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Eat The Rich By Means Of Taxation And Public Infrastructure Investments (And Also Hearty Soup) by FeckedSpectrum
Fandoms: Oceangate - Fandom, 21st Century CE RPF
23 Jun 2023
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This is not a bait-fic, I spent about three hours writing almost 5K about five real people who died instantaneously when their generously-described "submarine" - that they paid to get inside and had literally every reason not to get inside - imploded. I'm not going to judge you for finding that painfully ironic and darkly comedic, especially as a fellow victim of a failing capitalist system where we watched celebrities groan about being cooped inside their mansions while the rest of us were fed into the meat grinder to starve or work with the risk of contracting a lethal virus that killed millions and continues to threaten the disabled and elderly.
But if you feel icky about reading about real dead people, this ain't your fic. Dead Dove. Don't Eat It.
This is also not incest, not weirdly homoerotic, just a fever-dream-fusion of Evangelion references (which isn't tagged as a crossover because I don't understand the plot of NGE) that implodes towards the end, with a lot of yelling about the inherent violence of class division in our current post-capitalist hellscape in the middle.
You can't go to hell if you're working class, because you're already there.
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Dr. Jack Bright of the SCP Foundation travels back in time to save Harambe, but Harambe refuses to be saved, knowing his sacrifice ensured the survival of the timeline. Dr. Bright is deeply impacted by the experience, dedicating his life to animal welfare and conservation, and becoming a leading voice in the scientific community, inspired by the memory of Harambe and the importance of empathy, compassion, and selflessness.
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All of these scenes have been entirely generated by OpenAI. I'm just helping it to get its work published.
Morty, the point is that I did what I had to do to get us out of that zoo. -
Lizzie gets jumped by a girlboss by Rotting_bedroomLemons (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Original Work
13 Sep 2022
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Queen Elizabeth gets jumped in hell (real i was satan)
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The queen of england gets jumped by Diana in hell (real i was satan)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 436
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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- 153
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My God, My God, What Have Ye Done by MarcelToing
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), ratatoing, Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Chuck E. Cheese's Animatronic Shows, Christian Bible (Old Testament), Gravity Falls, The Simpsons, The Stand - Stephen King, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, Star Wars - All Media Types, The Flintstones, Family Guy (Cartoon)
06 Sep 2021
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Nearly 2 decades after a tragic and devastating alien attack, the world has come under the leadership of the global president, the beloved Mickey Mouse, people are more free to do as they please, and the economy is on the rise. However, an old, prophecized cosmic war is now in play, and destiny will call 32 strangers, friends, enemies, heroes, and villains to unite or fight against one another to maintain the cosmic balance...or see to the end of life itself.
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United by Harambe: A Voldemort x Umbridge Story by satiriouscat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, うまのプリンスさま | My Horse Prince (Visual Novel), Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Fifty Shades of Grey - E. L. James, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, My Immortal - Tara Gilesbie
19 May 2021
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**Satire**
Delores Jane Umbridge was used to being the social outcast: the pink-obsessed girl who spent hours talking to her cat instead of bonding with her fellow students; but it still hurt to be ostracised. Seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and Delores still hadn't found a place where she truly belonged.
Tom Marvalo Riddle was the most popular, smart, and attractive boy at Hogwarts. The Pureblood Slytherin prefect was tall, dark, and achingly handsome. He was everything that Delores was not, and yet she yearned for his affection with a ferocity which scared her.
When Hogwarts is attacked and Tom is kidnapped, Delores must rally the forces of good to face off against a Sorcerer with No Name, a remnant of a destined fate, who wields a dark and terrible magic. Tom's life - and the fate of the world - is at stake, and Delores finds herself at the centre of it all. All she needs is her loyal cat, a little magic, and her unwavering faith in Harambe.
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Thicc Pride by Omegathyst, thiccpridesupporter, ThiccTangyToing
Fandoms: ratatoing, Garfield - All Media Types
16 Apr 2021
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There's Marcell Toing, owner of Ratatoing, but a nobody on MouseTube. Then, there's the Thicc Three Mice, the most popular MouseTube channel out there. When Carol gets the thiccness from Harambe, their lives come together in a way no mouse, cat, or gorilla could've ever expected.
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Luigi's Masturbatory Odyssey! by juicydhugger
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Super Smash Brothers, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, F-Zero (Video Games), Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Shrek (Movies), Rick and Morty, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Flintstones, Donkey Kong (Video Games), Dragon Ball, King of the Hill, Family Guy (Cartoon), American Dad!, The Bible (TV 2013)
15 Nov 2020
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Luigi likes to fap. He wants to fap so much, he will cover the etire Mushroom Kingdom with his spunky man juice. Whill he acheive his dream of jerking it in every locaton? Or will he be huimiliated? Find out!
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Chaotic Disposition by champagne_enema (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
05 Mar 2019
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When Lance's Nana dies and leaves him her house in the small town he grew up in, he expects to live a quiet life. Hopefully a life more quiet than the one he's been living.
What he's not expecting is to fall for two gorgeous police officers, both with detrimental secrets and turbulent pasts.
He wasn't expecting the dead body, either, but beggars can't be choosers.
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Yang Xiao Dong X Rupee Rose: A Biggy RWBY Crack-Fic by MinorSmile09
Fandoms: RWBY, Invader Zim, Phineas and Ferb, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), DCU (Comics), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Ren & Stimpy Show, Johnny Bravo (Cartoon)
24 Nov 2018
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I wrote this while high. First time I did weed ever, in this case I don't regret it. Enjoy!!
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kilometers per second by drux
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Fate/EXTRA
16 Nov 2018
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Sans fulfills his dreams and has a little fun in the tub.
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Meme Quest~ by FeliciaAmelloides
Fandoms: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Harambe - Fandom
30 Jun 2018
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He-Man must go on a quest to defeat the tyrant King of Meme Hell, but he can’t do it alone...
Who better to accompany him than his long time friend/lover??? Harambe?
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- Part 176 of A Oneshot a Day...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 455
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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Donarudo Turumpu & the H8 Scuwaddo RETURUNU!!!!!~ by FeliciaAmelloides
Fandoms: nonfandom
13 Jun 2018
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A sequel to Donarudo Turumpu Sav Nihon Desu!!!!!
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- Part 159 of A Oneshot a Day...
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Harambe show u da wey.
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- Part 63 of A Oneshot a Day...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 351
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 286
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Haich Versus P: The Finally by Semeny_Licket
Fandoms: Far Cry (Video Games), Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Mortal Kombat (Video Games), My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Duke Nukem (Video Game), Team Fortress 2, King of the Hill, Star Trek: Voyager, Keeping Up Appearances, The Boondocks, Эврика! | Cargo! The Quest for Gravity, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Mass Effect Trilogy, Five Nights at Freddy's, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
23 Aug 2017
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Delta Squad is gone, but the war goes on. A new team must arise to defend the Earth in its final battle against their alien oppressors.
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- Part 4 of Haich Versus P
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Mr All American by oneinasmallloanofamilliondollars
Fandoms: Donald Trump - Fandom, 5SOS, Political RPF - US 21st c., monald trifford
20 Feb 2017
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"The first line is incredible." - Ryan from the group chat
When Michael first arrived at LAX, he never thought he would meet the man of his dreams...
Join us on the toupee-raising adventure of follicles, fondling and friendship.Rated explicit.
Disclaimer: we do not own either of the people in this and the views expressed are not actually those of the Donald Trump and/or Michael Clifford (probably).
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We are teenage girls pls don't sue us.
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intergalactic random magnum kong adventure IN SPAAACE by LORD_firewing_of_awesomeness
Fandoms: Supernatural, SPN, The Filthy Frank Show (Web Series), Doctor Who, PewDiePie (YouTube RPF), Harambe - Fandom, Dicks Out for Harambe, GoT - Fandom, Game of Thrones (TV), Sherlock - Fandom, Game Grumps, Superwholock - Fandom
04 Feb 2017
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is there even a summary?
you can tell by the tags how this is gonna go down.
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The Onioning by TheBigChungus
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Shrek (Movies)
03 Jan 2017
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When Kars and the other pillarmen meet up at Dio's mansion for their weekly BDSM session, things do not go as they had planned when Kars finds a large pile of foul smelling onions in one of Dio's many rooms...
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i have to speak at church tomorrow on jesus and how family is important by BEEBEEBOI
Fandoms: Cambridge Latin Course, Steven Universe (Cartoon), 2016 presidential race, Arctic Monkeys, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss, Dicks Out for Harambe, DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), The Flash (TV 2014), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2016
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the vigilante gang must defeat dinkald Tringus when he takes over the grinch's lair in whoville and threatens to destroy the gang's turnip farm with his semen canon. caecilius and mayor dewey have a nice ya oi time together