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Perry and Heinz give foreign dramas a try. Really, everything is just one big soap opera with these two.
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Voltron/Phineas and Ferb crossover by SeaChicken707
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, Voltron: Legendary Defender
18 Apr 2018
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,000
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 36
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Instead Of Ocelot, Package Contained Human Man. Would Not Buy Again. by revenblue
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
17 Apr 2018
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The internet is a strange, strange place.
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- Part 12 of It's Amazing What You Can Do With 100 Words
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The Three Times Perry Punched Peter (And The One Time He Didn't) by KTKeen96
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
17 Apr 2018
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Perry the secret agent was a creature of habit. Sure, he enjoyed a new adventure, and perhaps a new way of breaking down his nemesis’s door every now and then, but other than that, he had a routine. His coffee was always black, he always put the right sock and the right shoe on first, and he never missed his evening run.
So when Perry arrived to find that Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz was miles ahead of their usual work routine, the agent was definitely confused.
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Perry is a puzzle, and Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz can't seem to figure him out. But what happens when the evil scientist experiences his nemesis in a way he never thought possible?
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Hold on to the memories, they will hold on to you by CelesteFitzgerald
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
14 Apr 2018
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His schemes may be the most exhilarating parts of your days, but it’s the moments in between that mean the most.
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Summerstuck Book 1 Act 1: Trouble in the Tri-Planetary Area by LooneyMooney
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, Homestuck, Hiveswap, Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars
12 Apr 2018
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Your name is DOCTOR HEINZZ DOOFNZ and you are ABOUT TO DIE.
Your moirail has betrayed you. He’s exposed you as a mutant to the Empress, and now you are GOING TO DIE.
There’s only one possible solution to all this... One last desperate, crazy idea......
What if the cast of Phineas and Ferb were Homestuck Trolls? The clash of two equally weird universes gives birth to the fanfic that nobody thought to ask for. If you want political intrigue, quadrant confusion, tragic backstories, crazy inventions, and more weirdness than should be physically possible, than this is the series for you.Series
- Part 1 of Summerstuck
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"Dear Perry, We Are Pleased to Inform You That Your Arch-Nemesis..." by RosaClearwater
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
12 Apr 2018
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When he busts into the place, it's quiet. Peaceful, even.
Frankly, it's that peace that brings the goosebumps because Doof doesn't do “peace”.
But, apparently, he does sit by his computer with an anticipatory and somewhat apprehensive smile glued to his face.
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- Part 30 of Facetious Fusions
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AU taking place during the season finale Fungus Among Us.
When the group fails to find Professor Time and invent time travel earlier, Milo and the gang are on the run in the outskirts of Danville all the while avoiding the Pistachions. But little did they know that Derek had an extreme plot up his sleeves and the group is forced to run away from the ones they have failed to save. And to make things even more dire for the escaping group, Dakota is starting to have the grave effects of eating the pistachion sprouts and it leaves a terrible impact upon Cavendish, as Dakota is slowly turning into the enemy...
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- English
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- 2,933
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- 1/?
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- 12
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- 81
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Heinz has recently discovered that he has feelings for Perry but can’t tell if Perry feels the same way. He doesn’t want to risk damaging their relationship, so he wants to be sure that Perry returns his feelings before he makes a move. Luckily, he befriends a certain panda who agrees to play along with some pretend battles and dates to see if Perry gets jealous. What could go wrong?
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Perry takes a job as a server at a local restaurant. However, when he waits on an unexpected customer, it turns his whole world upside down. Will Perry be able to get his life back under control? And what is this new threat to Danville?
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In the wake of a tragic accident, Phineas must play God to restore the shattered body of his beloved brother and best friend. While Ferb struggles with the conflict of his emotions and the reality of his gruesome fate, Phineas pretends all is right with the world and faults friends and family for being mortified by what he's done. When things go too far, the boys must fall back on the unlikely support of an elderly scientist and their own pet as their friends and sister try to put a stop to what's been done. How far will Phineas go to keep things "status quo"? And how much of this insanity can Ferb take?
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Heinz's monologues always seem to include several strange tangents, but he has outdone himself this time.
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"Stay with me, Perry the Platypus?"
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Perry reminds Doofenshmirtz of one area of life where he doesn't have to be jealous of Roger.
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Convergence In Danville by Genius1996
Fandoms: American Dragon: Jake Long, Phineas and Ferb
29 Mar 2018
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Lawrence and Linda invite their old college roommates and their families to visit for a week, and Candace is looking forward to teenage gossip. But what happens when things get weirder than anything her brothers have ever built?
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- Part 1 of Acolytes of Chaos
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- English
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- 10,301
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 44
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A loose and occasionally ridiculous Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder au, in which Cavendish is a gentleman who learns about love, and...murder.
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Phineas and Ferb in Dimmsdale: Odyssey into the Mind of Trixie by ArendAlphaEagle
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, Fairly OddParents
25 Mar 2018
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Trixie keeps having romantic dreams about Timmy, so she enlists Phineas and Ferb to create a device that lets her and her friends travel into her mind. Meanwhile, Timmy challenges Vicky to a competition for the title of Skate Park Queen again, and Doofenshmirtz tours with Perry in town while getting chased by Tad and Chad due to some secret.
(Originally posted on FanFiction.Net at 12/03/17)
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- Part 3 of Phineas and Ferb in Dimmsdale
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Perry missed the punch and Heinz can't seem to help it, his child side just comes out so naturally. “Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me.”
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Famous last words.
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- Part 10 of It's Amazing What You Can Do With 100 Words
- Part 7 of A Pun Is Its Own Reword