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    Harry Malfoy takes one look at a man, more a monster, and decides this is the only man he can fall in love with and Malfoys always get what they want or they take it. All he has to do is get the dark lord to fall in love with him too. Easy huh.

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    Harry plays a dangerous game and all of a sudden the Dark Lord knows love, he just needs help and perhaps a cup of tea

     

    Alternatively titled; emotionally stunted idiots fall in love without realizing

     

    also this started out as crack i was writing for fun and now it has a plotline that i have no plan for . im making this up as i go lol

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    31/?
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    What would happen should an older Harry Potter be sent to the realm of attack on titans in search of his godfather Sirius?

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    English
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    38,371
    Chapters:
    17/?
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    358
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    102
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    Harry glances up and catches his eyes. Louis smiles unsurely at him and tilts his head to the side in question. “So Hazza, how's life been treating ya?”

    Harry's face furrows incredulously at him. How fucking stupid is he? Life's been treating me shit, you should know that Louis, it caused you to leave me didn't it? How would I possibly be okay now?

    Harry looked down at his hands instead of saying anything on his mind. “Fine”.

     ~

    Or the one where Harry and Louis used to date until Louis broke up with Harry without warning. How is Harry supposed to deal with the sudden announcement of the band's reunion while keeping his children a secret from Louis?

    Link to the story’s Spotify playlist:
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3bKBAklGj6UcO6Lb7CQWJW?si=Q7DBeKTHQNGwhRsU4vZCEQ

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    24,760
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    51
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    163
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    46
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    3297
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    Harry James Potter is bored, and Death just happens to know how to entertain him.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    304
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    27
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    4
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    2489
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    Гарри Поттер просыпается котом. Пушистым таким, с хвостом. В его жизни теперь самое приятное - прохладные руки Драко Малфоя на голове и наличие когтей. (Которые он весьма успешно применяет на близнецах Уизли, которые повинны в том, что он просыпается котом)

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    377
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    Voldermort has been vanquished, but the Wizarding world has a lot of cleaning up to do. When the Ministry decides to imprison Serverus Snape and hold him responsible for his misdeeds, Harry Potter speaks up in the defense of his old Potions Professor, demanding that if he was to be acquitted for the murder of Tom Riddle, so shall Severus Snape be acquitted for the murder of Albus Dumbledore, in favour of justice.

    Consequently Harry Potter gets transferred to the holding cells of the Ministry of Magic.

    [now with art in Chapter 2!]

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    10
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    122
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    17
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    1153
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    To say Mitch is confused as to what exactly is happening would be a colossal understatement, especially when the cowboy leans up and kisses Louis on the mouth and he doesn’t pull away.

    “You can keep on steppin’, bud,” the man calls to Mitch, snapping him out of the bewildered state.

    Gawking at the man, Louis slaps his bare chest. “Where’s that southern hospitality everyone’s always talking about? That’s Mitch, my friend, we met a few hours ago. He’s chill, no need to be rude, H.”

    “My bad, man. I thought you were just starin’,” H chuckles, standing up to dust his pants off and snatch his hat back from Louis before walking over to Mitch. “‘M Harry—Louis’ boyfriend. Pleased to meet ya.”

    What.


    Woodstock '69 AU where Mitch meets Louis...and Harry.
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    28
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    2841
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    On the first day of Harry’s second year he’s dared to go inside the shrieking shack by Ron and who’s he to step down from a challenge?
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    The shrieking shack is absolutely terrifying on the inside and even creepier when they find a pretty ring. Do they ignore it? Nope! Ron dares Harry to wear it
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    The ring isn’t any normal piece of jewelry

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    18
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    163
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    32
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    Harry just doesn't feel the same rush anymore.
    Maybe it's the creeping depression that comes with catching fewer and fewer criminals every week. There's no adrenaline, no feeling of accomplishment. What's the point anymore?
    ...What else is there to do but turn to Gotham?

    He just never spared any thoughts about the vigilante who's always one step ahead (...or about the mastermind behind all the riddles).

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    English
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    12,058
    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    815
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    Harry will be grey/dark in this story, and he will be more smart than the average that he is in the original story, he will also be friends with multiples peoples from different houses as i think that being friends with only members of your house is stupid, so my Harry will have many friends aroud him as he deserves it the poor dear.

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    5,538
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    369
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    Harry discovers a new talent and becomes a different kind of famous. Draco cannot deal with it. Especially not when Pansy starts meddling.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,474
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
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    Tom Riddle thought that all that about “feelings” and the such were pure insignificant nonsense. There was no one, neither in the muggle world nor in the magical world, who could ever compare to him. So what was the use of wasting time with people who wouldn't even help him achieve his goals?
    And now, what would he do when someone was causing him… Feelings?
    The avada kedavra was always an option.

    Or, 31 ficlets about Harry’s and Tom’s relationship from different POVs

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    English
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    Comments:
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    160
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2255
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    “You want me. I know you do.”

    I was too worn-out by then to even deny it. In the light of day, with only the summer wind and the cicadas to hear, it didn’t seem necessary to hide it. “It doesn’t matter, Harry. This can never happen.”

    He stared at me some more, and I did my best not to falter under those shimmering eyes. “I won’t tell anyone, if that’s what you’re worried about,” he assured me.

    “I know you wouldn’t,” I added, insisting on the conditional. I didn’t like the way he’d spoken as if it had already happened. As if I had already lost.

    Perhaps I already had.

    In which Severus takes a trip to Italy, thinking he'll have a quiet time at the Malfoys' villa, but Harry has other plans.

    Written for prompt #182: AU. Harry never lived with the Dursleys. He was adopted by the reformed Malfoys as an infant. He is secretly in love with his adopted father's best friend, Severus Snape.

    Listen to the soundtrack on Spotify.

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    50,325
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    198
    Kudos:
    502
    Bookmarks:
    122
    Hits:
    9795
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    Fic begins about 7 months after the battle of Hogwarts - mostly canon compliant with the biggest change being Harry and Ron complete their final year.

    Follows the developing relationship between Harry and Ginny - early days up until the birth of James Sirius Potter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,838
    Chapters:
    7/11
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1645
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    What was that muggle saying, again?
    …“the best way to a man’s heart was his stomach”...
    Right?
    Blaise was understanding this correctly, right?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,494
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1480
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    It had been nice and quiet without Harry Potter in his life; until they accidentally meet at a party. Yes, a party. As if attending such a preposterous event wasn't bad enough.

    Language:
    English
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    15,945
    Chapters:
    11/21
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    246
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    6413
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    When Healer Draco Malfoy sees an opening for a Healer in Romania, he's struck with the urge to leave St. Mungo's so they know exactly how much he does for them. Serves them right, the way they treat him.

    Nevermind that Harry Potter is in Romania, big and buff and sexier than ever. Nevermind that he's a Dragon Tamer. Nevermind that Dragon Taming is a dangerous profession and would require Draco to heal Potter often...

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    Draco moves to Romania specifically to be boned by Beefcake Harry Potter and all his friends know it.

    Language:
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    178,440
    Chapters:
    42/42
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    1588
    Kudos:
    2136
    Bookmarks:
    525
    Hits:
    84443
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    5 times Peter can't keep his hands off a certain blue eyed wonder in public,or any audience for that matter, and one time Harry couldn't, either.

     

    Title from Masterpiece by Noni featuring Kid Culprit.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    9,400
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    5481
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    Thinking and knowing something is going to happen are two completely different things, which is why when Harry found out that he was to die at the hands of the dark lord in the upcoming war he was livid. AKA Harry finds out that he is supposed to die for the wizarding world and he isn't having it, leaves, and then meets the creepypastas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    717
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    823
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    Satyriasis (/,satɪˈrʌɪəsɪs/): Excessive, often uncontrollable sexual desire and behavior by a man.

    Harry Styles, a seventeen year-old boy, is used to be humiliated by his boyfriend for having peculiar tastes. These include being highly feminine and loving wearing panties.

    Louis Tomlinson, an experienced sexologist, is determined to treat what Harry was taught to consider a problem, which soon becomes a virtue for both of them.

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    The story where Harry is a hypersexual teenager who has an appointment with one of the most prestigious sexologists to help him with his problem.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    185,802
    Chapters:
    44/44
    Comments:
    234
    Kudos:
    896
    Bookmarks:
    290
    Hits:
    70699

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