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    **Satire**

    Delores Jane Umbridge was used to being the social outcast: the girl who still loved the colour pink and spent hours talking to her cat instead of bonding with her fellow students; but it still hurt to be ostracised. Seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and Delores still hadn't found a place where she truly belonged.

    Tom Marvalo Riddle was the most popular, smart, and attractive boy at Hogwarts. The Pureblood Slytherin prefect was tall, dark, and achingly handsome. He was everything that Delores was not, and yet she yearned for his affection with a ferocity which scared her.

    When Hogwarts is attacked and Tom is kidnapped, Delores must rally the forces of good to face off against a Sorcerer with No Name, a remnant of a destined fate, who wields a dark and terrible magic. Tom's life - and the fate of the world - is at stake, and Delores finds herself at the centre of it all. All she needs is her loyal cat, a little magic, and her unwavering faith in Harambe.

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    When Lance's Nana dies and leaves him her house in the small town he grew up in, he expects to live a quiet life. Hopefully a life more quiet than the one he's been living.

    What he's not expecting is to fall for two gorgeous police officers, both with detrimental secrets and turbulent pasts.

    He wasn't expecting the dead body, either, but beggars can't be choosers.

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    I wrote this while high. First time I did weed ever, in this case I don't regret it. Enjoy!!

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    Sans fulfills his dreams and has a little fun in the tub.

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    He-Man must go on a quest to defeat the tyrant King of Meme Hell, but he can’t do it alone...

    Who better to accompany him than his long time friend/lover??? Harambe?

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    1/1
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    A sequel to Donarudo Turumpu Sav Nihon Desu!!!!!

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    1/1
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    4
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    Harambe show u da wey.

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    1/1
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    "The first line is incredible." - Ryan from the group chat

    When Michael first arrived at LAX, he never thought he would meet the man of his dreams...
    Join us on the toupee-raising adventure of follicles, fondling and friendship.

     

    Rated explicit.

    Disclaimer: we do not own either of the people in this and the views expressed are not actually those of the Donald Trump and/or Michael Clifford (probably).

     

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    We are teenage girls pls don't sue us.

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    is there even a summary?

    you can tell by the tags how this is gonna go down.

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    When Kars and the other pillarmen meet up at Dio's mansion for their weekly BDSM session, things do not go as they had planned when Kars finds a large pile of foul smelling onions in one of Dio's many rooms...

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    the vigilante gang must defeat dinkald Tringus when he takes over the grinch's lair in whoville and threatens to destroy the gang's turnip farm with his semen canon. caecilius and mayor dewey have a nice ya oi time together

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    4/?
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    19
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    37
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    What would have happened if Harambe had run away?

    A short, tragic story about our heroic gorilla.

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    1/1
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    2
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    hannibal lector comes home from a night at the office, to find a naughty serial killer in his kitchen...what will he do with DEXTER>????

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    A story of love and perseverance.

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    1/1
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    2
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    A bunch of us got together and wrote this. It is completely insane and anything goes. We apologise if we offend anyone.

    HARRY'S QUEST TO BECOME THE BIGGEST SLUT IN HOGWARTS

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    1/1
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    The Revelmode gang gets a little handsy with each other in the elevator.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    Harambe has the hots for Ted Cruz, whom is an alpha. There are x-men characters here too.

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    Comments:
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    With the sun high in the sky and no clouds in sight WE THE BEST decide to have a day out at the local zoo.

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    Sam and Dean investigate Donald Trump, while Castiel falls into a depression over his failure to save Harambe

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    English
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    1,677
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    36
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    423

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