14 Works in Hanzo Shimada is Bad at Feelings

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    ""...Cause you’re the only ten I see,” Baptiste finished lamely, and Lucio snorted, spraying soda. Baptiste preened at the success of the worst pick-up line in history. Hanzo just managed to swallow a groan."

    The development of Hanzo's relationship with the World's Dumbest Cowboy, as told through their interactions with other Overwatch couples.

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    Hanzo supposes he should be grateful that his bloodline makes him worth more alive than dead to the people who invaded his country. But all he ever feels anymore is an undercurrent of dread, relentlessly dragging him down.
    He jerks back in surprise as his minder's hand lands suddenly on his shoulder, barely suppressing the urge to snarl at the man, once so far below his station, now watching him like he was some kind of ill-behaved child. "Get up. The emperor will be here to see you soon," he jeers, punctuating the title with air quotes.
    Hanzo is beginning to wonder whether the emperor will ever arrive by the time the man finally slips through the door. He's almost sorry he doubted the man, as soon as he sees him. Almost. The infamous omega emperor looks... exhausted. He isn't certain what he had expected, not exactly, but whatever it was, it hadn't been... what he found.

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    Jesse McCree had sold his soul many years ago. He had given up his soul to a mysterious witch in order to grant immortality, and with his inability to ever die, he hunts down monsters of the world that have caused people harm.

    Next on his hit list is Hanzo Shimada, a demon who is rumoured to be as charming as he is deadly. So Jesse, being the brave gunslinger he is, tests out this theory.

    But all Hanzo wants is to see his brother again.

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    The combining of Overwatch and Blackwatch has people intermingling and getting used to each other. With the merge, Hanzo and Genji are reunited. Jesse wants the brothers to fix their bond and for Hanzo to finally open up to him about how he feels. The signals are there but but not the words. And Jesse is desperate to hear Hanzo say it.

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    Jesse had seen far too much violence in his life, and it never seemed to let up. Humans were bad enough to their own kind, but what they did to Mers out in depthless water where no one could hear them scream, where the blood and broken scales would be swept away by powerful currents to leave no trace of the maimed creature, was a whole other type of cruelty. Every inch of their bodies was priceless, and, if Jesse had learned anything in his thirty-seven years of life, greed knew no bounds where humans were concerned. He'd already hauled one Mer from shallow waves years ago, now, he guessed it was time to do it again.

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    Jesse finds Mer!Hanzo half-dead on the shore and can't help but fall head over heels for him.

    This is my VERY last minute entry for MerMay. I made it in the nick of time! I do hope you enjoy!

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    Jesse McCree was a grown man. And yet, he could still lost himself in love.

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    Thirty-two. Seven. One. Three numbers Hanzo could not shake.

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    Hanzo and the series of casual discoveries that can completely crush the reputation of Jesse McCree being the ultimate BAMF.

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    Hanzo comes closer and takes Peacekeeper from McCree gently, treating it with as much care as he would Stormbow. The dragons, quiet until this point, begin to purr with lazy interest. “Perhaps you can teach me to…” Hanzo’s brow furrows as he tries to remember the words McCree used to describe it to him once. “Fan the hammer?”

    McCree raises his eyebrows and lets out a low whistle. “First time you get your hands on her and you already want to learn the tricky stuff?"

    What was supposed to be a short oneshot about the origin of Hanzo's move Storm Arrow and why it's so dang similar to McCree's Fan The Hammer, that then turned into porn and feelings.

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    Hanzo did not feel like he was ready to move in with Jesse. Really he didn't why that was a big deal, all that was going to happen if he did move in was that he would be moving his shirts and one Naruto poster into a slightly larger room down the hall. Why did it matter that he wanted things to stay how they were? Thank god he decides he has to beat Jesse at Twister, otherwise they never would have talked this out.

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    After ten years of loneliness, you would think it’d take only a moment to have a breakdown. In fact, it takes several moments and a cowboy.

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    With Hanzo nowhere to be seen, and you no longer your usually exuberant self, Genji set out to right things. Again.

    He wondered how he let himself get caught up in this.

    (Sequel to Hopeless)

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    “Either come in or leave, but quit making that racket outside my door with your ridiculous spurs.” Jesse paused in front of the door, lips quirked to the side thoughtfully before he spoke back.
    “That an invitation, partner?”
    The door cracked open and Hanzo stood in the doorway, cool with his expression but not so frigid with his posture. He held the door back and stood just far enough aside that Jesse could come in if he was willing to bump shoulders.
    “What do you think?”
    He was more than willing.

    Alternate Title: "In Which McCree is as Hopeless as he is Desperate and Hanzo Doesn't Say 'I Love You' or Kiss on the Mouth Unless Drunk"

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    McCree’s never fancied a fella who didn’t make him worry some.

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