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    After receiving a phone call from the last person that he wanted to hear from again, Crowley was handed a basket with Lucifer's son and told to deal with it.

    Eleven years later, the neighborhood that he and Ezra Fell called home was being besieged on two sides.

    Lucifer Morningstar was campaigning to both retain his seat as a Minister of Parliament and to claim the role of Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government. Which would allow him and his associates to transform the neighborhood into a den of iniquity, filled with strip clubs, bars, and adult theaters under the guise of "improving the economy of the community."

    Those supporting the current Communities Secretary, Ms. Lord, intended to gentrify the neighborhood. Which would involve driving out the community that already lived there in order to bring in the types of crowds and businesses that people like Gabriel Messenger approved of more.

    No one in the community of Eden wanted either of those outcomes. But stopping both sides won't be easy. Not when some of those in power have few reservations about crossing the line to achieve their goals. How could a bookseller and a florist be expected to pull it off on their own?

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    It has been 270 years since Sirens were cursed to live under the sea and tensions have only been rising like steam from a boiling pot.

    Crowley, a Siren in his late two hundreds, has felt out of place his entire life and wonders where he is meant to be. He figures he'll never find that answer until one day he meets a human, the prince Aziraphale. He'll do anything to stay with him, even make a deal with the notorious Sea Witch, Lucifer. Will he be able to keep his end of the deal or will Lucifer claim his life? Will he be able to stay with the man he loves or will he live the rest of his life under the sea?

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    When Hastur was at work he liked to be comfortable and comfortable meant familiar. Hence he would pick an outfit and stick to it.

    Dagon has other ideas and wants her demons looking smart and professional...

    It won't end well...

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    Ligur is back, but not quite the same. Hastur decides they should share living quarters and calls on Eric to give his office an upgrade.

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    “It’s... ‘s not all my blood.”
    Aziraphale paused, and in that moment, Crowley felt waves of emotion come from the angel. Confusion, shock, horror, Crowley had expected as much, but then came one emotion that he didn’t see coming.
    Disgust.

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    Aziraphale didn't remember falling asleep.

    On a date with Crowley, one he can't recall arranging, it ends with a bang.

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    Crowley, by accidentally making a cover up look like a planned nefarious deed, is rewarded a loophole Midnight hour to do as he pleases.
    He has plans, but maybe Hastur and Ligur have sniffed those plans out.

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    Demon Azira(fell) must go through the on fire M25 to get to Tadfield Air Base, and deal with Hastur, again! And, Madame Tracy who is possessed by Angel Crowle, and Shadwell make their way to Tadfield Air Base on a scooter.

     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From arriving at the M25, to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the m25 is 'not' on fire & crowley's un-possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) uses Holy Water to get out of a tight spot with Hastur and Ligur, and the angel Crowley has a run in with the Archangels... and, now Shadwell is here, trying to exorcise him...

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the scene with Ligur's death to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the unholy water plan & the ‘successful’ angel exorcism

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    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the beginning to when Azira(fell) (Or, Crowley) tries to convince him to leave to Alpha Centauri.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    What better way to cement the truce between Hell and Heaven? Demons and angels meeting on neutral ground, putting their differences behind them, maybe even having fun.

    How could it possibly go wrong???

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell) have a plan to find the Antichrist, one problem... I think they were just shot!

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they get shot)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; totally going to plan!

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    Demon Azira(fell) becomes a Nanny, and angel Crowley becomes a gardener for Warlock. They stay with him until he's eleven... wait a minute, who misplaced the Antichrist?

     

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (From becoming Godfathers to the end of the episode)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, added a bit more of Azirafell's demon form.

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    The demon Azira(fell) must deliver the Antichrist, and the angel Crowley, is unsure of what to do.

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (Up until they decided to raise Warlock.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; about 11 years

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    Demons didn’t give up easily. Yes, there were the ones like Beelzebub, who simple couldn’t be concerned with getting revenge on a lowly demon like Crowley. But then, of course, there were the ones like Hastur. Hastur wasn’t afraid of Crowley. He had been, for what felt like a split second but was probably closer to a few hours in human terms, but he wasn’t anymore. He just wanted to see Crowley hurt, no matter the cost.

    In other words: Crowley gets attacked by Hastur and Aziraphale is there to save him. Much comfort/fluff ensues.

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    Inspired by Calliope by Neil Gaiman.

    Crowley is a writer struggling to write a follow up to his successful debut novel, and becomes so desperate to cure his writer's block that he procures a muse.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley's plan to essentially retired to Tadfield to finish raising Warlock would have gone so much better if Hastur wasn't a stubborn and vengeful demon. One who, through a miraculous spark of inspiration, realized that he could hurt Crowley by taking something precious away from him. Which was why Hastur ended up stabbing the angel with an occult blade and leaving him to expire permanently.

    Crowley, however, was also stubborn. And creative. And desperate.

    Desperate enough to risk summoning someone much better at healing, but with absolutely no reason to help him. But if it saved his angel, Crowley would try anything.

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    Dust motes, barely visible, drifted around the leaves, dull in the dreary light that seeped through the windows. A typical day in London, though Aziraphale could sense cooler, and even damper, air coming soon, even without reading the newspaper. If the stiff ache in his knee was anything to go by, it was going to be a miserable next few days, especially for his cold-blooded companion. It was good that Crowley had decided on a day out for mischief before it was too uncomfortable for him. Though, the angel secretly wondered if the demon had his own internal barometre as it were. Surely, if his knee still ached from the old War, then Crowley’s Fall must have left its own tenderness. Not that he dared to pry.

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    Aziraphale is a contestant on his favourite game show, 666 Heartbeats, where the amount of time he will have to answer the questions is dictated by how fast his heart is beating. If he wants to win big, he'll just have to stay calm. Easier said than done when he has an enormous crush on the host, who won't stop reassuringly touching him.

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    A nasty run in with Hastur has Crowley unconscious in an alley during a nasty snowstorm. Aziraphale hears his call and brings him back to the bookshop to help warm him up and the two have a long needed conversation.
    (Gift for WhiteleyFoster)

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