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    Eggsy calls in the medal, but when Harry Hart takes him under his wing, Eggsy finds himself face to face with the one person he thought he'd never see again. His best mate and former next door neighbor, Rosie, or Mordred as Kingsman calls her. Because of course his best mate is a Kingsman agent now, and a damn good one at that.

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    Eggsy Unwin is a Dom. Yeah, he's kind of inexperienced, but he's keen - but he knows he's not worthy of anything Harry and Merlin have to offer. At least, not yet. No matter what his fantasies are.

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    10/?
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    Гарри находится в Марокко по делам компании, и он остро нуждается в переводчике. По рекомендации надежного человека он звонит некоему Гэри Анвину - и так происходит их знакомство, за которым следует первая встреча.
    Гэри - переводчик, о котором Гарри не мог и мечтать. Он не просто хорош, он исключителен - и это мнение Гарри, который, как правило, очень скуп на подобного рода похвалу.
    Гарри доволен работой с Гэри - и он сам упускает тот момент, когда его интерес к мальчишке становится немного более... личным.
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    Эггси был ребёнком, заботливо выращенным в чужой для него культуре, являющим собой эталонный набор противоречий. У него было два имени и три семьи. Казалось бы, в такой ситуации впору запутаться и перестать понимать, кто ты такой на самом деле - но Гэри Анвин точно знал, кто он такой. Только никому не рассказывал.
    А Гарри Харту очень хотелось узнать.

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    18/?
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    egg(alahad)sy created Kingsman chat.

    egg(alahad)sy: welcome to a new era

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    10/15
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    Eggsy gets an early morning phone call from his sister regarding Christmas for their mother - Harry Hart is an annoying, but deliciously pleasing, distraction.

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    10
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    A potential Kingsman recruit makes the mistake of speculating on Eggsy's place in the organisation. Far be it from Agent Galahad to let his man be so maligned.

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    After ten years of marriage, Eggsy and Harry decide to renew their vows. Only Eggsy has a case of cold feet. Luckily Roxy is there to set him to rights, and get his arse married for a second time.

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    Harry asks Eggsy to do something for him after a long day of work.

    OR

    Harry wants Eggsy to sit on his face.

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    A simple wardrobe malfunction could cost you everything.

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    Dean had Eggsy sign up at the Kingsman Agency, England’s discreet and (somewhat) secret gay mail-order-bride service.

    After a year of silence from them to which Eggsy assumed was due to his questionable records (petty criminals didn't make the best wives, did they?), he thought that he would never get a call announcing an interested suitor, and he wasn't hoping for one either.

    But he'd never gotten what he wanted, and just when he thought things couldn't get worse, they do. Or so he thinks.

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    In the event that something were to happen to him in the line of duty, Merlin created a computer programme for his sister and her family to access his personal files: texts, documents, photos, videos — records of his real life — the life beyond the confidentiality of Kingsman anyway.

    Merlin-centric excerpts from a larger collaborative work. Enjoying it? Trying to gauge interest for posting the full work.

    Tags and rating updated with each chapter.

    CH1: G. Merlin becomes an uncle.
    CH2: T. Merlin makes shortbread. Background M/M (Merwin, Merlahad, or Hartwin -- Pick your poison...) if you want it.
    CH3: G. Merlin and Harry in a graveyard.
    CH4: M. Merlin does the London Triathlon and Harry watches. Merlahad subtext if you want it.
    CH5: T. Young Merlin. In a dress. Playing rugby.
    CH6: T. Merlin, Harry, and some hair clippers from Harrods. Implied Merlahad.
    CH7: T. Harry helps Merlin back to his apartment after surgery; they each have a gift for the other. Implied Merlahad.

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    London is due to get a nasty snow storm, which means some of the roads are closed off. That means Harry, Percival, Merlin, Eggsy and Roxy are stuck at Kingsman's Estate. They are all cozy by a fire with alcohol, and an idea to play truth or dare to pass the time.
    When it comes time for Harry's turn, he pulls Percival's name out of a hat holding everyone's name. He decides to ask his husband what the first thing was Percival noticed about him.
    Percival's answer surprises everyone.

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    These are added scenes that did not make it into the main story: Happy Pets Means a Happy Home.

    It will include snippets between chapter 33 and 34 of the story - nearly a 20 year gap between the two chapters - and other fun, including: Pet POV's, tumblr requests for the story, personal HC's on the story, time-stamps, and some much needed merhartwin smut - which is what started this monster in the first place.

    All of our favorite canines, and a few added animals, will be making an appearance here was well.

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    4/?
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    70
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    4
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    726
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    That one fic where Harry Hart has his hands full being Arthur but drops everything when the news of his mother’s advancing illness comes by way of his father one afternoon.

    Harry rushes back to his childhood home, Eggsy in tow as he refuses to leave Harry’s side only to find out that his mother is not only alive and healthy (thank God) but his twin brother Mark is also in attendance! He soon finds out that his mother and father were behind the farce in an effort to get both their boys within the same hemisphere to celebrate something special!

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    299
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    Finding out that the man you fell ass-over-teakettle in love with has basically come back from the dead is plenty good enough a reason to break it off with the Princess you bummed while saving the world the first time… Innit? Now, Eggsy just has to woo Harry Hart, his former mentor and soon to be Kingsman's new King Arthur of Avalon. He knows what he wants and he's not that beat down Chav street punk anymore (well, he is still that Chav street punk - he’s just not anywhere near that browbeaten since Dean's been outta the Unwin Family's lives). Nothing and no one's stopping him from finding his and Harry's Happily Ever After! Except… maybe Harry himself…?
    Harry finds that he must now learn how to adapt, live and thrive in a very changed world. Waking up in a padded cell after months of amnesia, saving the world yet again, nearly losing his best friend and returning to the ruins of his home, of Kingsman, of his life, almost sounds like a walk in the park, compared to how his heart and his mind keep fighting to the death over what should be done about a certain Chav agent...

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    6/?
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    Five snippets of life for Harry and Merlin.

    Title thanks to John Denver and Scottish folk dancing. Harry can just suck it up.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    16
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    Sometimes, you have to make sacrifices to have a functioning relationship.

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    Merlin and Harry have to go to Kingsman. It is Eggsy's day off, and they have left him more troubled than when he woke up.
    Eggsy finds a way to relieve himself and is surprised when they come home early.
    Harry and Merlin are just as surprised by what they find.

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    14
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    There was only one word to describe Harry Potter, Alphard Black, Peter Lupin and Anna Pettigrew-catastrophe. So when they go to Hogwarts, they become every teacher's nightmare- and unknowingly, carry a legacy left behind by their fathers.

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    14,708
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    In a world where Vday happened and Eggsy's mum and stepfather were one of the lives lost because of it. He meets Harry and Merlin a different way.

    After applying for a job to be a dog-sitter/housekeeper for two older gentlemen. Eggsy goes for the interview and he's sure he won't get it as he has to bring his sister with him. But when he gets offered the job, he is pleasantly surprised and accepts.

    What he doesn't expect is Harry and Merlin to fall in love with Daisy and slowly fall in love with him.

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    English
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    93,659
    Chapters:
    34/34
    Comments:
    704
    Kudos:
    808
    Bookmarks:
    178
    Hits:
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