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    We're used to tremors. To having the Earth shudder under our feet, always falling back into place. Never something to worry about. Sam Vimes has been ignoring the way the ground shivers.

    Havelock Vetinari knows that someday the eruption will come

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    Lesbian AU of Lady Vetinari and gender queer Sam Vimes.

    Shameless smut with lingerie, hand kinks, and Sam being rude, crude and very attractive.

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    She shivered as the Commander’s hands touched her bare skin. Gods, she loved those hands. The skin was rough from years of hard work. Sword callouses on her dominant hand, small patches where ink had seeped into cuts and made little accidental tattoos. Strong hands that could grab her ferociously, hold her back, hold her down – and in a heartbeat touch her so tenderly as if fearing she would break.

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    Vimes had grown up feeling cold.

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    Vetinari has kind of been flirting with Vimes for six years, but thanks for noticing, I guess...?

    In which Vimes, having suffered an injury while on duty, realises that the Patrician actually cares about him. And not only as a means to stay in power, either.

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    "Why did you-, that's not my back anymore."
    With a soft chuckle Vetinari skilfully got rid of the unnecessary clothing on the Commander.
    "Oh, well. Maybe my masseuse skills are a little rusty."
    Despite his appearance, the Patrician wasn't a physically weak man. Sam was already aware of that, and now he had to find out again as he found himself lying on his back.

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    “It’s sensible of you to wear just one or two layers, instead of your usual five,” Vetinari said, glancing over at Vimes, who was drinking his lemonade as if his only goal in life was to be properly hydrated.

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    A Collection of fluff and drabbles that pop in my head while working on larger pieces. Is a part of my lesbian triad AU but mostly focusing on smaller character moments and just playing around :)

    Got a request for a scene? Let me know!

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    “Ah,” Vetinari said. “That’s an expression I like to see.”

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    The Patrician thinks about the puzzle that is Sam Vimes--a walking contradiction that he'll never understand.
    He doesn't know it, but Vimes is thinking about him too.

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    “Do it now or receive an aunt’s curse” doesn’t leave much room for take-backs

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    Lesbian polyam AU

    ‘You’ll keep walking,’ The shadow spoke without words, breath like rotting wood. It smelled like mould, of damp fabric and mud. ‘You’ll never stop walking. Even when it burns-’

    ‘Piss off,’ Vimes turned and walked on.

    Edit: Changed the title, as I wasn't feeling it.

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    Sequel to Iron and Clay (you can read it by itself)

    Drumknott gets Vetinari to post the letter

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    What it says in the title.

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    Le uniche tracce del futuro Vetinari erano il naso, le mani e l'immobilità. ( il giovane Vetinari con Sam Vimes nei panni di John Keel, in Night Watch )

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    It started with a hum in the air, the sense that something was ever so off-kilter. Sam Vimes was running out of breath and out of luck.

    He’d always known that it would come to this.

    Or: Sam Vimes travels to another leg of the Trousers of Time, Vetinari looks great in dresses and Sybil has a grand time.

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    The scene is set at the end of Night Watch, when Vetinari and Vimes meet in the cemetery, although somewhat bent to the purpose of my story. Sam and Havelock realize that they have feelings for each other, and each of them deals with it in their own way.
    I saw a drawing that inspired this short story; it was an interpretation of the end of the book... although I have to confess I would have never thought of this twist if it wasn't for the drawing.

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    Sam Vimes doesn't knuckle under to anything.

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    Vetinari has some misgivings about sort-of-not-really-lying to Sam Vimes. Drumknott is concerned.

    *Plays “I Want To Break Free” on the piano*

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    The rule was outdated, but it always helped to have a few cards to play. You just had to be careful that you didn't play them against yourself.

    (Or; Vetinari asks Vimes to look over an old law.)

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    Art for chapter 1 of 'A Place That Never Moves' by strawberriesandtophats

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