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    Being born as the fifth child of the once prosperous Tsunemori family has never been easy for Honōka. Throw in the fact that she was Tachibana Tomoe first, a troubled girl from Tokyo who grew up in the 90s, and you have a recipe for disaster.

    Having struggled with social cues even as Tomoe, being stuck in the infant body of Tsunemori Honōka does not help her case. As the only dark-haired child born to fair-haired parents, Honōka faces hostility, uncertainty, and abuse from the members of her new family.

    A child that does not resemble their parents is, as they say, the child of an oni.

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    Orochimaru didn't know what hit him when he offered his cup of ramen to a dirty sunshine haired kid he encountered on his way home to Konoha.

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    35/?
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    Within the Ouroboros lies the unity of all things, spinning endlessly in time. An eternal cycle of destruction and re-creation, the grand circular stage upon which all souls are doomed to reprise roles assigned to them by fate, suffering the same cyclical tragedies as the great snake gorges itself on its own tail into infinity. There is nothing in this world capable of stopping it.

    It’s a good thing, then, that Team Seven isn’t from this world.

    A world where Rin lives but Kakashi dies—Obito the one who molds his dead teammate into an entire personality in a desperate attempt to keep him close.

    The more things change, the more they stay the same (except for when they don’t) after Madara puts way too much thought into preparing for the Infinite Tsukuyomi and not enough into recognizing that there are consequences for flying too close to the proverbial sun (moon).

    Or,

    Team Seven gets Super Evicted and Obito’s terrible, no good, very bad couple of years (decades).

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    Kakashi's luck should've never mixed with kamui, rinnegan and a damned chakra goddess.

     

    He's honestly not surprised, with how his life is, he's honestly not surprised that he finds himself in situations like this.

     

    Or

     

    Kakashi Dimension Travels to Jujutsu Kaisen.

     

    Chaos ensues.

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    9/?
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    Injured shinobi Nakamura Shiro hated the library: there was nothing to do, no-one to talk to and, most importantly, nothing that could get his blood pumping. Yet, the reoccurring presence of a young, pink-haired girl with a curious choice of books piqued his interest and he thought he might just go over there and make her an offer neither of them would forget.

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    17/?
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    Tsunade is now Hokage and the village is now pretty much at peace. Time to start looking for other ways to help the village, like...matchmaking? Turns out Tsunade is pretty good at it for her civilians, so it's only logical to now turn to her shinobi. Naruto runs his mouth about two certain shinobi and she decides Kakashi and Iruka would be just perfect for each other! Except there's still bad blood from the argument about the chuunin exam and neither wants to be set up at all, much less with each other. What's a Hokage to do, except make it work?

    Story by hkandi, art by Keithyeet and Lekouart

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    "What are you??"

    "An Enigma!"

     

    Or, in which Naruto Uzumaki doesn´t know about his cousin (until he does), Kakashi Hatake doesn't know about his daughter (until he does) and Olivia Chisaki doesn´t know how she ended up being reborn as Yumina Uzumaki(-Hatake) in the Naruto world, but she´s going to make the most of it!

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    Kakashi was not a weak man. He was not! Still, if his cute kohai were to ask him the world he'd probably give it to him in a flash. Too bad he asked for an apprenticeship.

    (Alternatively known as: Kakashi is weak for cute, pink-haired men with dimples so now he has a brat to teach.)

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    Between Naruto moving in, unpaid teacher training, and sporadic mission desk hours, Iruka can’t seem to make ends meet. Luckily, he's found a job that starts after Naruto’s gone to sleep: a host and hostess club for Konoha’s wealthy elite. While there, Iruka encounters Sharingan Kakashi, newly hired member of security who seems to have a personal problem with the student teacher for reasons Iruka cannot fathom. It all gets far too complicated when Iruka learns from his colleagues that people who work in Konoha's entertainment district are starting to go missing - and someone at his workplace may very well be the next target.

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    Sequel to Empty Nests and Broken Hearts.

    Iruka's eye was twitching. The Jonin and the young Genin team had just come back from their first mission.

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    A day after the Kyuubi-attack, the ANBU Hound wakes up in 1993's England, where he finds a half-starved dog at the coast. It's Padfoot's lucky day.

    Sirius tries to evade capture, find his godson and the traitor, and maybe also prove his innocence. Kakashi just wants to find his way home from this odd country that does not speak his language nor even write in his alphabet.

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    Someone was poisoning Konoha ANBU.

    And Sakura had inside knowledge- the poison had been developed by none other than Suna.

    With trade relations going wrong and Konoha ANBU turning up half dead, Sakura and Shikamaru are sent to Suna to solve the problems that if left alone, could very well push them towards another war.

    Sakura loved her job. She loved her village. She loved her friends.

    But sometimes, one makes all the wrong decisions to stumble upon the right one.

    (Main pairing- Shikasaku)

    (One sided Kakasaku, a.k.a Kakashi is a freaking simp and an awful flirt, and that's on that)

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    With luck like Hatake Kakashi's, it's truly a miracle he's made it this far.

    So when Kakashi winds up in an alternate universe where he has everything he could ever want, all of his deceased loved ones are alive and waiting for him, he naturally doesn't trust it.
    Where are the psychotic trees, and the village toppling, S-rank organizations? Kakashi plans on finding out what the universe has prepared for him before it blindsides him, or lures him into complacency.

    Join the Universe's Bitch as he navigates peacetime, people that just want the best for him, and, naturally, bloodthirsty plants.

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    Iruka has a problem. Well. He's got a lot of problems, actually, but this one is particularly pressing. His genin teammate Uchiha Itachi's birthday is less than a week away, and he has absolutely no idea what to get him. It's not like Iruka has the disposable income to really go gift shopping, but even if he could, would it make a difference?

    What sort of gift could someone like Iruka give the genius kid who has everything?

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    Chuck into the space time-travel jutsu by accident is another matter. Find out that his mother is Moon Rabbit Goddess? Okay, how in the world that his role somehow switch with Naruto? He is so not the protagonist. But hey, Kakashi's ain't complaining if his emotional support equality of an unstoppable force is there with him to go out on a journey with him. But Genma is complaining on the way since he was the one responsible to babysit the duo.

    Cue :
    - Kakashi and Gai being the trolling duo they are.
    - Sakumo being the only reason the Maito Family have not burn Konoha down to the ground.
    - Genma trying to keep Kakashi and Gai from wrecking havoc
    - Orochimaru giving Danzo a smackdown of his life.
    - Kakashi and gai being iconic duo.

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    The Hatake was a terrifying clan, and no one, not even the Kami themselves could dispute that fact.
    They were said to be destined for tragedy, a short fuse that burnt out to soon.

    "Lightning cracked across the sky, and the massive hulking forms of two wolves could be seen in the middle of the clearing. Iwa and Kohona-nin alike shrunk away from the looming presence, and the crackling feeling of ozone dancing playfully around the edge of the forest.
    Two figures sat atop the beasts, their smiles wide and blood-thirsty, the killing intent rolling off of the pair in waves the only proof that their ghostly presence wasn't an illusion."

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    AU where the Hatake clan was touched by gods, and just this side of insane.

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    Awoken in the middle of the night, Círdan follows Ulmo's whispers to the sea where he finds a lost silver-haired elf washed ashore and in dire need of help. Tasked with the responsibility of his new charge's health and wellbeing, Círdan finds more than the turn of tides that Ulmo foretold - he finds a son.

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    Kakashi Hatake wasn't blind to the horrors that Naruto's life possessed. At times the very knowledge of Naruto's suffering tore him apart.

    He saw how the blonde strayed away from touch almost expecting every feeling to be unfriendly.

    Saw how Naruto never allowed anyone to take care of him.

    It pained him

    But this was just too much. He wasn't just going to sit here as the blonde suffered. Nor was he going to allow some unworthy villagers to harm his student further.

    Naruto would always be cared for as long as he was around. And he'd be sure that the sunshine blonde knew it.

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    'Kakashi Hatake hates kids. He just doesn't understand the little gremlins. All they do is eat, shit, cry, sleep repeat. So why does he, the famous Copy-ninja of Konoha, have a small blonde, whiskered child with the features similar to Kyuubi no Kitsune seated on his bed looking at him curiously'

    Kakashi finds a bruised and beaten Naruto in an alleyway while out shopping for Icha Icha paradise books and takes him home. When Naruto starts to grow on him Kakashi realizes that his inner wolf has claimed him as his own. Something Kakashi can't ignore unless he wants to risk going feral on the ones who take him. And so the battle against the council for custody over Naruto begins. Between Naruto's power growing and rescuing three other kids with family issues, two being socially inept and the other flinching at loud noises, Kakashi knows his life is about to become chaotic.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    13
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    173
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    29
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    Because sometimes drunk jonin happen. And they happen to poor unsuspecting chunin senseis. What happens exactly? Why more alcohol of course. Which lead to drunken competitions. And sometimes even feelings.

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    1/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
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    36
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