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    Ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes of Phineas and Ferb? Well, now you can find out. And believe me, some weird and crazy stuff goes on with that crew.

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    50/?
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    23
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    Two idiots try to write a story while switching between each other every other word.

    This is the result.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    31
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    1
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    In a desperate attempt to hide OWCA coworker Agent P's secret identity from Candace, Vanessa suggests they take a tap class together. They're both a little wary at first, but they stick it out until the end, and they're so grateful they do.

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    8/?
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    9
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    16
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    3
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    Doctor Doofenshmirtz has built another dimensional -inator, but this time, it backfires and now there are three more Perrys (and a platypus?) in his lab.

    Will the Perrys be able to return to their dimensions before the inter-dimensional window is closed--forever?

    (Updates whenever I feel like it finish a chapter)

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    7/23
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    639
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    The Sequel to Words. Long or short stories about Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus

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    7/?
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    7
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    67
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    Welcome to Phineas and Ferb's Quarantine Boogaloo! In which Phineas and Isabella miss each other (from across the street), Ferb and Vanessa are together in London on lockdown, Baljeet is constantly wearing a hazmat suit, Buford has a weird obsession with Lawrence Fletcher's Instagram, and Doofenshmirtz randomly sends Perry game invites when he really should be sleeping! (crossposted on FanFiction)

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    8
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    522
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    It's the night of Danville's annual Doo Wop Hop, and what a night it's going to be.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    9
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    26
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    127
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    Vanessa was bored. Completely and totally bored out of her mind.

    It was complete and utter desperation that made her log into her eight year old account on the Tri-state Area’s unofficial forum site, Danville edition.

    (Vanessa did not really want to think about the implications of Danville being listed among the forum’s other cryptozoology threads.)

    That was when a certain topic caught her eye.

    ‘Help: My [16M] brother [16M] has a crush on this girl [16F] and she likes him back but neither of them will admit it’ posted by flyfletchboy1

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    49
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    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    509
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    Perry does not get to say goodbye, not really. One unfortunate misstep rips him away from the only family he's ever known, and it is clumsy, and abrupt, and permanent.

    Or at least, it was supposed to be.

     

    (A story where Perry the Platypus gets relocated, and his family doesn't let him stay lost.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    479
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    Heinz is worried he doesn't understand what Perry is trying to convey, but is soon convinced otherwise. This does not take the episode OWCA files into account.

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    834
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    64
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    Prompt: Figuratively or literally, these characters are speaking different languages. How will they communicate?

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    400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    11
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    94
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    When Kuzco is sent off to Camp Pence, he resigns himself to suffering for the next month.

    He's not expecting Kronk.

    Or ghosts. Or freaky cowboy roleplay. Or the godawful food.

    The Emperor's New Vibe.

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    15,194
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    8
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    196
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    A rewrite of my then-incomplete "Evil Phineas" fic. Part One of the "Evil Phineas Rewrite" trilogy. R&R!

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    123
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    After a accidental mishap with a new Inator, Perry is left stranded in a human body. Where will he go? Why is a human body so difficult to navigate? And most importantly, how long will it take Heinz to build a reverse-inator to put Perry back in his Platypus body?

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    2,353
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    209
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    Sometimes you can't resist joining in and cooling off. Sensory prompt 96- Another person touching your skin with cold hands.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    10
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    If Perry didn't keep the secret, Doof would die, if Doof didn't keep the secret, Perry would die. If only they'd ignored their invitation.

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    5,282
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    1
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    4
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    363
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    Finding out she's pregnant again, Linda has to figure out not only how to tell the father but also to tell her current boyfriend and continue her now rather normal life.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    12
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    57
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    Cavendish was looking right at him, eyes earnest and a bit red. It touched something in Dakota, reminded him of early in their relationship, before Cavendish had gone prematurely gray, before he had become so angry at the world, at himself. It reminded him of the day they’d met; Cavendish had been wearing blue, almost exactly the same shade as his eyes, and he’d been quietly arrogant but so, so earnest about it, so self-righteous. He’d yelled at Dakota about something stupid, he couldn’t remember what. Dakota had no idea why he’d been so charmed- but he had, and those blue eyes drew him in again now.

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    3,271
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    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    1
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    67
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    When Phineas is hit by Doofenshmirtz's reconstructed Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator, he becomes a villain out to conquer the world. Now, Ferb, Candace, Perry, Isabella, and the entire gang must find a way to save Phineas before it's too late. R&R!

    Language:
    English
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    94,427
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1308
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    When Doof’s latest invention self destructs and hurts Perry, Heinz helps patch him up and Perry realizes a few things.

    Based on the incredible human!au art by Flamingbiscuit. https://instagram.com/flamingbiscuit?igshid=1bdod9z16dnu8
    https://vm.tiktok.com/JJNN53R/

    If you haven’t already seen their art check it out first.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,554
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    612

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