19 Works in Hanzo Shimada Being An Asshole

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    Soon, she pulls away from the embrace and holds Hanzo at an arm’s length. For a moment, Hanzo can hardly tell if she is smiling or frowning. “Please, promise me this, Hanzo. Promise me that you will always do your best to be the fairest in the land.” The boy hesitates a moment, not really understanding why his mother looks so conflicted, but if it will bring a smile back to her face…
    “Okay, Mother! I promise to be the fairest in the land! Oh, but if I’m the fairest, then you can’t be! Can I be second fairest?” The woman shakes her head.
    “No, I won’t always be here, Hanzo. When I’m gone, I want you to become the fairest. Do you understand? Don’t let anyone take that away from you.”
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    Hanzo fondly remembers the many days of his childhood spent with his mother. She would brush his hair and teach him the importance of beauty. Hanzo loved each lesson and takes them all to heart, so when his mother dies, he strives to be the most beautiful in all the land just as she was, no matter the costs.

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    Jesse figured he'd have more time. He'd be able to think, plan out an escape.

    He was wrong.

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    Overwatch can be forgiven for keeping Hanzo at arm's length despite the endorsement of his intended murder victim. Six months of provisional membership, spent in the field, is a reasonable compromise.

    But not everyone is on board with giving Hanzo a chance.

    McCree, least of all.

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    Hanzo Shimada is an assassin, a murderer, and decidedly not a hero, let alone a superhero — and yet.

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    "Because there is nothing more beautiful than the way the ocean refuses to stop kissing the shoreline, no matter how many times it's sent away." -Sarah Kay

    After finding that his brother is alive, Genji offers Hanzo a second chance by inviting him to live with him in his home. Hanzo agrees and moves in with Genji in a small beachside town in America, where the brothers begin to reconcile with one another. Hanzo deals with anguish, guilt and love. It was the best decision of his life.

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    Jesse's one goal during the annual back to school celebrations is to dethrone fake PTA Queen Bee Susan.

    This year, with the help of a handsome stranger, he just might.

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    When a mission goes wrong, Jesse McCree finds himself on the run from Talon soldiers in the middle of a vast forest. Saved by an unknown archer and two wolves, Jesse has to enlist this recluse's help to make it back to his team.

    Written for the McHanzo Reverse Bang 2018.

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    ”Do you? Do you know what it's like to feel your brother’s blood staining your blade and hands and face? To know what it is to have been the destroyer of everything in your entire world?”

    (Note tags please.)

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    Jesse McCree and Hanzo Shimada get along like an alcohol-fueled disaster house on fire.

     

    That is, once they stop hating each other.

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    An incomplete series of drabbles that I one day hope to make into a cohesive story. Mature themes will appear gradually.

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    After a werewolf attack that left him on the precipice of death, McCree is horrified to realise that he has now become one of them. He fears the thing that lurks within his own skin, a terrifying beast he has never been able to control. Now he finds himself, years after the attack, chasing whispers and rumours in the hopes of tracking down and killing the white wolf that destroyed his life by turning him.

    McCree has no idea that finding the white wolf is just the beginning. The more he learns the truth about his past, the more he learns about himself. Yet all the while a greater threat, one that will determine the fate of the entire world, stirs just out of sight...

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    Genji is the most alluring treasure in Hanzo’s possession, flushing prettily as he is displayed for the Shimada Clan’s hopefully soon-to-be business associates.

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    You had been there when Overwatch welcomed the archer in. A man who looked to have high expectations, and even more of expensive taste.
    High maintenance.
    He wasn’t exactly your type, if you were getting anything from the air around him.

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    "Well now, aren't you the handsomest man who ever did try to kill me?"

     

     

    The words of a soulmate were always determinate. They dictated a large part of each person's life. Hanzo had always been unfortunate enough to know that his soulmate will die by his hand. He is a Shimada assassin and they do not try.

    If he's wrong, though, what is he supposed to say back?

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    AU where Hanzo never leaves the Shimada, and Genji never leaves Overwatch. Both of them work through their loyalties, personal development, and long histories of vengeful and violent decisions. McCree is also around to help his smol fussy badasses sort through their vast, endless piles of complex shit.

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    Jesse McCree a.k.a. James McMilan has everything for himself: beauty, success, a nice motorbike and many friends. He is one of the most popular models of the moment with his charming smile, tailored suit and perfect appearance. Everybody loves him!

    ...Except his co-worker, the handsome Hanzo Shimada who refuses to even look at him.

    You can imagine Jesse's surprise when one day, that same Hanzo Shimada approaches him at the bar of a club where he was enjoying his whiskey...

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    “All current forms of legal tender collected by the government have been eliminated. Paper and coin are no longer considered valid currency in any and all societies outside of personal. Any businesses caught using dollars, pesos, euros or anything related will be persecuted and four months will be taken off their clock. Time is what will replace these forms of payment.”

    “What happens if you run out of time?” He asked, clutching his bare forearm. It was a stupid question, he'd think in hindsight.

    “Jesse…” she whispered, the red numbers on her wrist counting down steadily. “You die.”

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    I can't love you anyway
    I can't love you anyhow
    I can't love you today
    I can't love you tomorrow.

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    “So, uh,” McCree started, breaking the silence, “mind tellin’ me what happened last night?”

    (the one where McCree wants to know what happened and Hanzo won't tell him)

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