8 Works in Hastur Has A Vulva (Good Omens)

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    Michael isn't the only archangel with a back channel to hell....

    But Gabriel's is a hell of a lot more fun.

    (Birthday fic for SoManyOpenTabs. Happy Birthday :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,782
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    37
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    Prequel to "Hey Pretty" (but it doesn't need to be read first). After Ligur returns from the dead (for lack of a better word), Beelzebub sends him and Hastur to bring her the archangel Gabriel--who seems to need a little "convincing" to finally admit to himself that he'd rather serve in hell than lead in heaven. If they're successful, she says she'll reward them with a front-row seat to the show of their wildest dreams.

    And who wouldn't want to see Gabriel humiliated to his heart's delight?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,342
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    621
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    “You didn’t tell me we were breaking and entering,” Sandalphon continued, walking up to the counter and peering over at her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,237
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    43
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    Hastur loved the 14th Century and beyond; it was his heyday of the time during the famine, the black death, the civil wars and the religious upheavals of Europe. It wasn’t until 1462 did his life got turned upside down in the arrival of an archangel, Gabriel. What is he doing here messing up with his temptations to Frollo? And what is he doing here if not stopping him of doing his job?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,694
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    13
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    Sandalphon was heaven’s most single-minded and implacable archangel.

    Until the day they realized they couldn’t have the love they sought.

    Hastur was hell’s most insatiable and sadistic duke.

    Until the day her partner died.

    A story about grief, longing, and why having sex against dumpsters isn’t half as bad as it sounds.

    (Please heed the tags. This fic goes to some very dark places in the last few chapters, and deals with suicidal ideation and situational depression, as well as discussions about mortality and death.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,275
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    469
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    It's...it's alley sex.

    (The background is that Hastur/Ligur have been in a relationship since forever, but recently they've also started dating Sandalphon.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,651
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    334
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    “Not like I did it on purpose,” Hastur mumbled. “Must’ve got carried away in the moment.”

    “How exactly do you accidentally give yourself a uterus and all the rest?” Crowley asked.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,932
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2278
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    this can be read alone or be part of the series, set somewhere during the 20 years’ time skip in “Judges and Tempters”. Basically, nothing but porn between Gabriel/Hustar/Ligur in the late 15th Century France. Mind the tags.

    Chapter 1: Porn
    Chapter 2: Cuddles

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,240
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2

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