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    Hogan has a mission: blow up a local synthetic fuels refinery with the help of a civilian doctor. It sounds easy, right? Get in, schlep the dynamite, plant it in the right spot, and boom. One refinery that's blown to hell. The mission should be a cakewalk - Hogan has done far more dangerous things in his time and he's pretty sure that this isn't going to be one of them, right?

    Wrong.

    Their first problem is named Kurt Meyer. The second problem is Kurt Meyer's mangled leg and the fact that he chose a commando raid to desert. The third problem is that the refinery is still standing and London isn't about to airdrop penicillin for a wounded kraut. Add in an increasingly grumpy scientist and more than a few jumpy Germans and one gets the biggest botch up the Allies have seen to date.

    Hopefully, Hogan can pull off a save. The future of the free world may well be riding on it.

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    After a mission gone horribly wrong - three men dead and himself captured and tortured by the Gestapo - Captain Jack Williams has had enough. And his oh so brilliant leader's brushing off of some very real stripes don't make things go so well, either.

    Saying Jack's pissed is an understatement. Saying that he has the best impulse control and planning when he's pissed is also an understatement. When a bit of petty revenge goes horribly wrong, Jack decides his next best plan is to stage a daring escape and hoof it to Switzerland or, failing that, blow his brains out with Hogan's prized Luger. Once again, things go horribly wrong and his impulsive decision lands him smack in the middle of the Franzheim River after falling off of a cliff.

    It's just not Jack's day. Or his week. Or really even his year.

    They say belly gunners have a death wish and Jack really isn't trying to prove them wrong.

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    Captain Johann Siphord is really in it this time.

    For one, he's a pilot, not a spy. For another, he had the acute misfortune of voicing his dislike of a certain Gestapo Major in earshot. That's how he found himself hogtied in the back of a ratty truck, bouncing all the way to the toughest POW camp in Germany. The life expectancy of a German prisoner in the midst of Allied POWs is never very good at the best of times, but when Siphord is placed in the camp under the name of a dead man, his chances go from bad to worse. Hochstetter, of course, expects reports from his pilot turned spy and he's not above letting the Allies kill Siphord for him.

    It's a damn good thing that Siphord speaks English. It's a better thing that he's bunking with the only American who might listen before he turns to murder.

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    Stalag 13 receives an unusual visitor.

    This arrival heralds the beginning of the Heroes' discovery that there truly are more things in heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in their philosophies.

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    Julius Deutsch has had one hell of a year.

    First of all, a grenade exploded in a secure command post and Deutsch decided that he was going to pull a John Wayne and save everyone and himself. It didn't work. He lost his job, nearly lost his life, and found himself hobbling in the unemployment line with people who don't exactly like him. He needs a job. So when he found a certain American POW sitting in a place he really wasn't supposed to be, he's more than willing to work a little deal. Under the table, of course. Deutsch isn't stupid and the man who tried to kill him is still out there.

    Being the commandant of a prison camp is quite the downgrade from leading the charge in a glorious war, but it's a paycheck and probably won't get Deutsch killed.

    He hopes.

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    Klink finds an injured woman on the road and takes her to Stalag 13, not realizing she is wanted by the Gestapo. Klink falls for her, but Newkirk has a special connection as well. With the Gestapo on their way, will Klink let jealousy or love win?

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    Based off of this song!

     

    War games are almost insulting to a man of Julius Deutsch' caliber. For one thing, he has better things to do. There are missions to be completed, trains to be blown up, and marks to be killed. He does not have the time to play nice with a bunch of Home Guard types and smile as the civilian tries (and fails for the third time) to throw a fucking grenade straight. Deutsch might be controlled, but he does have his limits and that is one of them.

    Going to Stalag 13 for dinner and a show seems to be a good idea. Watching a show where a colonel dances on stage and blows kisses to the audience is even better. What's best is meeting that man backstage and showing him just how much that little performance meant to a bored, lonely soldier.

    But crossing swords with the Gestapo? This might not have been Deutsch's best idea, but he rolls with the punches with the best of them.

    Those damn martinis in Florida better be worth it.

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    Captain Dietrich must survive the infamous Stalag 13 while posing as Sgt. Sam Troy.

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    Newkirk and Carter get into a car crash, it doesn't go well.

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    Monsters have captured the imagination of children, young and old, since time immemorial. Monsters under the bed, monsters in the closet, monsters lurking in the darkness to leap upon the unwary and drag them off to a gruesome fate. Colonel Buchmann's niece and nephew, visitors to Stalag 13, were no exception. Neither, for that matter, were the children of Haven Farms, several years later. And what better time for such a story than October, with Halloween rapidly approaching?

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    The end of the war was getting closer; the Allied troops made daily progress in marching into enemy territory. The prisoners at Luft-Stalag 13 on the outskirts of Hammelburg, which was near Dusseldorf, were all excited and antsy. Their senior POW officer Colonel Robert Hogan of the US Army Air Force also known as Papa Bear to the underground, was on a solo mission and it turned sour. He had been compromised, his identity was now known to the Gestapo and he decided to close up shop and to return to England. But his decision was frowned upon by his superiors and he was put under arrest and was to be court-martialed. Would he be able to get out of this sticky-wicket; would his men be able to help their CO or would he meet his untimely end, sentenced to death as a traitor and deserter?

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    A neighbour from Colonel Klink's hometown arrives to tell him his mother has died. He must cope with information with the help of Frau Linkmeyer.

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    Gertrude comes back to Stalag 13 after an extended period away.

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    In the first months of the operation, as he was still getting to know his team, Colonel Hogan sometimes underestimated his men. By showing a little faith in all of them, he helped them trust one another and form an exceptional unit. Newkirk's stutter started as an obstacle, but in time he showed Hogan-and himself- that it didn't have to be. With Hogan showing them the way, the men also learned to understand and trust one another.

    Note: Old chapters 19 and 20 have been removed. They may turn up somewhere else, but I finally realized they were driving this story in a direction that wasn't correct or consistent. This story is supposed to be about Newkirk and Hogan's growing mutual respect and understanding, not how Newkirk struggles with Olsen or any other character in my headcanon. I liked both of those chapters, but I just couldn't find a way out of THIS story as long as they were there, so I removed them and reworked parts of chapter 16 and chapter 18.

    This was previously posted only on Fanfiction.net.

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    Colonel Klink has had his share of troubles since becoming Camp Kommandant and he's had to suffer his share of indignities. But when a newcomer to Stalag 13 gives him a proposition he can't refuse, he will have to make some very hard choices.

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    Colonel Klink wants one of the prisoners to climb on top of a roof to fix a crooked flag during a terrible rainstorm. Colonel Hogan volunteers, so none of his men have to do it. What's the worst that can happen? Definitely not anybody falling off the roof.

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    Colonel Hogan just got the news that he is toying around with a real bomb outside the barracks. Now he has to make calculated decisions in a short amount of time or there will be catastrophic consequences. But how is Colonel Hogan once the job is done?

     

    Or, an alternate take on the episode A Klink, A Bomb, and a Short Fuse.

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    President Roosevelt and Soviet Premier Joseph Stalin's daughter Theodosia Carolina Stalin visits Stalag 13. Hochstetter and LeBeau have a blossoming relationship.

    Title from Panic At The Disco's Turn Off The Lights.

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    A series of Christmas vignettes inspired by the (out of order) lyrics of The Christmas Song.

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    As a teen of the 80's with an imagination, I doodled my own stories of 70's and 80's TV shows. As an adult of the 2000's, I have edited and improved them. Thanks to 'retro tv' channels and others who have also shared their fics of my favorite shows, I have found the gumption to post mine. Enjoy.
    Not crossovers.
    Each chapter a different show. Browse for your entertainment? Check back to see if I added any of your favorite shows?

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