1 - 20 of 3672 Works in Handsome Jack (Borderlands)

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Dead Dove: Do Not Read
    the fic where Handsome Jack stuffs Rhys like a turkey, cooks him and serves him to his guests.
    read at your own risk if your morbid curiosity is greater than your sense of preservation. :3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,082
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Hits:
    39
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Rhys buys a new toy for his and Jack's games, but Jack never used that kind of whip and wants to make sure it's not too dangerous. The situation gets a little out of hand, but everything turns out fine.

    Series
    Language:
    af Soomaali
    Words:
    3,163
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    77
  3. Tags
    Summary

    One-shots based on my rescue Angel AU fic, Past The End! These won't make much sense if you haven't read that. Some of these cover events that were mentioned but not detailed in the fic, some are alternate POVs on events, and some take place after the events of the fic!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,368
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    301
  4. Tags
    Summary

    With Jack in his head again and Angel in his bed, Rhys isn't really allowed to disobey without punishment. Reupload.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,876
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    91
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Stella had tried to forget the past but on the one-year anniversary of her ex-husband's death, truth finally comes out about how she met Jack, how it all went wrong, and how she came back from the dead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,055
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    316
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Teens of all kinds apply to Yūei in hopes of getting a chance at the best heroic education they can get. For one girl it was a chance to grasp something she had been denied, a good life. But misfortune follows uninvited. Will she be dragged back down or will she finally break free? Rated M for Baku-mouth and violence down the line. Comments and constructive reviews appreciated! :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    133,546
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    692
  7. Tags
    Summary

    *A Tales From The Borderlands retelling with Timothy being part of the whole mess*

    When Rhys finds himself stranded, desperate, and separated from his friends, his only salvation comes in the form of a dubious deal with a masked bounty hunter named Tim. Tim offers to reunite Rhys with his friends in exchange for payment, but something about the shady man doesn't sit right with Rhys- or Jack.

    Jack swears something about their new companion is familiar. Rhys knows it's risky to pry into the past of such a dangerous man, but when he begins to suspect Tim has connections to Hyperion, he can't stop his curiosity. But when Tim gets dragged into Rhys' mess, the two are both in for some big surprises.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,887
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    663
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Jack Lawrence is a retired serial killer trying to live a normal life for his daughter Angel's sake. But after two years of trying to suppress his murderous intentions, he's starting to feel that old familiar need. Things only spiral downward further when he encounters Rhys, a data miner working for a small-time corporation, and saves him from a bloody fate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,234
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    833
  9. Tags
    Summary

    “So here’s what I’ve figured out so far: the message came from ‘THE FUTURE.’” Handsome Jack snorts. “Of course, that’s gotta be bullshit, right? Because why and how and no fucking chance. But after three weeks of coffee-fueled benders and only the occasional break to masturbate while eating a bagel in the shower, I can definitively tell ya… It ain’t not from the future, Kitten.”

    Or: Atlas!Rhys sends a mysterious message back in time... and Handsome Jack makes Hyperion!Rhys pay for it. (In more ways than one.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,413
    Chapters:
    13/26
    Comments:
    273
    Kudos:
    312
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    3917
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Imagines, Headcanons, Some different media and scenarios. Usually only x reader, but I'll do character x character on occasion.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    124,721
    Chapters:
    136/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    539
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    26173
  11. Moleman's Epic Rap Battles by

    Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Epic Rap Battles of History, Batman - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Total Drama, Frozen (2013), DC Animated Universe, The Sandman (Comics), Codename: Kids Next Door, Sly Cooper (Video Games), Fallout (Video Games), Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Watchmen (Comic), Daria (Cartoon), Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Game of Thrones (TV), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ben 10 Series, Invader Zim, Death Note, World of Warcraft, Warcraft III, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Animaniacs, Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comic), Rockman | Mega Man Classic, Inspector Gadget (Cartoon), Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers, Short Circuit (1986), My Life as a Teenage Robot, James Bond - All Media Types, Ratchet & Clank, Dragon Ball, Sesame Street (TV), Winnie-the-Pooh (Disney), Powerpuff Girls, Moral Orel, The Simpsons, Little Shop of Horrors, Destroy All Humans! (Video Game), Neon Genesis Evangelion, Tetsuwan Atom | Astro Boy, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Family Matters - Fandom, Beauty and the Beast (1991), Touhou Project, Godzilla - All Media Types, 2000 AD (Comics), Les Misérables (2012), Monkey Island, King's Quest V, Soul Calibur, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, Borderlands, Banjo-Kazooie Series, Mad Max Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Next Generation, Call of Duty, IT - Stephen King, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Supernatural, Darksiders (Video Games), Final Destination (Movies), Adventure Time, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Ed Edd n Eddy, World Wrestling Entertainment, Rango (2011), Portal (Video Game), System Shock 2, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, The Police (Band), 1984 - George Orwell, V for Vendetta - All Media Types, Brave New World - Aldous Huxley, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Fly (1986), The Incredibles (2004), Spy Kids (Movies), Machete (2010), The Secret of NIMH (1982), All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989), Anastasia (1997), Fritz the Cat, Wizards (1977), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, The Lorax (2012), Samurai Jack (Cartoon), Lawrence of Arabia (1962), X-Men - All Media Types, South Park, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound, Mother 3, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, Pink Floyd, Pink Floyd The Wall (1982), Chinese History RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - US 20th c., Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), The Mask (1994), Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon), Coraline - All Media Types, Gravity Falls, Final Fantasy VI, Teen Titans (Animated Series), Gargoyles (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Teen Titans Go!, Teen Titans (Comics), Taylor Swift (Musician), Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Xiaolin Showdown (Cartoon), Skateboarding RPF, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Legend (2015), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, 20th Century CE RPF, 21st Century CE RPF, Astronomy (Anthropomorphic), Sonic the Hedgehog: The Animated Series, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Dexter (TV), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Psycho (1960), Firestorm (Comics), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Yu-Gi-Oh! - All Media Types, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Dark Souls (Video Games), Destiny (Video Games), Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Duke Nukem (Video Game), Half-Life, Jak and Daxter, Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms  

    17 Jun 2021

    Tags
    Summary

    An ongoing amateur multimedia series lovingly ripped-off from Epic Rap Battles of History created, written, directed and edited by and occasionally starring myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    92,328
    Chapters:
    56/56
    Comments:
    113
    Kudos:
    281
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    24462
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Rhys Baker is an Omega companion. For a fair price, he spends time with strange Alphas, mostly fulfilling their sexual desires and rarely doing anything else. He is quite content with his life, knowing that if he waits just a few more years, it will all be different. He will find his Ideal Alpha and live happily ever after.

    The peace is broken when a certain handsome doctor waltzes into Rhys' life. The man that was supposed to be just doing his yearly check-up ends up plaguing Rhys' dreams, tempting him with a world that the Omega cannot have. Unless… he takes his fate in his own hands.

    A dangerous adventure ends up with a heartbreak, but things aren't always as they appear to be. Rhys' dream doesn't leave him, even as he turns his face away from it. Fate's plans are unpredictable, and nothing is clear anymore. Will Rhys give up, or will he fight for his happy ending until the end?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,912
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    844
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Jack had known Rhys had some issues- anyone who dated Assquez would- but he didn't know the full extent of them until recently.

    AKA

    Rhys is healing from a past abusive relationship and both of them are doing their best.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,283
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    272
  14. Tags
    Summary

    When Zane Flynt takes on his most important job to date, he expected it to be life changing. A chance to finish paying off his debt to the Guild and earn him his freedom!

    He wasn't expecting to be able to complete the impossible task set before him. He certainly wasn't expecting just how life changing the results of his adventure would be.

    And the adventure was just starting.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,548
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    77
  15. Tags
    Summary

    In which both Rhys and Jack get to experience the power of reciprocity.


    This was supposed to be a one-time thing.

    Well, no, it wasn't, Rhys corrects himself, even as Jack's fingers tighten on his chin, tilting his face towards Jack's mouth, even as he offers his parted lips to Jack for another kiss: hard but so unhurried it's not as much possessive as proprietary; the air of ownership in it not a demand, not a claim, but simple knowledge.

    It was supposed to be a zero times thing.

    But the next best thing is to stop at just the once, right?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,229
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    298
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Fresh from one of the top culinary schools in the country, Rhys lands an internship at The Diamond Pony, the heralded restaurant of both infamous and legendary chef 'Handsome' Jack Wolfbaine. But as his first day turns out less than stellar, Rhys isn't sure the cooking world is all it's cracked up to be, and starts to doubt his career choice or if he was ever built to handle it. Plus, turns out the Pony is now a washed up novelty from yesteryear with barely the ability to fill its dining room, its staff full of miscreants and over-inflated egos. When the reasons why become evident, Rhys bucks up and decides to stay on, making it his duty not only to pull the restaurant back into the spotlight, but to also impress the non-impressible Chef Jack.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    92,843
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    3225
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Hyperion CEO Jack and Atlas CEO Rhys hate each other, but what will happen when they accidentally start talking on a dating website?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    481
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    118
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Every workday, Rhys takes a tram to work. Always at the same time, with the same people, finding comfort in the boredom of spending every day in the exact same way. It pushes the demons of his past to the back of his mind.

    One day, a tiny little change sets him off, but luckily, a stranger is there to offer comfort. After two years of hiding, Rhys might have just found a reason to step outside of his comfort zone and meet a new friend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,060
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    71
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Jack is a famous lawyer in the city of Pandora. Rhys is just one of the many code monkeys working for Maliwan.
    It seems they have nothing to share, but as it turns out is very hard for them to stay away from with each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,437
    Chapters:
    2/16
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    130
  20. Tags
    Summary

    After opening the Vault of the Traveler, Rhys and Fiona disappeared inside it without a trace. Now Skies, Vaughn, Sasha, August, Loader Bot, and Gortys must track them down with the help of some new and old friends, while trying to avoid being killed by new and old enemies.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,611
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    761

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation