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    Patrick's band's drummer leaves abruptly, leaving him without a drummer. Stevie auditions. Shenanigans ensue.

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    The Pop-punk College AU I specifically keep asking for.

    Language:
    English
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    12,798
    Chapters:
    6/15
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    752
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    Shortly after Patrick and Stevie recruited David to M.O.E, (Murderers of Evil, a new organization that is making changes in the world) one of David’s exes gets submitted as a target for extermination.

    Or Sebastien Raine is an asshole and it's time someone did something about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,153
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    355
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    Patrick and Rachel are engaged and attempting to plan their wedding when life finds them in Schitt's Creek.

    Patrick doesn't expect to see David Rose when he moves to Schitt's Creek. Patrick and David met many years ago.

    Patrick and David are both in relationships now. How does seeing each other again impact those relationships?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    94,921
    Chapters:
    20/24
    Comments:
    194
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    8006
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    Patrick and Ted talk ex-fiancees and true love. Takes place between "The Barbecue" and "The Rollout."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,329
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    640
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    “Ugh!” David shouts, trying to figure out how to explain how utterly maddening this man was. “Yes, he was polite, I guess, but the way he said it was like—" he lets out a noise of frustration “—you know that fucking emoji of the moon?”

    “The one with that condescending smile that looks like it probably just did a really bad fart and is proud of it?”

    “Yes!” David points so forcefully at Stevie that he almost falls off the couch. “He may have said polite words but his expression was pure stinky-fart-moon-face!”

    Stevie makes a noise of disgust. “I hate that fucking emoji.”


    David meets Patrick Brewer, a glassblower, at the Elmington Craft Fair and loves his work, but wishes it didn’t come attached to someone so condescending. Not that it matters, because apparently Patrick has no interest in becoming part of the Rose Apothecary brand. It wouldn’t be nearly so annoying if Patrick’s best friend wasn’t about to be David’s newest vendor.

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    English
    Words:
    47
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1214
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    Maddy is engaged and enlists David and Patrick (well mostly David) to help plan her big day.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,242
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1561
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    Shannon loves to watch Heather work with her hands

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,443
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    235
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    David's past rears its ugly head, but this time, he has people in his life who love him and support him.

    A story about David Rose's growth because of Schitt's Creek.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,325
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1245
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    An AU in which:

    David Rose is a fashion designer. Patrick Brewer is a musician.

    Their paths cross in the most unlikely of ways and both learn that maybe every thought about themselves is all wrong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,653
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1252
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    It’s Friday, for fuck’s sake. David did not have ‘death’ on the agenda for today.

    But here he is, on a bus, attempting to steer this twin-axle six-wheeler despite lacking a valid regular license, let alone a commercial one, because to add insult to severe injury, the driver’s been fucking shot and if the speedometer drops below 80 kilometers per hour, said bus will explode.

    Because some idiot decided to go ahead and put a bomb on it.

    Or, the Speed AU that at least one of you asked for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    145
    Kudos:
    264
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    2288
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    a collection of f/f drabbles inspired by this Femslash February prompt list. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,800
    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    436
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    The first kraft paper-wrapped package in Heather Warner’s Fe-brie-ary is for Cheese Lovers weekly sampler arrives promptly via refrigerated courier on February 1st.

     

     

     

     

     

    A new cheese, a fun fantasy. What more do you need?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,613
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1994
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    a collection of schitt's creek f/f drabbles inspired by this Femslash February prompt list (or whatever prompts give us inspiration). tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,106
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    365
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    Rachel knew that going back to Schitt's Creek meant she'd see Heather again. What she didn't expect was spending the weekend with her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,186
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    69
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    “How long do I have you for?”

    “For the next 43 hours,” Patrick replies, and the feeling of disbelief in David’s gut morphs into desire, into want, accompanied by something he cannot yet name.

    “Then we better make the most of them.”

    Or, this is your places call for Part Three of Favored Nations. Places.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    176,034
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    2886
    Kudos:
    1100
    Bookmarks:
    133
    Hits:
    38241
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    Whenever Heather’s losing her mind, be it from the stubborn goats or a persnickety customer or David Rose’s almost impossible to predict, “general but very specific” cheese needs, she can always count on Rachel to help her find it.

    Or, like, almost always.

    For her, it’s close enough.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    801
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    71
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    Alexis is out on a mission

    [podfic of on the hunt]

    Language:
    English
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    16
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    35
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    Just as Alexis suspected, Twyla comes out from their bedroom a few minutes later and kisses her good morning before pouring three cups of coffee. She brings Alexis her standard skim-and-one-sugar, takes her own sweet concoction, and brings a third mug to Ruth (black, no sugar). Alexis doesn’t miss the way Twyla also grabs Stevie’s favorite mug from the top shelf and sets it aside for her next to the pot.

    It’ll be right after they finish cleaning up that Stevie will wake up — such an amazing coincidence, right? — and the four of them will end up sitting out on Alexis’s balcony with their coffee, talking quietly until the others come to find them.

    Never in Alexis’s life did she think she’d be someone who enjoys routine.

    But this? This might be her favorite day of the year.

    On the morning of January 1st 2022, Twyla and Alexis clean up after their annual New Year's Eve party (with some help) and Alexis makes a decision about how she'd like to start every new year for the rest of her life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,783
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    196
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    Rachel and Heather head out on a holiday road trip. That's all she wrote.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,012
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    53
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    Patrick buys an advent calendar and has an idea for getting into the holiday spirit. He really is the nicest guy. There's maybe a little surprise for him, too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,720
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1205

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