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    Heinz can be very persuasive. Sometimes that's not a good thing.

    Or, Perry regrets everything.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1075
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    Almost three years after the dimensional mishaps, everything seems to have gone back to normal.

    But this is Danville, and things don't stay that way for long...

    (Reading Into the Perryverse first is...pretty much required for this one)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,184
    Chapters:
    8/23
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    476
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    Candace and Vanessa decide to have an impromptu sleepover.
    Due to this, and a number of other factors, Perry has an incredibly frustrating weekend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,187
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1036
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    When Agents Orville and Vanessa are sent on a mission at the canadian border, they never expected things to go so horribly wrong, but now, it seems like they may never get home alive.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,686
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    5
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    exactly as the title says. self indulgent shenanigans.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,050
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    301
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    4064
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    Summary

    Guess who’s back,
    back again,
    Kuma’s Back,
    Tell a friend,

    Idfk anymore

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    183,426
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3372
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    It’s the gangs final year of Highschool! Buford starts a film documenting the gangs adventures as they make new memories throughout the year, but as always things aren’t so tame and simple! With unresolved feelings, grudges, and crushes, they’ll all have to find ways address what they’ve been avoiding for so long throughout their time at Danville Highschool.

    (Act Your Age canon divergent au - written with the idea of it as a sequel series)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,637
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    56
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    (Series inspired by Vanessa's song: Not So Bad a Dad.) This is the same story as Down the Hall parts 1 and 2 but from Heinz's perspective. It can be read as a stand-alone.

    Heinz wakes up to find that Perry has done nice things for him and his daughter.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    866
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    75
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    Summary

    Heinz Doofenshmirtz contemplates journals.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    25
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    Your nemesis can't help but give himself away with every monologue.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    50
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    Of course you're lost.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    62
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    Hay secretos ocultos en cualquier ciudad, sin embargo, allí donde yace un edificio de estructura peculiar, se encuentra uno de los más cálidos del lugar: dos némesis que se rozan como amantes, profesándose un amor incoherente que sueña con sellarse entre besos condenados y confesiones más que claras.

    Un secreto que fusiona el bien y el mal en el anhelo de ser lo que cualquiera puede mencionar que no debe de ser

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    9,021
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    114
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    The band of seven called a truce with the InuYasha gang, and worked together with them to defeat Naraku. As the groups are preparing to go their separate ways, something happens. After developing a strange, new, platypus-like personality, Suikotsu falls down the bone eater's well! Will the rest of the band of seven ever track down their missing friend?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,972
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    66
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    After losing every fight against the Justice League, some of the Injustice League’s members decided to seek outside help. So they visit a genius mastermind, a brilliant inventor, one Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    532
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    116
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    It's Vanessa's wedding day and Heinz wants to sing the perfect song for his daughter. The only problem is his singing voice, which leads him to remake his Yodel-inator. Perry shares his thoughts on the matter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    947
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    51
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    Your nemesis nods, eyes bright, and wiggles the lube. You're not sure whether to be more worried at how big the bottle is compared to him, or the likelihood you'll need it all.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,663
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    228
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    When Phineas is hit by Doofenshmirtz's reconstructed Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator, he becomes a villain out to conquer the world. Now, Ferb, Candace, Perry, Isabella, and the entire gang must find a way to save Phineas before it's too late. R&R!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    131,573
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    3788
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    “As our best agent, you know the protocol better than anyone else.”

    Perry growled and his hands formed fists. Of course he knew. There was a time when he thought he could live with that. Though it could get in the way and could be more trouble than it was worth, he rarely ever failed to work around it.

    But today…

    ***

    Or: Perry vouches for Phineas and Ferb to know about his identity as Agent P, because he feels he could protect them better that way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,467
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    154
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    Heinz deals with the aftermath of accidentally outing his relationship to his students.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    257
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    Summary

    If there's a way to grasp him, there's a way to swallow him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,350
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    225

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