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    “Remember I told you about how Uncle Majic and his hip hop magician back-up dancers kidnapped Crutchie a few weeks ago?” Tony says. He gives May no room to answer. “Yeah, well, they’re back, and there’s more of them. I got a notification from FRIDAY twenty minutes ago that she got a distress signal from Harley’s panic watch- your kid didn’t have his on, by the way, and he’s so grounded for it- so I went and tracked them and I find them sitting next to a dumpster, crying, literally four years old,” Tony says this quite emphatically, as if May couldn’t see that already.

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    What should have happened after civil war, given you know laws are a thing, the american government doesn't run the world, actions have consequences, taking a metal shield to a reactor with super human strength would cause damage, and the power of people when you hurt their loved ones.

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    If you were to ask May Bianchi at age twenty, how she was able to obtain four children, she would’ve told you that you’re crazy. She would’ve looked at you judgmetally, scoff, and ask, “Who the fuck even are you?”.

    If you were to ask May Parker at age thirty-eight, she’d smile, make you a cup of chamomile tea, and tell you the story. At the end of it, you’ll have shed a few tears, laughed, and made yourself a new friend.

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    “Okay, Keener,” Harley breathed at his reflection, trying to psych himself up. “You got this. You’ve met May a hundred times. She isn’t going to kill you for kissing her nephew. She likes you.”

    He was about to be introduced to Peter’s aunt as Peter’s boyfriend and he was absolutely petrified. May had the air of someone who had a gun, a shovel, and the smarts to use both. Harley was more than a little intimidated by the woman, despite being half a foot taller than her.

    “Harley?” Peter called from outside the bathroom. “You okay?”

    “Fine,” Harley shouted back. “Out in a second!” He lowered his voice back down a whisper, making eye contact with himself. “You got this.”

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    “So, we have a proposition,” Peter started, shooting a side glance at Harley and biting his lip to suffocate a smile.

    “Oh, no,” Rhodey said.

    “Oh, yes,” said Harley, grinning like he had just swiped the crown jewels off of the Queen’s unsuspecting head.

    Rhodey looked at Tony in panic. The last time the boys had a proposition, Tony and Rhodey ended up being the ones who got scolded for having let those little bastards stick their paws into SI records to change every worker’s profile image to the likeness of one Rubeus Hagrid.

    The two weeks during which they were blocked from using F.R.I.D.A.Y. and all technology above the clearance level of their phones and laptops was one of the most blissfully uneventful stretches of Rhodey’s life.

    He would strip off his bionic legs and graciously drop them into Tony’s grabby little hands like car keys to a teen if it meant they could go back to that level of peace.

    But nothing ever went like that. Nope. Not ever.

    So, when Peter gushed, “Harley and I got invited to a party,” Rhodey had to grab the edge of the lab tabletop to support himself against the buckling of his knees.

    “Oh, no,” Rhodey said summatively.

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    May Parker doesn't have it in her to be a helicopter parent, especially when her kid is Spider-Man. All that she asks is that the few rules get followed. How hard can that be?

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    Peter and Harley shared everything.

    It worked, the sharing thing, better than either of them could have anticipated. It was one of the more sensical aspects of their lives, really: brothers were apt to share, and, considering they had been found on more than one occasion gleefully shouting about their mutual adoption of the other from all of the rooftops of the greater Queens area, sharing came with the turf. It was easy. It was something that bonded them ever closer as each day passed.

    But. Well.

    Just because it worked better than they anticipated didn’t mean it was always… good.

    Worst of all? Undoubtedly, horrifically, revoltingly worst of all?

    They even got sick together.

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    “Ned, this is Harley. My….brooooo…..boooother figure. My bother figure.”
    Harley rose an eyebrow at the teen. “Your bother figure now? I could have sworn you were going to say-”
    “Okay! That’s enough! Alright Ned, I gotta go pick up our schedules. Text me a pic of yours once you get it. Goodbye!” Peter cut the conversation short and pulled Harley’s hand towards the office.
    They finally reached the long line of students when Harley spoke up, “You know, if it makes you feel any better, your contact name in my phone is baby bro.”
    “Shut the fuck up asshole. I’m only six months younger than you.”
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    “Pete? Hello! Earth to Peter!” Harley was snapping his fingers in front of his face. Peter’s fearful eyes met Harley’s, “We need to get everyone out, now.”
    Harley took a step back, “What? Why?”
    Two loud bangs and a scream were enough to answer Harley’s question.

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    “Miss Potts?”

    “Pepper.”

    “Pepper. Uh.” Harley rubbed at the back of his neck. “You wouldn’t happen to know what happened, would you?”

    “Thanos,” she said, quiet. “A titan who wielded infinity stones; they’re the most powerful things in the universe, and he had all of them. He could do—anything. Anything at all. And he chose to destroy half the universe.”

    “The universe.”

    “He played the lottery on the largest scale imaginable. You and I are unfortunate winners with no prizes, Harley. Half of the universe dusted when he snapped his fingers, so we don’t know—”

    “Tony.”

    She nodded. “We haven’t heard from him, nor anyone who went with him.”

    AKA: Harley is alone after the world turns to dust, and he travels to New York, hoping that Tony Stark will be able to fill the void his family left. What he doesn't know is that the void Peter Parker left behind is bigger than anyone could've expected.

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    Harley Keener was not a cry-er. No, he was not. Not when his father left him, not when he almost faced with death—not when his mother and sister disintegrated into dust. Harley Kenner did not cry. But life works in funny ways. Because, well, this situation was hilarious. Yeah, it was completely and utterly hilarious. It was so hilarious how after the fact his only remaining family had become the ashes of something he couldn’t explain, Harley Kenner—in fact—cried.

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    “So, are you gonna introduce yourself or are you just going to stand there?” Tony interrupted his thoughts, still not bothering to look up.

    Harley rose his eyebrows, arms crossing, “Introduce myself? Don’t be an ass now old man. You know me, we’re connected.”

    Tony’s head shot up, “Har-Harley? What are-What are you doing here? Your mom and sister…”

    “Gone. They’re gone Tony.”

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    “Just like my mother used to make,” May announced, setting dinner on the table.

    “Your mother didn’t cook store-bought carbonara,” Peter replied, passing over the serving spoon.

    “And your mother didn’t teach you to sass your elders,” she said, rolling her eyes.

    Peter snorted, and Harley shook his head. “That was a weak your mom joke.”

    May served up Harley’s plate. “I’m not going to your mom joke an orphan, Harley. I have taste.”

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