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    Sometimes Perry feels like he's on a tightrope, tapdancing on the thin line that exists between where Uncle Perry ends and Agent P begins, and ever threatening to slip.

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    2/4
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    5
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    12
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    1
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    Heinz is aware of what he wants is impossible. Or, it should have been.

    In which Heinz reflects on his relationships, his ability to communicate, and Perry the Platypus.

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    English
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    1/1
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    11
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    Ahora era humano y una agencia enemiga iba tras él.
    La vida era más fácil cuando era un ornitorrinco.

    Language:
    Español
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    35,940
    Chapters:
    19/?
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    26
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    41
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    533
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    Perry enjoys Heinz's performances he gives occasionally during his inator reveals, he just didn't imagine one would focus upon him.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    12
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    2
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    82
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    Perry the Platypus was his nemesis, his friend, his partner. It wasn’t unexpected when that initial irritating admiration became adoration. When the realization of his fondness didn’t arouse panic in him, there was another thought that did. If anyone could make Doofenshmirtz good, it was Perry.

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    English
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    1,793
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    20
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    1
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    133
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    Perry gets a call about some suspicious activity from Doofenshmirtz, he thinks it’s about evil or something. But in reality, it’s something he could never predict and something he’d never forget.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    9
    Hits:
    164
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    A loud, (allegedly) evil inventor with baggage faces off against his quiet nemesis in a building shaped vaguely like Ferb's head. Meanwhile, a triangle-headed genius works together with his partner in crime, a Fletcher with a highly non-traditional hair color, to create their daily invention.

    (Phineas and Ferb swap places with Doofensmirtz and Perry respectively, and less changes than you'd think.)

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    2,671
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    1/2
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    1
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    13
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    1
    Hits:
    101
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    OWCA's best agent, Perry the Platypus, who is known for his focus and strength, gets distracted because he misses his boyfriend. It's after hours, anyway, so he gives up.

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    English
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    1,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    144
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    It would be inaccurate to say that Perry T Platypus has never formed strong attachments, but it would be fair to say that the twenty years he spent as OWCA’s roving lone wolf didn’t exactly lend itself to having many of them, especially of the romantic variety. It should therefore be of no surprise that when he begins to develop feelings for, of all people, his nemesis, he… doesn’t exactly realize it immediately.

    Or at all.

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    English
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    9,387
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    310
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    In which Perry has a very long day. Twice.

    Heinz Doofenshmirtz meets the Flynn-Fletchers (again). And then he meets them again. At this point, it's getting hard to believe this is actually a coincidence.

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    English
    Words:
    7,493
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    322
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    Of course, you know what a fuse is. It's a long piece of cord, impregnated with gunpowder. When you strike a match and light it, it burns, fitfully, sputteringly to its end... at which there is a little surprise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,365
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    171
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    Because SOMEBODY had to write Dakota and Doof hanging out after the events of Abducting.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,029
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    167
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    In which Peter the Panda is conflicted, and not because he's in a love triangle like his life is a teenage romance novel.

    Really, the love triangle thing is the least of his worries.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    99
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    Summer’s winding down, and Heinz is testing out a new intern while Perry takes the boys to a museum. Candace and Vanessa have very different opinions of this Rodrigo character…meanwhile, Mystery and Peter try to help Monty communicate with his dad.

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    English
    Words:
    2,558
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    252
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    Once the school year starts, things change, and set patterns in Danville start breaking down. Facing threats to his identity from all sides, Perry—part-time uncle, part-time secret agent, full-time master of compartmentalization—has to struggle to maintain the carefully-constructed boundaries between Perry Flynn-Fletcher and Agent P.

    (or: the story arc i can't believe i haven't seen anyone write yet)

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    English
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    2,694
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    39
    Hits:
    291
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    Heinz is helped by the boys to make some giant robots, and Perry's thinking this is all a little too familiar for comfort.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,263
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    203
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    Heinz can be very persuasive. Sometimes that's not a good thing.

    Or, Perry regrets everything.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    300
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    149
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    You're going to make love to him properly. With lube and handcuffs.

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    English
    Words:
    5,600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
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    2
    Hits:
    299
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    "Perry the Platypus," he says again, "you're hurt."

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    English
    Words:
    1,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    203
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    Since the beginning, Heinz Doofenshmirtz had known silence. The silence of the forest, the silence of the night, the silence in his head.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,154
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    165

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