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    Patrick and Rachel are engaged and attempting to plan their wedding when life finds them in Schitt's Creek.

    Patrick doesn't expect to see David Rose when he moves to Schitt's Creek. Patrick and David met many years ago.

    Patrick and David are both in relationships now. How does seeing each other again impact those relationships?

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    105
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    “How long do I have you for?”

    “For the next 43 hours,” Patrick replies, and the feeling of disbelief in David’s gut morphs into desire, into want, accompanied by something he cannot yet name.

    “Then we better make the most of them.”

    Or, this is your places call for Part Three of Favored Nations. Places.

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    Chapters:
    5/13
    Comments:
    600
    Kudos:
    388
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    6445
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    a collection of spooky, spoopy, or otherwise autumnal ficlets throughout the month of october. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month. each ficlet is a stand-alone and not intended to be a part of a continuous story.

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    20,044
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2230
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    A variety of spoopy, spooky, and otherwise Halloween-y drabbles featuring multiple characters, themes, and relationships from the Schitt's Creek universe! Drabbles are written by an assortment of authors! These drabbles are all stand-alone, and are not intended to be continuations of each other. We'll add tags and adjust the rating as needed, and we'll also link each drabble's author and specific rating at the top of each chapter. Hope you enjoy them!

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    English
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    1,515
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    31
    Hits:
    964
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    If you had been at the Grand Reopening and Halloween Party for Twyla's Cafe Tropical, here are some things you might have seen.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    51
    Hits:
    155
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    a collection of 30 f/f and f&f drabbles inspired by the Sapphic September prompt list. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month.

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    English
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    30/30
    Comments:
    138
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    627
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    30 Heather/Rachel drabbles for Sapphic September 2k21.

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    30/30
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    342
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    30 days, 30 drabbles. Will include multiple f/f (and maybe even f/f/f 👀) ships -- tags to be updated as I go!

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    English
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    3,000
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    271
    Kudos:
    38
    Hits:
    973
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    Contained in this file are the remaining digital records of the most important week ever: AKA my birth and Alexis Rose's first major media relations success that would catapult her into the media relations mogul that she is.

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    2,043
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    210
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    “It’s like someone curated you at some kind of Sapphic Build-A-Bear.” Heather snorts and Rachel drops her head onto her shoulder, and when she looks up doesn’t even try to hide the look of disbelief on her face. “Like how are you even real?”

    “Oh, trust me, I’m very real.” Heather hands her the glass of wine and leans forward to brush their lips together gently. “I even yell at the oven sometimes when it’s not working.” 

    Rachel pulls away and raises an eyebrow. “But can you fix it?”

    Heather leans in to kiss her again. “That’s not the point.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    48
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    Between the stark brightness of the sun and the water's reflection, Patrick could have sworn he saw something shimmering beneath the surface.

    This man was the single most fascinating thing he had ever seen.

    "Come back."

    -or-

    The Little Mermaid AU some of you asked for.

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    English
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    30,245
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3732
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    It happens every so often, usually after a particularly stressful day at the store, or perhaps after staying up too late to watch an action-packed movie while David is asleep. Rachel told him he did it, and it only took a few months in his apartment when David started noticing, too. 

    Patrick was a sleep-talker, though he neither confirmed nor denied this. At first, David was freaked out by it, always waking Patrick up if he heard it. But as the years came and went, David got used to it. In turn, it provided an unexpected benefit.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1301
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    lens flare: occurs when light is scattered or flared due to a bright source, sometimes unwanted, sometimes a beautiful artistic effect.
    What David wants more than anything is to rid his life, both personal and professional, of Sebastien Raine. After years of being degraded and disappointed, he's done. Patrick Brewer, a man with an eye for capturing real, beautiful things, might just be the unexpected solution David is looking for.

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    English
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    50,525
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    2395
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    The five times Heather gets (more or less) hit on during Cabaret, and the one time she shoots her shot

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    English
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    4,715
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    149
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    When David asks Stevie to join him on a merchandise run, the last thing she expects is to meet a beautiful, intriguing goat farmer, much less for that meeting to lead to anything of note. And yet, that is exactly what happens.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    97
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    Alexis is out on a mission

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    516
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    69
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    Tennessee is full of magic she can't control. It makes her life remarkable and risky.

    Heather has never met someone like Tennessee before. She's certainly never unconsciously reached out for a strand of magic and used it to fix a spark plug.

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    English
    Words:
    6,663
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    103
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    David's baking journey continues, with cheesecake for a special dinner party.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    451
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    “David, Patrick, this is my girlfriend, Rachel.”

    Rachel freezes. She takes a moment to thank God that she isn’t the one holding the hand-blown glass salad bowl because it would certainly be in pieces across the patio if she were. Patrick seems equally as surprised, frozen in place, the fingers of his right hand laced tight in who Rachel can only assume is David’s hand.

    He’s here, stood in the middle of her girlfriend’s back yard, staring at her like he’s just seen a ghost.

    “Hi, Rach,” Patrick finally gets out, his voice rough.

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    English
    Words:
    2,650
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1018
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    After her disastrous trip to Schitt's Creek, Rachel decides to take some time for herself

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    English
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    2,617
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    153

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