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    "Ever since he had gotten hold of Jon’s selkie coat, though, all he’d had to do was smile crookedly and Jon would reliably feel a strange compulsion to do anything Martin wanted.
    The thing was—even though he had the ability to control Jon’s every move, Martin only seemed interested in encouraging him to do the most banal things. He kept insisting that Jon take a bit of extra breakfast in the mornings, and had even bought him a water bottle on one of his trips out to get groceries that he would squeeze little slices of lemon into every morning, saying Jon looked like they were about to keel over from dehydration at any moment.
    At least, that had been the general trend in his behaviour until just yesterday, when he’d done something to make Jon seek him and his stupidly handsome face out from across the room and watch as he slid their coat across the table towards Sasha and Tim, letting them pet at it as if it was something to be passed around and laughing about where he’d found it. And then Martin had had the nerve to glance up and meet his eyes with one of his soft grins..."

    Or: Jon thinks Martin is controlling them using their sealskin. In truth, Jon's just fallen madly in love with him.

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    Annie Sims’ parent is…Not the greatest, Martin was finding.

    He was moody, snarky, and very, very tired, Martin was also finding.

    So why was Martin falling in love with them?

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    The problem is, Jon can’t masturbate. Or they can, obviously, but they can’t finish. Jon has never been able to successfully bring himself to orgasm without a partner, not as a hormonal teenager, not as an even more hormonal adult, not ever. He can function just fine without it most of the time, but if it gets too out of hand then his libido refuses to be ignored, and it makes him very unhappy, to say the least.
    He does feel bad for letting it get to him so much. It's embarrassing, first and foremost, that he's such a slave to his sex drive that it impacts how he treats people in entirely unrelated situations. But it's also just not the type of person he wants to be, horny or not. He is responsible for his words and his actions, and he needs to get a grip.

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    "What year is it?"

    His tongue is dry and Jonah still feels paralyzed. There is a sudden pressure at his throat, a ribbon wrapped around his muscles that tugs upward, forcing his lips to move in a way that he knows is supernatural.

    “May 29th, 1803,” he gasps and clutches at his neck to fight the sensation even as it goes slack and begins to fade.

    Between death and a do-over, Jon would have tentatively chosen ‘do-over’. Of course, even when he and Martin get another chance, things become complicated and now they are faced with how to save this new reality while living with their former arch nemesis pre-avatarhood and whilst adjusting to the new time period. Chaos, as expected, ensues.

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    The Magnus Archives except they all live happily ever after! ..though of course it's not that easy

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    Jon and Martin never planned on adopting children, especially not that many in such a short time span. Unfortunately it seemed that children were adopting them at a rather alarming rate. By the time the fifth one showed up and stubbornly refused to leave, the couple had more or less accepted their new reality.

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    There is something Lonely haunting the empty Blackwood house. He is a strange creature without name, and he has not settled into death with anger or spite, but with a quiet acceptance of a dismal, eternal truth: that he was unloved while alive, and so he shall remain in death.

    That is, of course, until Jonathan Sims.

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    At the end of the world, Jon makes a choice.

    4 years prior, Martin finds something in document storage.

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    "The first sticker Martin ever put on his cane was one of those sparkly little smiley face ones he found somewhere in his flat the day before his interview at the Institute. Mum had never explicitly told him off for putting stickers on it before, but when she first noticed she had given him when of her trademark withering looks, which prompted him to take it off. But now he didn’t have to deal with her looks of disapproval anymore, and before long the top part of his cane was covered in them. There was something so cheery and personal about them that made Martin feel happier whenever he saw them."

    Martin is very fond of putting stickers on his cane. :)

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    Despite all the unseen, unsaid, unspoken, unknown, there was just too much for the Eye to watch.

    The Unknowing is about to take place and everything is about to change: a look at what brought us to Only Some Eyes Get To Open (I suggest reading that first)

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    "They’d been hungry for so long they no longer even noticed. As far as Jon was concerned, they’d always been this shaky, and light headed, and tired, and annoyed, and- anyway, that’s just how they were!

    And they always drank the tea Martin brought them. Wasn’t that enough?"

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    or

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    me projecting onto characters bc i have no mental stability left

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    To be perfectly honest, it was probably all Elias' fault.

    It wouldn't be surprising, after all, majority of Martin's problems could be linked back to his boss in some way, but this was just the cherry on top of Elias-related issues. It's one thing to get stuck in a lift, it's another thing entirely to do so with your oblivious co-worker you've had a crush on for the past year or so, and to have it happen when you have a fear of heights is really just the universe (or Elias, take your pick) pointing and laughing at your misery.

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    He’s heard the stories. He knows his mother wouldn’t take another step on land if she could help it, not anymore. It took a long time for him to feel comfortable walking alone on the beach without anticipating torches and pitchforks at his first footfall, skin-thieves and scoundrels looking to steal him away.

    Martin’s supposed to avoid humans, but he’s never been great at resisting temptation. In the aftermath of a dreadful storm, he finds himself and his sealskin coat trapped in the home of his mysterious human crush, Jon.

    (Formerly titled It Will Set You Free.)

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    You see, dear reader, all the best stories are laced with magic.
    When Jon was a child they heard stories of Wordsmiths, those brave and brilliant creatures who wove their words into witchcraft. True magic was hard to come by, true storytelling harder still, and their gifts were treasured and praised in the sunshine-colored memory of Jon’s youth. Jon has long known the tales of the Wordsmiths speaking reality to the shape of their throats, tuning the world to the key of their songs.
    And then King Magnus took the throne.
    The King coveted the Wordsmiths’ magic. Coveted the power they wielded. It was not long before Jon was summoned to the King’s court and found themself proffering up their fear like a feast for the King’s ravenous stare.
    And so we arrive here.

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    A (very loose) 1001 Arabian Nights retelling, featuring our beloved storyteller and our favorite sappy poet.

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    Jon and Martin are definitely not monsters.

    They are a perfectly ordinary couple who do perfectly ordinary couple things. They have a sweet black cat who is quite normal. They have boring, mundane jobs, and they do ordinary domestic things.

    But for just one night, a night where fear runs wild, maybe they can allow themselves to be monsters once more.

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    “MICHAEL DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE!” Gerry yelled and started running to the living room, but it was too late, the door had closed, leaving behind an empty wall and no signs of Michael by the time he stood in his living room, an empty coffee cup in hand.

    And just with his luck he heard a sleepy voice say, “Wha- Who the heck are you?”

    He turned around and saw the blood covered kid on his couch sitting up and rubbing their eyes.

    “Gerard or Gerry. Who the heck are you?” Gerry snapped back. He was so done with this morning.
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    also known as: Gerard Keay found Michael and a bloody kid on his couch, the former of which just dissapeared, leaving him to take care of a (very likely autistic) 11 year old. The kid is very weird and he's so done with this bullshit that he just accepts having to take care of a child. What else would he do? Leave the kid to die?

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    Last time, things didn't pan out so well for poor Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood. Maybe with the help of a particular web spinner, she can prevent history from repeating itself.

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    Jon and Martin are sent to hide at Daisy's safehouse, where for the last years or so have also been hiding Sasha and Tim: at last, they are reunited.

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    A bunch of loosely connected stories about Somewhere Else, when things are good and people are happy. The worst thing that happens is rude parents and everything will always work out, that's my Personal Guarantee.
    TL;DR: Read this for good vibes

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    6/?
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    Nikola wants to teach Jon the Little Lad Dance :) !!

     

    (most of this is just copy and pasted from the transcript's!)

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    1
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    3
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    81

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