11 Works in Head Pixie & Sanderson (Fairly OddParents)

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    After being infected with Wolbachia pipientis, the real-life bacteria that causes insects to reproduce asexually, Fergus Whimsifinado soon finds himself a single father struggling to provide for 500+ genetically-identical offspring he never really wanted in the first place.

    Suddenly becoming the first member of a brand new species means complex politics to deal with, a Pixie World to build, a shipping company and a therapy business to manage, and a budding interspecies war to survive. All on top of raising children.

    First-person H.P. POV; Head Pixie and Sanderson backstory 'fic. Cross-posted on FFN.

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    First-person Anti-Cosmo POV; Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda backstory 'fic. Cross-posted on FFN.

    Ever since he was eight years old, Anti-Cosmo has dreamed of becoming a father in a time period when Anti-Fairies are forbidden from reproducing. Forming a conservation program for genies has helped, but not enough. Never enough. Determined to find a loophole in the cruel law, Anti-Cosmo searches desperately for a way that Anti-Fairies might reproduce without being forcibly bound to the whims of their Fairy counterparts. And when he gets his hands on the information he desires at last, he's forced to make a painful choice: Pretend he never uncovered the forbidden secret that he did, or put his long-sought knowledge to use at the expense of those he loves.

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    “Oh, very well. One kiss. It means nothing.”

    Still holding her hands flat to the wood, he stood and leaned forward. She rose to meet him. Their lips connected across the desk.

    And it didn’t mean nothing.

    A collection of FOP drabbles that belong in the same universe. Still canon-compliant, but this is a separate take on the FOP 'verse than we see in my "Classic" 'fics (Origin of the Pixies, Frayed Knots, the 130 Prompts, etc.)

    Started writing these in 2016; I like to write drabbles for this universe as warm-ups and some friends recently suggested I post them here.

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    Fairy world has been turned into a normal everyday town in California named 'Fawn Hills' and within, Wanda Fairywinkle-Cosma and her husband Cosmo Cosma live their ideal suburban lives-while hiding the fact that they are fairies of course and as they move on with their lives, they begin to suspect and realize that everything is not what it seems? How did any of this even happen?

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    Once upon a time there were two kingdoms that were the worst of neighbors. So vast was the discord between them that it was said only a great hero or a terrible villain might bring them together.

    In one kingdom lived folk with a vain and greedy king to rule over them. They were forever discontent and envious of the wealth and beauty of their neighbors.

    For in the other kingdom, Anti-Fairy World lived every manner of strange and wonderful creature. And they needed neither king nor queen but trusted in one another.

    [Maleficent (2014) AU]

    (P/S: I wrote this because I always wonder why Anti-Cosmo is so eager to have Timmy as his Evil Godchild. I also added OC because I really wanted to see female Pixies)

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    "No. I don't want to do any of this. How do I get out of the program early? Bribe him? What do nature spirits even want? Worshippers? I am not getting on my knees and praying to the Easter Bunny."

    Ambrosine placed his hand on his son's tense shoulder. "The Easter Bunny only wants what's best for you, speck. Someday you're going to attract drones, and you need to have an inkling of what they expect from you, and what you should expect from them."

    Young H.P. is tasked with raising imprinted ducklings in preparation for being Head Pixie.

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    When he pried my fingers loose from his arm, I positioned myself directly in his path and allowed my wings to rub together with an uneasy chirp.

    "Sir, even you can smell her pheromones. It's my duty to warn you that if you continue approaching her, they will overpower yours and you will become a subordinate gyne. And you know what that means for me. Again, as your retinue, I have to ask you to reconsider." I paused, then added softly, "Even though I know you won't."

    Takes place the afternoon before the episode "Pixies Inc." H.P. has a HUGE crush and Sanderson is not impressed.

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    H.P. is an unconditioned reinforcer, every part of him. I know his footsteps. I know his wingbeats. I know his interior design tastes and I know he doesn't like the crusts on his sandwiches, but only when they're kitnut butter and jelly, because he likes to eat them separately after the rest of the sandwich. He eats a lot of those. I know his exact specifications. I make them perfectly every time. I do everything perfectly every time. I know his everything. I adore him.

    But I don't just adore him with the fervor of a thousand fiery suns. If wishes were for pixies, then before I could blink I would wish to take his place…

    Sanderson is desperate for H.P.'s recognition in all that he does. Not that that's ever a surprise.

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    "If you do get knocked out of commission, then I'll just be flitting home to the Kansas skies without you."

    Sanderson, as per usual, refrained from stating the obvious: that H.P. wouldn't get far without the bus pass. Sanderson rarely relinquished that pass for this very reason.

    H.P. and Sanderson take the bus to a small town in search of the genies in Genie World, who are behind in their paperwork.

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    "So, alligators live in mostly Florida. Are you in Florida?"

    "Are we in Florida, Gare-Bear?"

    "Do you want me to ask the thirteen gators trying to snap off my knees for directions?"

    Takes place during the episode "Baby Face." H.P., Sanderson, and several other pixies are proctoring a phone-answering exam for young Mr. Rosencrantz when Gary and Betty cry for help. From… Florida?

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    H.P. pulled up with a harsh flap. I slammed into his wings. He turned around. "Flappy Bob," he repeated. A faint red began to creep over his neck. "Every name in the wide reachings of the universe exists, and they go with Flappy Bob."

    "My first name is Mister. You gave all of us the first name Mister."

    It's September of 1965. H.P. and Sanderson, neither of whom has ever had to look after a human child before, struggle across Kansas on their way home to Pixie World with their semi-kidnapped baby clown in hand. And without any magic to speak of, of course. The journey will be long, freckled with greedy humans, flirtatious Anti-Fairies, frightened godkids, and uncomfortable encounters with ex-girlfriends and ex-mother figures that both H.P. and Sanderson would rather forget.

    First-person Sanderson POV; takes place following the opening scene of "School's Out! The Musical."

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