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    After Vimes gets into a pickle and his hands shake, Vetinari gives him a wet shave.

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    Vetinari was aware that he was a little light-headed.
    Maybe not just a little. And our best commander can't get over the worried thoughts as he finds himself in front of the Patrician's Palace.

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    Against the dark, Vetinari saw the Commander’s outline writhe in place, and the red symbol partially disappeared as Vimes obscured its glow beneath his hand.

    “Sir—” Vimes spoke through gritted teeth, though his voice was returned to normal, “—please stop baiting the godsdamned thing!”

    “I was only making conversation,” Vetinari replied.

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    It was a question of distraction. Humans needed to have more than one thing going on in their lives, not because it made them more productive but because it made them less. Captain Samuel Vimes had proven himself to be extremely efficient when he put his mind to it, and The Patrician was not amused. Oh, it was all well and good now, this time, when he was the one who benefited from these aptitudes, but there was bound to be a time in the future when Samuel Vimes would be a problem. When that happened he would need something in his life besides The Watch.

    Samuel Vimes did not have hobbies, outside of drinking, and he appeared to be giving that up in favor of doing his job. The horror. He had no living family, and the only friends the Captain appeared to have were his coworkers.

    Something would have to be done.

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    “You didn’t warn me about this!”

    Lu-Tze raised a finger. “Ah, but it’s not first time you’ve encountered something like it.”

    Vimes opened his mouth to yell some more, before pausing. He remembered an imp in a box, ringing madly as it announced his death, though not before announcing the death of everyone else around him, bingely-bingely-beep…

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    “Good morning,” he said, “you are looking especially fresh and alert this morning.”
    “Sometimes, I wish I have never met you.” Sam sat up, trying to get rid of the water trickling from his hair into his eyes. “You make my life living hell.”
    Vetinari chuckled and put the now empty glass on the bedside table. “I dragged you out of the gutter, remember.”

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    In un mondo dove i nobili considerano il volgo feccia, l'Arcimago Francis Pritchard rimane folgorato da un soldato e chiede a Lord Vetinari di aiutarlo nella ricerca.

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    È giusto prendere il corpo del Tiranno?

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    他们在小神墓园举行了葬礼。

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    Things have to change after Feet of Clay.
    Aka, these two finally try to figure out the whole soulmate thing. Or at least they try to start it.
    Also Havelock needs a hug.

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    Five protective prompt short fics, first published on tumblr. Chapter titles are the prompts.

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    Tumblr prompt response to "Vetinari sends Vimes dogs pics on facebook, they're from groups like Doggo or Dogspotting. Vimes doesn't even"

    Modern AU Discworld - The Watch is Special Branch or CID in roundworld London’s Scotland Yard. Sam Vimes is Detective Chief Inspector and Detective Inspector Carrot is Canadian by adoption. Not relevant for this story but Havelock Vetinari is the director of The Firm - a private security consultancy which is a front for a covert government operation.

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    They had agreed they needed space. They had agreed it couldn’t happen again. They had agreed it was in the city’s best interest. -- Easier said than done.

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    Easter vetvimes prompt fills, centred around the themes dawn (aka the reluctant bringer of light), renewal, beginnings, searching, and spring cleaning.

    The chapter titles are the prompts.

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    A collection of kiss prompt drabbles first posted on my tumblr - more to be added when they appear. The chapter titles specify the where and why the kisses happen.

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    The Patrician had a nightmare.

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    The only time Vetinari ever cancelled an appointment with Vimes was the day Wuffles died. Sam went anyway, said nothing and helped Havelock dig the grave.

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    Vetvimes prompt drabbles first published on tumblr that end or start in the bedroom. All fit for general audience consumption and so sweet you might get cavities. The chapter titles are the prompts.

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    Constable Visit's pamphlets spread some very good news indeed. Provided Mr Vimes never reads them.

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    The thing is, the actual thing is when you’re hanging on the edge of a roof by your fingertips, life becomes very simple all of a sudden.

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