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    This is not a bait-fic, I spent about three hours writing almost 5K about five real people who died instantaneously when their generously-described "submarine" - that they paid to get inside and had literally every reason not to get inside - imploded. I'm not going to judge you for finding that painfully ironic and darkly comedic, especially as a fellow victim of a failing capitalist system where we watched celebrities groan about being cooped inside their mansions while the rest of us were fed into the meat grinder to starve or work with the risk of contracting a lethal virus that killed millions and continues to threaten the disabled and elderly.

    But if you feel icky about reading about real dead people, this ain't your fic. Dead Dove. Don't Eat It.

    This is also not incest, not weirdly homoerotic, just a fever-dream-fusion of Evangelion references (which isn't tagged as a crossover because I don't understand the plot of NGE) that implodes towards the end, with a lot of yelling about the inherent violence of class division in our current post-capitalist hellscape in the middle.

    You can't go to hell if you're working class, because you're already there.

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    Dr. Jack Bright of the SCP Foundation travels back in time to save Harambe, but Harambe refuses to be saved, knowing his sacrifice ensured the survival of the timeline. Dr. Bright is deeply impacted by the experience, dedicating his life to animal welfare and conservation, and becoming a leading voice in the scientific community, inspired by the memory of Harambe and the importance of empathy, compassion, and selflessness.

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    All of these scenes have been entirely generated by OpenAI. I'm just helping it to get its work published.
    Morty, the point is that I did what I had to do to get us out of that zoo.

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    Queen Elizabeth gets jumped in hell (real i was satan)

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    The queen of england gets jumped by Diana in hell (real i was satan)

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    Nearly 2 decades after a tragic and devastating alien attack, the world has come under the leadership of the global president, the beloved Mickey Mouse, people are more free to do as they please, and the economy is on the rise. However, an old, prophecized cosmic war is now in play, and destiny will call 32 strangers, friends, enemies, heroes, and villains to unite or fight against one another to maintain the cosmic balance...or see to the end of life itself.

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    **Satire**

    Delores Jane Umbridge was used to being the social outcast: the pink-obsessed girl who spent hours talking to her cat instead of bonding with her fellow students; but it still hurt to be ostracised. Seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and Delores still hadn't found a place where she truly belonged.

    Tom Marvalo Riddle was the most popular, smart, and attractive boy at Hogwarts. The Pureblood Slytherin prefect was tall, dark, and achingly handsome. He was everything that Delores was not, and yet she yearned for his affection with a ferocity which scared her.

    When Hogwarts is attacked and Tom is kidnapped, Delores must rally the forces of good to face off against a Sorcerer with No Name, a remnant of a destined fate, who wields a dark and terrible magic. Tom's life - and the fate of the world - is at stake, and Delores finds herself at the centre of it all. All she needs is her loyal cat, a little magic, and her unwavering faith in Harambe.

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    There's Marcell Toing, owner of Ratatoing, but a nobody on MouseTube. Then, there's the Thicc Three Mice, the most popular MouseTube channel out there. When Carol gets the thiccness from Harambe, their lives come together in a way no mouse, cat, or gorilla could've ever expected.

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    Luigi likes to fap. He wants to fap so much, he will cover the etire Mushroom Kingdom with his spunky man juice. Whill he acheive his dream of jerking it in every locaton? Or will he be huimiliated? Find out!

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    When Lance's Nana dies and leaves him her house in the small town he grew up in, he expects to live a quiet life. Hopefully a life more quiet than the one he's been living.

    What he's not expecting is to fall for two gorgeous police officers, both with detrimental secrets and turbulent pasts.

    He wasn't expecting the dead body, either, but beggars can't be choosers.

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    I wrote this while high. First time I did weed ever, in this case I don't regret it. Enjoy!!

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    Sans fulfills his dreams and has a little fun in the tub.

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    He-Man must go on a quest to defeat the tyrant King of Meme Hell, but he can’t do it alone...

    Who better to accompany him than his long time friend/lover??? Harambe?

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    A sequel to Donarudo Turumpu Sav Nihon Desu!!!!!

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    Harambe show u da wey.

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    Delta Squad is gone, but the war goes on. A new team must arise to defend the Earth in its final battle against their alien oppressors.

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    "The first line is incredible." - Ryan from the group chat

    When Michael first arrived at LAX, he never thought he would meet the man of his dreams...
    Join us on the toupee-raising adventure of follicles, fondling and friendship.

     

    Rated explicit.

    Disclaimer: we do not own either of the people in this and the views expressed are not actually those of the Donald Trump and/or Michael Clifford (probably).

     

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    We are teenage girls pls don't sue us.

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    is there even a summary?

    you can tell by the tags how this is gonna go down.

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    When Kars and the other pillarmen meet up at Dio's mansion for their weekly BDSM session, things do not go as they had planned when Kars finds a large pile of foul smelling onions in one of Dio's many rooms...

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    the vigilante gang must defeat dinkald Tringus when he takes over the grinch's lair in whoville and threatens to destroy the gang's turnip farm with his semen canon. caecilius and mayor dewey have a nice ya oi time together

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