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    Sometimes Perry feels like he's on a tightrope, tapdancing on the thin line that exists between where Uncle Perry ends and Agent P begins, and ever threatening to slip.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    79
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    When Dakota gets turned into a pig, only one scientist can turn him back, but not in the way either of them expect.

    Language:
    English
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    2,734
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    38
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    Heinz is aware of what he wants is impossible. Or, it should have been.

    In which Heinz reflects on his relationships, his ability to communicate, and Perry the Platypus.

    Language:
    English
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    1,463
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
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    64
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    Guess who’s back,
    back again,
    Kuma’s Back,
    Tell a friend,

    Idfk anymore

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,193
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    404
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    Ahora era humano y una agencia enemiga iba tras él.
    La vida era más fácil cuando era un ornitorrinco.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    35,940
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    41
    Hits:
    533
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    Perry enjoys Heinz's performances he gives occasionally during his inator reveals, he just didn't imagine one would focus upon him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,178
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    79
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    Stare hard enough into the void, and it will stare back at you. If you're not careful, soon only the void will be left. It's been there long before you, and it's going to be there long after you leave.

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    English
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    15,165
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    84
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    Perry the Platypus was his nemesis, his friend, his partner. It wasn’t unexpected when that initial irritating admiration became adoration. When the realization of his fondness didn’t arouse panic in him, there was another thought that did. If anyone could make Doofenshmirtz good, it was Perry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,793
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    125
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    Perry gets a call about some suspicious activity from Doofenshmirtz, he thinks it’s about evil or something. But in reality, it’s something he could never predict and something he’d never forget.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,746
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    162
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    OWCA's best agent, Perry the Platypus, who is known for his focus and strength, gets distracted because he misses his boyfriend. It's after hours, anyway, so he gives up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    143
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    It would be inaccurate to say that Perry T Platypus has never formed strong attachments, but it would be fair to say that the twenty years he spent as OWCA’s roving lone wolf didn’t exactly lend itself to having many of them, especially of the romantic variety. It should therefore be of no surprise that when he begins to develop feelings for, of all people, his nemesis, he… doesn’t exactly realize it immediately.

    Or at all.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,387
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    307
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    In which Perry has a very long day. Twice.

    Heinz Doofenshmirtz meets the Flynn-Fletchers (again). And then he meets them again. At this point, it's getting hard to believe this is actually a coincidence.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,493
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    320
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    Starts right after Act Your Age and goes from there. Phineas and Isabella are finally together, but there's still a lot to be said as they figure out their new relationship in the two weeks before school starts. No forced drama (or random -inator beams), just lots of fluffy Phinabella.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    97,929
    Chapters:
    33/34
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    40
    Hits:
    695
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    Doofenshmirtz and Dakota are complete opposites right now: Doofenshmirtz blames Perry completely for their fight, but Dakota only blames himself for the fight he’s had with Cavendish.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    94
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    Vanessa is frozen, but Perry isn't.
    He doesn't think before he pushes her aside.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,503
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    129
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    Roger is polite, Heinz is not. Roger can charm the sternest military general, Heinz would just get himself booted out. Roger is an angel, Heinz is not. That’s the way the world’s works, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,281
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    114
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    Of course, you know what a fuse is. It's a long piece of cord, impregnated with gunpowder. When you strike a match and light it, it burns, fitfully, sputteringly to its end... at which there is a little surprise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,365
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    171
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    "I lost the game."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    92
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    This is the final straw for Cavendish. He’s put up with a lot, but this has got to be the most ridiculous, humiliating thing Dakota’s ever made him do.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,104
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    168
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    Perry the Platyborg never disobeyed an order.

    That didn't mean he obeyed them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,038
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    89

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