784
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    3
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    177
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    When the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor arrives in a dramatic fashion, Minerva McGonagall is incensed. She remembers John Constantine well from his school days - he was an arrogant troublemaker who was too smart for his own good. It doesn't look like much has changed over the years.

    What Minerva wants to know is why John has returned to Hogwarts in the first place. Dark secrets come to light as Minerva delves into John's murky past and has her first foray into the bizarre world of the Occult.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,125
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    213
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    They had gotten a new stock of maniacs for him to meet in greet. Speaking of which that was what the man was on his way to do right now. He had a clipboard in hand and a pencil. A stethoscope hung around his neck as the click of his shoes approached the mans room. Opening the door he stepped in with a fake smile, his gold name tag catching the light in the room.
    "Don't go and get yourself too comfortable Constantine sir." He said as he plopped himself down in the wheelie chair in the room scooting beside John as he crossed his legs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,070
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    2
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    After accidentally assaulting Preacher Jesse Custer, John Constantine has sworn off The Dark Arts forever again.
    (This story starts where "You Can't Trust Hitler" left off)

    To keep the wolves at bay and Silk Cuts in his pocket, he turns to magic once again.

    Only this time the magic is light, very light.

      [ UPDATED: SEPTEMBER 27, 2018 ]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,051
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    547
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    小丑想要一只宠物恶魔。但约翰不太喜欢这个主意。

    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    284
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    24
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    Joker wants a pet demon. John isn’t too keen on the idea.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,493
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    234
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    One minute you're on top of the world and the next, John Constantine turns it to hell.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    227,363
    Chapters:
    44/44
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    245
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    5266
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    Everyone makes mistakes, but no one fucks up like John Constantine.

    He thought he was doing his best for the young Simon, leaving him in ignorance, forcing him to accept the same run-of-the-mill, mundane existence everyone else got, but you can't outrun destiny, particularly when you're alone, captured in enemy territory on a black ops mission gone horribly wrong. Now Lieutenant Simon Riley is watching his blood pool on the floor, and he's praying for death, but not expecting her to answer.

    You can't deny what's in the blood, the genes... the family.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,026
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    61
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    Constantine pays for Deathstroke the Terminator's services a little unconventionally- with a pact with a demon. It's not his fault the demon turns out to be a pouty incubus.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,094
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    305
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2745
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    "Oh, a storm is threat'ning
    My very life today
    If I don't get some shelter
    Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away"

    Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones.

     

    Or,

     

    The one in which John is shit at asking for help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,040
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    411
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    Cheryl needs a place to stay after choosing to divorce Tony (much to the relief of everyone). Little does she know what's waiting in store for her in her brother's new life. Set in the AU where John adopts Astra and is just generally more healthy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,278
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    109
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    Eight months after he and Jason first met, a new supernatural threat to one of Gotham's other resident vigilantes brings Constantine back to the city once more. Considering the rather 'familial' nature of the trouble this time around, it feels only natural for him to ask the kid for his assistance a second time. And maybe, in the process, they can also get to know each other a little bit better than they did before.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,753
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1095
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    Краткое содержание: иногда они возвращаются (или Магнус объясняется со всеми заинтересованными лицами по поводу отцовства Эшли).

    Примечание: действие происходит в той же вселенной, что Все во имя науки by KisVani

    Бета: Ёбушек-воробушек

    Language:
    Русский
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    1,178
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    22
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    On and on, across the multiverse, different aspects of Batman and John Constantine come together differently — in images of broken light, pools of sorrow, waves of joy: like a restless wind inside a letter box, tumbling blindly as they make their way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,048
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    576
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    "Midnite began the spell John had scrawled on a bar napkin:
    Bind of one, it has begun!
    He wrapped the cartoon picture once with the braid.
    The consecrating tools and wrinkled napkin were passed around our motley crew.

    Arseface: sslurpthBindth of two, thissth issth troobptthhlpth.

    Hitler: Bind of zthree, mein powerz from me.

    Cassidy: Bouiynd of faour, I maiyke it moare.

    Ted: Bind of five, this charge is live.

    BobbieYaga: Bind of six, his fate we fix.

    Preacher: Bind of seven, my case is heaven.

    Constantine: Bind of eight, he will wait."

    Chapter 1:
    Adolf Hitler has escaped from Hell and finds himself in a world where God has left the building.

    [NOTE: This work is best read on a computer (or tablet?) where the youtube links can be played in the background.]

    [ Updated: August 9, 2018 ]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,174
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    427
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    The dangers of magic when you're following in the steps of the Laughing Magician.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    56

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