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    Joker wants a pet demon. John isn’t too keen on the idea.

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    After accidentally assaulting Preacher Jesse Custer, John Constantine has sworn off The Dark Arts forever again.
    (This story starts where "You Can't Trust Hitler" left off)

    To keep the wolves at bay and Silk Cuts in his pocket, he turns to magic once again.

    Only this time the magic is light, very light.

     

    [ UPDATED: SEPTEMBER 14, 2018 ]

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    One minute you're on top of the world and the next, John Constantine turns it to hell.

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    44/44
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    Everyone makes mistakes, but no one fucks up like John Constantine.

    He thought he was doing his best for the young Simon, leaving him in ignorance, forcing him to accept the same run-of-the-mill, mundane existence everyone else got, but you can't outrun destiny, particularly when you're alone, captured in enemy territory on a black ops mission gone horribly wrong. Now Lieutenant Simon Riley is watching his blood pool on the floor, and he's praying for death, but not expecting her to answer.

    You can't deny what's in the blood, the genes... the family.

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    5/?
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    Constantine pays for Deathstroke the Terminator's services a little unconventionally- with a pact with a demon. It's not his fault the demon turns out to be a pouty incubus.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    "Oh, a storm is threat'ning
    My very life today
    If I don't get some shelter
    Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away"

    Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones.

     

    Or,

     

    The one in which John is shit at asking for help.

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    Cheryl needs a place to stay after choosing to divorce Tony (much to the relief of everyone). Little does she know what's waiting in store for her in her brother's new life. Set in the AU where John adopts Astra and is just generally more healthy.

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    Eight months after he and Jason first met, a new supernatural threat to one of Gotham's other resident vigilantes brings Constantine back to the city once more. Considering the rather 'familial' nature of the trouble this time around, it feels only natural for him to ask the kid for his assistance a second time. And maybe, in the process, they can also get to know each other a little bit better than they did before.

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    Краткое содержание: иногда они возвращаются (или Магнус объясняется со всеми заинтересованными лицами по поводу отцовства Эшли).

    Примечание: действие происходит в той же вселенной, что Все во имя науки by KisVani

    Бета: Ёбушек-воробушек

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    On and on, across the multiverse, different aspects of Batman and John Constantine come together differently — in images of broken light, pools of sorrow, waves of joy: like a restless wind inside a letter box, tumbling blindly as they make their way.

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    "Midnite began the spell John had scrawled on a bar napkin:
    Bind of one, it has begun!
    He wrapped the cartoon picture once with the braid.
    The consecrating tools and wrinkled napkin were passed around our motley crew.

    Arseface: sslurpthBindth of two, thissth issth troobptthhlpth.

    Hitler: Bind of zthree, mein powerz from me.

    Cassidy: Bouiynd of faour, I maiyke it moare.

    Ted: Bind of five, this charge is live.

    BobbieYaga: Bind of six, his fate we fix.

    Preacher: Bind of seven, my case is heaven.

    Constantine: Bind of eight, he will wait."

    Chapter 1:
    Adolf Hitler has escaped from Hell and finds himself in a world where God has left the building.

    [NOTE: This work is best read on a computer (or tablet?) where the youtube links can be played in the background.]

    [ Updated: August 9, 2018 ]

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    The dangers of magic when you're following in the steps of the Laughing Magician.

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    A group of tantric learners serve the wrong entity.

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    1/1
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    John is doing a ritual in the woods. Without his clothes on.

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    Lucifer comes back to ask you for that favour when you least expect it.

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    Sequel to Picture Perfect

    It's Constantine and Gary's one-year anniversary, and Gary wants to do something special.
    John believes that just having an anniversary counts as 'something special'.
    His surprise quickly turns into a three-day bender that leaves Gary searching for answers and John searching for the nearest pub.
    Happy anniversary, Gary.

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    John Constantine may have gone into Ravenscar Asylum as a broken man, but he left a shattered one. Luckily for him, Chas Chandler will always be there to help him.

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    “A real vacation.” Jason says, he’s lounging on an expensive bed with two plane tickets in his hands, and a towel wrapped low around his waist. “You know, the kind where there’s sun and beaches, and no demons or gun runners.”

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    “Someone’s been spreading rumours that I’ve got AIDS. Now nobody comes to the shop--the window’s been broken and I keep getting these awful phone calls.”
    “These rumours, mate -- they true?”
    “Yes, John. I’m very much afraid they are.”
    Interpretation of the scene in Hellblazer issue #6 where John comforts his old friend Ray Monde about his AIDS diagnosis.

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    The baby was born crying, alone, and covered in blood. Truly, a Constantine. John can't bring himself to hold his newly born niece, Gemma, lest he taint her with his curse, his sins, and his demons.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    11
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    2
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