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Patrick's band's drummer leaves abruptly, leaving him without a drummer. Stevie auditions. Shenanigans ensue.
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Shortly after Patrick and Stevie recruited David to M.O.E, (Murderers of Evil, a new organization that is making changes in the world) one of David’s exes gets submitted as a target for extermination.
Or Sebastien Raine is an asshole and it's time someone did something about it.
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Patrick and Rachel are engaged and attempting to plan their wedding when life finds them in Schitt's Creek.
Patrick doesn't expect to see David Rose when he moves to Schitt's Creek. Patrick and David met many years ago.
Patrick and David are both in relationships now. How does seeing each other again impact those relationships?
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- Part 1 of You Only Do It Once
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Patrick and Ted talk ex-fiancees and true love. Takes place between "The Barbecue" and "The Rollout."
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- Part 1 of Patrick and Ted's Rose Adventures
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“Ugh!” David shouts, trying to figure out how to explain how utterly maddening this man was. “Yes, he was polite, I guess, but the way he said it was like—" he lets out a noise of frustration “—you know that fucking emoji of the moon?”
“The one with that condescending smile that looks like it probably just did a really bad fart and is proud of it?”
“Yes!” David points so forcefully at Stevie that he almost falls off the couch. “He may have said polite words but his expression was pure stinky-fart-moon-face!”
Stevie makes a noise of disgust. “I hate that fucking emoji.”
David meets Patrick Brewer, a glassblower, at the Elmington Craft Fair and loves his work, but wishes it didn’t come attached to someone so condescending. Not that it matters, because apparently Patrick has no interest in becoming part of the Rose Apothecary brand. It wouldn’t be nearly so annoying if Patrick’s best friend wasn’t about to be David’s newest vendor.
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Maddy is engaged and enlists David and Patrick (well mostly David) to help plan her big day.
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- Part 4 of Unbroken
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Shannon loves to watch Heather work with her hands
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David's past rears its ugly head, but this time, he has people in his life who love him and support him.
A story about David Rose's growth because of Schitt's Creek.
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An AU in which:
David Rose is a fashion designer. Patrick Brewer is a musician.
Their paths cross in the most unlikely of ways and both learn that maybe every thought about themselves is all wrong.
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It’s Friday, for fuck’s sake. David did not have ‘death’ on the agenda for today.
But here he is, on a bus, attempting to steer this twin-axle six-wheeler despite lacking a valid regular license, let alone a commercial one, because to add insult to severe injury, the driver’s been fucking shot and if the speedometer drops below 80 kilometers per hour, said bus will explode.
Because some idiot decided to go ahead and put a bomb on it.
Or, the Speed AU that at least one of you asked for.
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a collection of f/f drabbles inspired by this Femslash February prompt list. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month.
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Cheddar Together by Poutini for Olive31, thesleepyskipper, DesignatedGrape
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
25 Feb 2022
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The first kraft paper-wrapped package in Heather Warner’s Fe-brie-ary is for Cheese Lovers weekly sampler arrives promptly via refrigerated courier on February 1st.
A new cheese, a fun fantasy. What more do you need?
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a collection of schitt's creek f/f drabbles inspired by this Femslash February prompt list (or whatever prompts give us inspiration). tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month.
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Rachel knew that going back to Schitt's Creek meant she'd see Heather again. What she didn't expect was spending the weekend with her.
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“How long do I have you for?”
“For the next 43 hours,” Patrick replies, and the feeling of disbelief in David’s gut morphs into desire, into want, accompanied by something he cannot yet name.
“Then we better make the most of them.”
Or, this is your places call for Part Three of Favored Nations. Places.
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- Part 3 of favored nations
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even on my worst days, feelin’ like my birthday (girl, you know you drivin’ me insane) by Yellow_Bird_On_Richland
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
07 Jan 2022
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Whenever Heather’s losing her mind, be it from the stubborn goats or a persnickety customer or David Rose’s almost impossible to predict, “general but very specific” cheese needs, she can always count on Rachel to help her find it.
Or, like, almost always.
For her, it’s close enough.
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Alexis is out on a mission
[podfic of on the hunt]
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hold onto the memories (they will hold onto you) [+ podfic] by petalwrites, RhetoricalQuestions for doingthemost
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
20 Dec 2021
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Just as Alexis suspected, Twyla comes out from their bedroom a few minutes later and kisses her good morning before pouring three cups of coffee. She brings Alexis her standard skim-and-one-sugar, takes her own sweet concoction, and brings a third mug to Ruth (black, no sugar). Alexis doesn’t miss the way Twyla also grabs Stevie’s favorite mug from the top shelf and sets it aside for her next to the pot.
It’ll be right after they finish cleaning up that Stevie will wake up — such an amazing coincidence, right? — and the four of them will end up sitting out on Alexis’s balcony with their coffee, talking quietly until the others come to find them.
Never in Alexis’s life did she think she’d be someone who enjoys routine.
But this? This might be her favorite day of the year.
On the morning of January 1st 2022, Twyla and Alexis clean up after their annual New Year's Eve party (with some help) and Alexis makes a decision about how she'd like to start every new year for the rest of her life.
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maybe together we can get somewhere by kindofspecificstore for Yellow_Bird_On_Richland
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
19 Dec 2021
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Rachel and Heather head out on a holiday road trip. That's all she wrote.
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Patrick buys an advent calendar and has an idea for getting into the holiday spirit. He really is the nicest guy. There's maybe a little surprise for him, too.