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    Collection of my Christoph Waltz tumblr fics (headoverhiddles)! Centers around him and his characters, reader insert. Most are smut, some are fluff.

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    20/?
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    84
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    “You can do this baby,” Donny cooed as he held her face tenderly, “now go fuck that Nazi prick up.”

    ~~~

    The moment he saw her, he knew he had to have her. The moment she saw him, she knew it too.

    In 1940's France, S.S. Colonel Hans Landa meets Annabel Vogel, a beautiful and seductive young woman in a Paris cafe. She is his white dove, a symbol of love, of peace, and of messengers.
    Their mutual attraction leads them into a passionate love affair that ends with an untimely death. After all, who can you really trust?

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    4,768
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    28
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    405
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    The deal scene and forward, but featuring a blossoming intrigue.

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    3/?
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    34
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    497
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    Something based on the last scene.
    (This wasn't supposed to be this long, look at that wordcount, what happened here?)

    [Slight edit 3/5/19, added more dialogue]

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    22
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    260
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    Two women, ten men and one hundred Nazi scalps.

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    29
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    15
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    4
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    264
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    The Basterds work as teachers in a high school. The staff is composed of Nazis. There will be heart! There will be tears! Life and death! Drama! Suspense! This is actually really awful but it needed to be shared.

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    English
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    9/?
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    13
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    1
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    You decide to surprise Hans when he comes home. NSFW

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    2
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    461
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    Landa’s onto the secret that you, your fiance, and your father work undercover for the Allies– and if he finds out, he could blackmail you into anything.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    44
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    6
    Hits:
    1103
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    Following their liberation from Nazi imprisonment and torture by the Basterds, Hugo and Reader are out for revenge, with more than a few secrets. As the Reader agonises and struggles to tell Hugo about the loss of their child, numerous questions arise about the nature of their relationship.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    23
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    2
    Hits:
    267
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    It is 1947 in rural Tennessee. The war is over, and life is slowly returning to normal. But not for Aldo Raine.

    Aldo struggles with survivor’s guilt, a taste for whiskey that started back in the 20s during his days of running moonshine, and scars from a lifetime of hell.

    When a woman from his past returns to Maynardville, he gets a shot at a second chance at life. The only problem? She is running from something, and he doesn’t know what.

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    3/?
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    11
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    192
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    apologies and reparations for necessary measures taken.

    (and a bit of mutual affection.)

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    18,547
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    69
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
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    You and Christoph are interviewing with Fallon, and you play a Valentines themed “Emotional Interview” game. You get some funny ones, but the last one is a little too true to how you feel about your costar.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    She lies. She manipulates and schemes. He extracts. He mansplains and controls. They could be the worst match or the absolute best.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    To help the Basterds steal a German map, you’re given the seemingly impossible task to distract the infamous Hans Landa.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2931
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    Told through a series of interviews and flashbacks, the story slowly comes together of love and affairs, espionage, political marriages, and revenge. The one question that begs answered, now that the whole ruddy war is kaput: Who is Domino?

    Or, Once Upon A Time In Nazi-Occupied France...

    Language:
    English
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    5,750
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    7/?
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    33
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    17
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    buckle up fuckos we're going in for a wild ride, time to meet the inglourious basterds, the best interracial couple of 2k09, and THE JEW HUNTER

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    1
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1340
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    Then as it was, then again it will be. While deep undercover in France, Reader accidentally a Dieter Hellstrom. Reader is compelled by her superiors to pursue a relationship and eventual marriage with this man, all the while still completely lost in love with someone from a long time ago.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,261
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1002
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    “So, the Basterds, that’s a pretty interesting name.”

    “What are you guys called, the Howlers?”

    “Howling Commandos.”

    “Right.”

    ---

    Operation Kino, a Basterds and Commandos joint effort.

    [minor edits 9/2/18]

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    Chapters:
    13/13
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    400
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    Police AU; Stiglitz gets paired up with Dieter for a (doughnut buying) job and they fall in love in like two seconds...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,463
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    594

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