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    Whenever a new business moved in next door to Jack’s Music, they were never there for much more than a year. Jack could never be sure why. So, when a new business moves in after four months of a vacant lot, Jack immediately starts taking bets with himself on how long the new business owner would last.

    Basically, and AU where Rhys and Jack own shops next door to each other.

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    This came from an anon prompt on tumblr ages ago. Fun and indulgent mail-order omega fic haha All that good smut and fun trope nonsense.

     

    Mail order bride Rhys! Where omegas are routinely kidnapped and sold to the highest bidder and Jack decides he needs to get people off his back about "heirs to the kingdom." Rhys nearly stabs him to death after he opens that crate.

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    A collection of prompt fills from tumblr asks. (Typical unedited written on the bus shorts.)

    (Violentcollisionofstars.tumblr.com)

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    With that Handsome Jack disappeared much like when a light goes out when one flips a light switch. Holding his eye in his hand and possibly the last known existence of the crazy mastermind he let it set in and then tossed it away.

    10 years after Helios crashed a scavenger comes across the ECHO Eye possessing Jack after searching for loot in the debris.
    What events will unfold?

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    The wind picked up, tumble weeds fluttering across the barren land, seeming to be in a hurry.
    A lone figure stood on a steep hill, quietly watching the land before him. The man pulled up his scarf, pulling it taught against his neck. He didn’t want to loose the damn thing again. The silk was quite rare, and he had to pry it from some bandits neck after he brought the dead man to his knees. It was rude to steal people’s stuff after all.
    The man sighed, the sound was airy, and filtered. The sound carried off into the wind, but fell deaf on the ears of men below the cliff.
    The figure stretched his lethe form out before grasping the long, blackish rod of metal tighter. It pulsed purple in response to its owners change in mood, as the man moved the staff to his bare metal arm.
    The man’s heterochromia eyes flickered down to the men before walking forwards.
    “ Here we go..”

    In which Rhys, or ‘RHY-2’ is a highly advanced android that had been burried under the ground for years. Without knowing his duty or where he came from, he stumbles across Pandora.
    In search of answers, and a purpose.
    But instead he finds Jack.

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    Characters from borderlands react to your flirting

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    Timothy made a lot of bad decisions. So here he was alone on Elpis, with no way out and no official papers because, to put the cherry on top, he didn’t officially exist anymore. God, he sure helped that not everyone on Elpis was as mad as they made Pandorans up to be.
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    Playing around with the strangely doggy technology in the Borderlands universe, while also being inspired by my solo Doppelganger play through. Let's be honest, though; this is just my excuse to indulge in some fluffy Timothy moments and wondering why there aren't more AI's around.

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    Rhys buys some new boots. Jack, naturally, decides to show him up, and digs up an old pair of his own.

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    Brothers Rhys and Vaughn never dreamed that there was any truth to the old lullabies about wandering spirits and demons their mother sang to them before she died. But that was before the two were forced to live on the run and sleep in crypts to avoid those who would do them harm. That was also before they met Handsome Jack...

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    Rhys is dating Aalia. Jack wants to date Rhys and Aalia. Aalia wants to date Rhys and Jack. Also Rhys wants to date Jack. Honestly, not that complicated.

    Helios and Pandora are arguably, the two scariest places in the galaxy. They are also Jack's two favorite places.
    So, naturally, this story is gonna take place on Helios and Pandora. I'm sure everything will go fine. (Spoiler alert: They won't.)

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    Sometimes, Rhys takes sleeping pills and then he and Jack play a very special game.

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    Upon Angel's eighteenth birthday, she must find someone to take her hand in marriage to continue the royal family of Hyperion. During the proposal ceremony, a certain young and gorgeous Atlas prince catches King Jack's eye, and the older man becomes completely wrapped around his finger. Not your typical children's fairy tale, this is the whole crazy, taboo story of Jack and Rhys, full of adventure, love, and betrayal. And magic. And fairies. And dragons.

    ((WIP, totally unbetaed, adding tags as I go.))

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    This was suppose to be a hurt/comfort power outage story but it got out of control very quickly and turned into Rhys having a panic attack/ flashback to his abusive childhood.

    Do not read if these trigger you: Abusive parents, violence, mentions of sex with animals and dead bodies, PTSD flashbacks, or anxiety/ panic attacks. (Honestly it's not that bad but I don't want to be the reason someone has a terrible day because I didn't warn them of this.)

    <3

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    Handsome Jack's AI isn't actually Jack. Rhys knows that now. But, he kinda already plugged him into Helios and gave him access to everything. So, to survive, he insists that he is going to be more useful to Jack as an assistant than as a meat suit.

    Enter Timothy Lawrence, Jack's body double who thought that his job was finally over since Jack kicked the bucket. Life was never that easy, apparently.

    Neither of them want to be subservient to Jack, but Jack has eyes and ears all over Helios, so they have no choice.

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    jack has once again, overworked himself, leaving his PA, the reader, to take care of him.

    ~
    originally posted on my quotev and tumblr

    Sydwoof
    Supersydwoof4321

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    Jack not having a body makes things difficult. Also Jack is difficult, Pandora is difficult, and Rhys is having a rough week.

    (Set during season 3 intro, a.k.a weirdest road trip ever)

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    Rhys and Jack deal with the trials and complex feelings that come with having children.

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    Done for a series of Mother's Day prompts along with NessieFromSpace and StarfruitHoney.

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    From the desk of Slag researcher Doctor Heather Samuels.
    Item description: It's a little burnt, but still seems to work...

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    "Now, Rhys - cupcake - what have you got to be sorry about? Share with the class."

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