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    Hanzo Shimada was a proud man. Presenting as an omega had been difficult, surely. Being seen as a nurturer rather than aggressive alpha, but he had made it work for him. After all, omegas were given their choice of alphas. They were choosy and growing up in the anticipation of being alpha made him all the more discerning.

    Enter Jesse McCree. Well meaning and taught how to treat an omega right, he is bound and determined to make up for the blunderous first impressions he has left, to show Hanzo that alphas aren't all knot and no brain.

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    10/?
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    Genji thinks it’s wrong for him to be in love with his best friend.

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    For a brief second, Hanzo just snickers, amused at the cowboy's distress. He pushes his face into the other's hands and gives him his best attempt at a pout. "I just…" He says, sparing a glance at Jesse's expectant eyes. "I just wish I could make you feel as good as you do me." 

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    Running away after killing Genji, Hanzo stumbled onto a platform and was transported away. Ten years later, he returns back, changed and looking for redemption.
    Possible pairings(both hetero and homo) in the future.
    Crystal Gems won't be mention too in dept, but they are still part of the story.

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    6/?
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    22
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    3
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    This is loosely based off of the song "Beautiful Trauma" by P!nk, since I think this song is so perfect for Jesse and Hanzo's relationship.

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    12/12
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    After Genji and McCree both agree to a friendly competition of "who can win Zenyatta's affections?". Both think that they have this in the bag- really how hard can it be? The other guy's a total goober. It's a bit hard when Zenyatta has a notorious oblivious streak.

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    2/?
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    33
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    2
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    Overwatch is granted a complimentary day at an American theme park. Genji and Jesse now have a third person to raise hell with. Reyes would be rolling in his grave at their actions.

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    1/1
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    51
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    Genji made a bet, if Hanzo asked McCree out he'd ask out a certain miracle working doctor. Now he has to keep his end of the bargain.

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    Throwing shade is a Shimada brother tradition that Genji is only too happy to reinstate. With disastrous results, but in all fairness, he brings it on himself.

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    36
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    Hana's fans are waiting, but she's stuck. Luckily, her brother-in-law is coming in clutch.

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    1/1
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    18
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    109
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    Shrugging, since he had nothing to lose, Jesse started to draw a circle on his coffee table.

     

    “I thought you got rid of all the summoning spells?” Genji asked with a raised eyebrow.

    “I did,” Hanzo grunted, the mark on his arm starting to glow.

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    AughtPunk's Summary:
    "Genji claims that Hanzo was quite the show-off in his youth and always up for a crazy dare. Jesse doesn't believe him, but that doesn't stop him from daring Hanzo to preform some trick shots. Even if he has to ask nicely."

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    Thirty-two. Seven. One. Three numbers Hanzo could not shake.

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    Hanzo and the series of casual discoveries that can completely crush the reputation of Jesse McCree being the ultimate BAMF.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    59
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    Jack notices that Jesse is in love with Hanzo, and tries to help.
    It goes as well as one might expect.

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    The lengths to which Hanzo will go to tease a certain cowboy knows no bounds.

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    12
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    After you injure yourself on a mission, Hanzo insists on helping you improve in hand-to-hand combat, which leads to one of his kinks being revealed.

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    Lúcio winds up sharing a small pillow fort with Genji and falling asleep. Its cute.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Talon turns Hanzo into a mouse, and chaos ensues.

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    Hanzo challenges Jesse to a different kind of wrestling. The result is better than they had imagined.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    71
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2179

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