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    Alternia is destroyed by Sgrub. The Empress is slain by her heiress, the Survivor. Alone on a meteor drifting through space, the lonely fuchsiablood experiments with Ectobiology and concocts an incredible plan to undo what Sgrub caused.

    But timelines don't like being messed with. Actions have consequences. The Survivor realizes this just a bit too late...

    AU universe of Alternia, full of fantrolls and junk

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    25/?
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    Itchy est accueilli gracieusement dans un bâtiment rempli de drôles d'hommes qui se retrouve chaque soir au bar. Devenant ami, enemi, ou plus, avec chacun d'entre eux, Itchy découvre l'envers du décor de ce mystérieux bar, et les manigances du propriétaire de l'immeuble.

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    5/?
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    Midnight City spawned from the ashes, forged by dark magic and uncontested will. Spades Slick was its undisputed kingpin, and Lord English his ultimate enemy. Unfortunately, fate isn't kind to the inhabitants of this semi-prosperous metropolis, and the shadows that lie beyond the Furthest Ring have plans for these unsuspecting mobsters.

    You should never put all your cards on the table. You might lose a hand or two.

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    16/?
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    Just a little wip drabble, I probably won't finish. Droog/Slick if you squint

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    1/1
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    Clover, Fin and Quarters wander into a deranged and off colored Leprechaun, will they be shot or worse.

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    Hearts Boxcars and Clubs Deuce love each other dearly and are doing a little light domming to spice things up.

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    Boxcars let out a frustrated groan, curdling quickly into a loud, aggravated growl of aggression and barely constrained rage as he looked beneath his pillow for his car keys. He flipped the pillows up, letting them hit the ceiling with a dull thud and flop back down onto his head, bouncing back onto the bed almost perfectly made. Somehow, this made him angrier, and his groan transmuted into a roar as he grabbed one of the pillows and flung it into the nearest wall. It immediately bounced back onto the bed from the sheer force, but on the other half of it, flopping down to his Cat Nest in an almost taunting fashion. No matter how hard Hearts Boxcars raged, he could just not get these pillows removed from his bed. Where were his fucking car keys?

    201/365

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    An aftermath. It isn’t your fault, nothing could have been done. It’s your fault, you fucked up big time.

    Droog doesn’t handle loss well.

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    Chapters:
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    Spades Slick is… an interesting character.
    Perhaps interesting isn’t the right word.
    Peculiar, maybe. Fascinating. If one is stupid enough to act out of line, one might even describe Slick as terrifying.
    Which, they should.
    One doesn’t end up the leader of Midnight City’s most notorious mobster crew if they’re not worth a damn.

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    It was a cold day in the wintertime, which usually meant that the zoo was emptier than usual, which was great for Deuce and Boxcars. No snotty kids to go around that Boxcars would accidentally kick over the walls surrounding each exhibit and habitat - not a frequent occurrence, but it happened at least twice, which was why there were two security guards following them around that they had to pretend not to notice - and Deuce got to watch animals playing in the carpet of fresh snow fallen on the ground. It was a win-win for everyone involved! Except those poor kids.

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    There was a place outside of town you could drive to, a little closer to where Droogs lived than the rest of everyone else, if you wanted to do something loud without anyone bothering you. Not enough people around for noise complaints, the only people you'd spook are the deers and the birdies, and maybe the two old people that lived in that general part of "town". It sprawled across several dozen acres, and it was excellent for both burying bodies and shooting things. Today, Slick and Boxcars were interested in the latter - in a non violent context, don't you worry your pretty little heads. Those days, as the saying goes, are well behind the two of them, like the fine layer of car exhaust burning out of Slick's car at a million miles per hour as he recklessly speeds down the highway.

    159/365

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    An arctic autumn wind blew quietly through the porch of Boxcars's home, swirling with small eddies, little turbulences that tousled the hat on each man in a slightly different way each. Boxcars's heavier hat rocked up and down with gentle motions, while Droog's bobbled slightly, with silent, hair-flattening tilts. It was a cold day in November, not a work day, and definitely not a school day, since neither of them were children nor had children. Just two men on a wooden porch that Boxcars built with his own two meaty, sausage-like hands many years ago, back before he retired with his gobs of ill-gotten gains and goods, sitting garishly like some gargoyle upon them - or perhaps, a dragon, more associated with greed and gold than the stone rain-channeler.

    158/365

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    Hearts Boxcars and Pickle Inspector have an unusual but very successful date.

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    1/1
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    20
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    Hearts Boxcars sat in a recliner in his apartment, comfortably lounging, with two cats sitting on his ankles and another cat sitting on his head. He was perfectly fine with this arrangement of events and bodies because, among other things, he was very happy to have cats around (along with any other kind of animal), since the company of most other people was generally more of an irritant to him than anything else. As for why he was in an apartment and not a house like his other, erm, friends slash coworkers, well, did he need a house? Not really. He'd need to get a bunch more custom furniture made than the apartment provided, he made enough to afford rent, and his landlord gave him lots of concessions because they were terrified of him. This was a perfectly fair arrangement of things, in Hearts Boxcars's eyes.

    141/365

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    in an alternate universe where canon is treated like a piece of discarded garbage, the hiveswap trolls meet some newcomers that seem...strangely familiar.

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    10,001
    Chapters:
    11/?
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    40
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    144
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    13
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    tw // rape

    Boxcars is out of town, and Droog asks Deuce and Slick if they'd like to spend the night.

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    Chapters:
    1/3
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    "Droog and Boxcars are the only ones in the Crew who actually care about what they're wearing

    Slick would wear an off the rack suit if Droog wasn't in control of his wardrobe

    Clubs doesn't think about how or why his suits are replaced

    Or why his Hawaiian shirts always disappear

    anyway for all Clubs knows, Hawaiian shirts have an expiry date and that's why he has to keep buying new ones"

    - me, on Discord

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    The Midnight Crew have a chill morning

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    "We're posing as a couple to get in," you start. You swear his eyes widen ever so slightly. "Then we're gonna shmooze our way close to the jewels and let Box and Deuce in while we keep an eye for things going wrong. Then they'll wait for us in the getaway van. That's it, easy peasy."

    Well, it would be easy if you weren't actually in love with Droog.

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT. For as far back as you remember, your father has just been a man trying to make a good honest living for his son. The only abnormal thing about him was his nocturnal sleep schedule, which you chocked up to working the nightshift. One early morning, however, he comes home with blood on his tie and a bullet in his belt.

    Suddenly, the sharp suits, fancy hats and weird sleep schedule have a different meaning.

    Language:
    English
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    1,452
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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