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    On the fateful night of Halloween 1981, twins Dan and Harry Potter are attacked, while their parents are stunned and left helpless. Voldemort is destroyed, and Dan Potter is thought to be the Boy Who Lived, while the results of a magical test cause everyone to believe Harry is a squib.

    Wanting to protect Harry from Death Eaters and the discrimination they've seen many squibs face, Lily and James send Harry to the Dursleys, believing they'd care for and love a "normal" child.

    However, Harry is far from normal, and his life is far rougher than the life his parents planned for him. But when six other lonely children enter his world; a friendly, constantly curious boa constrictor with eyelids that's treated as a freak of nature, a bullied redhead, a shy brunette boy mistreated by his family, a Muggleborn girl determined to prove herself in a world that seems to fight against her, a motherless girl shunned for being too "odd," and a blond pureblood determined to abandon his father's path and follow his own, his life begins to change for the better.

    But will this band of misfits be enough to stop the oncoming darkness?

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    With that the sorting began. Tom only listened with half an ear as his focus was on the Potter Heir. Like the others from Nightingale his magic was wound tightly around him.

    McGonagall called out suddenly, "Potter, Harrison!"

    With that the Potter Heir made his way up to the stool. The hat was dropped on his head and they waited.

    For only a moment before the hat called out, "Slytherin!"

    With that the Great Hall erupted in anger.

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    Holly Potter, has just left all that she has ever known. Fleeing to the Scottish Highlands from the corrupt Ministry, a Ladyship, and a castle that is nothing but ashes. Walking through a henge of magical stones and getting stuck in 1743, certainly was not in her plans for the summer. Hiding her identity as a witch from the Redcoats and Jacobites is far more difficult. Holly quickly falls in love with the comforting embrace that is Jamie Fraser, a Scots warrior.

     

    Or; How Holly Potter accidentally liberated Scotland.

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    Harry Potter grew up in a world that hated him for who he was. They beat him spit on him and were completely and woefully ignorant of the snake they were toeing with their boot. Harry Potters enters the wizarding world leaving rubble in his wake and a grudge in his grasp. He is not the innocent light-loving Gryffindor the Wizarding World was expecting, or the puppet hero Dumbledore hoped for. Twisted by trauma and his connection to the dark lord, his similarities to his parents stop beyond his eyes and hair.

    This is the Harry I imagine should have been considering his circumstance and attitude in the books. To me he makes more sense as the Villain of his own story.

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    °°°this is a dark-ish, sarcasm filled story. Beware°°°

    Sick of Dumbles manipulations, Harry struck a deal with Voldemort after his resurrection ritual, which made his summer much more... interesting.

    See, everyone expected Harry to be a light, reckless, self-sacrificing Gryffindor and not a charming, cold and powerful Slytherin, who had a knack of getting under people's skin and wasn't afraid to curse those in his way. Nobody expected him to be ~dark. Not even Tom (which - much to Harry's horror - helpfully pointed out that Harry was acting like a Tom Riddle 2.0, gathering followers and such)

    With Harry blatantly denying Dark Lord's return, they work together in destroying scheming Dumbledore and gaining followers, exploring their newfound bond and... sneaking into the Chamber to visit Basilisk?
    As Tom learns of Harry's past he realizes, everything he was told about his young nemesis was a lie. A carefully sculptured persona Harry created duped even Dumbledore. He finally met his equal.
    Not everything is at is seems.

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    What happens when his lack of magical knowledge hurts everyone he loves and knows?

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    When you find out you've been manipulated your whole life by one old fool and your friends Avada you out of existence once you find out, it puts things into perspective.

    Harry was allowed to go back in time due his status as a Master of Death (who knew?!) and is ready to fuck shit up for everyone.

    One thing for sure, he will have no mercy. He'll do things differently this time.
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    Harry is still a horcrux and is on his way to help slightly insane Voldemort, Malfoys take him under their wing and help him deal with the results of abuse, and he's a vicious little shit who is also furious for being potioned into submission.
    Loads of sarcasm. you have been warned

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    “Let’s make a few things clear; I am Mad Hatter, your new Officer, and I will be cleaning the Cloud Division from top to bottom. I will be meeting every single one of you and if I learn something I don’t like, you will be dead at best.”

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    Third story in the "Like None Other" universe. During his final year at Hogwarts, relationships will splinter as Harry confronts secrets long-buried and faces the greatest challenge of them all.

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    Illustration for The Heir to the House of Prince by elph13.
    Harry gets the hug he needs from his we-are-obviously-in-love-but-won't-say-it-out-loud boyfriend.

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    "Her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever." Ginny has been taken to the Chamber of Secrets and Harry may know where that is. How would things have turned out if he had gone to a Different Professor?

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    The Dursely Family go on an outing the summer before the start primary school. Harry gets lost after he gets separated from his family and meets the Patil family. A family his aunt would describe as freakish.

    One day the Patil family goes in a picnic only to meet the Boy Who Lived. After some questioning about where his guardians are? After a look at their family trees they are at the doorsteps of No. 4 Pivet Drive.

    Patil Triplet AU

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    Perfect niece or nightmare, it was up to the Dursleys.
    Strangely intune with the Magic around her, Rebekah was brought up as part of the family. The Hogwarts letter wasn't a surprise but her House was. A Lioness in the snakepit, Rebekah used her resoures as best she could and made lasting friendships along the way.

    It was adapt or die in this new world.

    Fem!Harry. Grey!Harry Slytherin!Harry

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    During a conference of Dark Creatures a mateship was created between the next leaders of four packs in order to forge an alliance. Fearing their offspring Dumbledore steals the child and makes their parents forget their relationships with each other and the child. He had hoped to turn the child into a weapon to use against their own parents what he got was a straight up beast.

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    A self-indulgent crack-filled rewrite with death eaters getting character development, Dumbledor being hated on for as many chapters as I can stand him being alive in, way too many head cannons, familiars, and purposeful misspellings of ol' dumbles' name.

    Or Harry is basically Newt Scamander and Tom Riddle rolled into one and freaks everyone out because of it.
    please note the tags

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    Harry isn't coping well after the events of the Triwizard tournament and decides he's had enough being called a liar and being lied to. He decides to stop doing what everyone else wants which gains the attention of a certain blonde Slytherin and potions master who has a new found respect for the boy and decides to right some wrongs after going too far.
    Some relationships break and some new ones form.
    Harry also really hates the pink bitch that's made it her mission to torment him.
    Harry finally gains the support system he needs.

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    A crack-treated-seriously-esque fic where Harry Potter gains an army of steadily increasing, steadily worrisome magical creatures by his side.

    (Don't mind any grammatical mistakes or story errors. This is purely for enjoyment purposes, I'm not beta-ed, and its like 20:00.)

    Edit: If you haven't already noticed, I upload sporadically and when I feel like it. (You try being an actual writer with a proper schedule at 14 while in high school. Yeaaaaah- nope.)

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    A different verse, different people and characteristics. Harry found himself lost shortly after failing to save Ginny in the Chamber, upon obtaining a visit from Tom Riddle, he receives information that he would never have suspected that end up changing his entire history and knowledge not only of things, but also of people; Dumbledore could no longer gain so much confidence and the people that Harry judged to be evil show him a face never seen by anyone; although young, the boy is; willing to go after more information and really find out who he can trust.

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    This fanfiction doesn’t belong to me; it was made for MayChagas in Spirit Fanfiction and I'm just translating it. The link will be in the author's notes

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    Dumbledore has plans for Harry Potter to save the world but Sirius and Remus would rather let the world burn than risk his safety.

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    “I think I’m ready,” Harry said, setting down his wand.

    Remus swallowed down his nausea. The first Animagus transformation had the highest likelihood of disaster. After today, Harry could spend the rest of his life half goat or opossum. When Remus died, assuming there was an afterlife, Lily would surely kill him again.

    Remus unthinkingly grabbed Sirius’s hand. Sirius, for his part, tried to tamp down his excited grin to a more sympathetic one.

    Harry took a deep breath. For several moments nothing happened, then suddenly Harry shrunk down to something small, half-obscured by the unmowed grass.

    Remus and Sirius ran to his side.

    “Is he… a chicken?” Sirius said.

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    This is a Wolfstar raises Harry fic set from 1986 through the second wizarding war. It's the third in a series but can be read standalone. If you’re curious why Sirius, Remus, and Harry left Britain, read Unsorted. If you’re curious why they hate Dumbledore, read Under the Auspices of Generals.

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