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    Zagreus is on a losing spree and everyone won’t stop getting on his case about it.

     

    (Shitty puns made the best titles)

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    Zagreus spends his time dashing about the Underworld, showering his friends and loved ones with gifts and attention, without a thought for himself.

    Patroclus thinks it's high time that changes.

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    For all that the house obeys the Lord there are certain lines that, when overstepped, can make even those beneath Hades barrel right into rage.

    A small story about someone who is in Zagreus corner, even if he never gets a chance to meet her

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    38
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    You find yourself in Hades' house, tasked with the Sisyphean task of looking after Hades son

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    6/?
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    Tommy is whisked away from the hellish life at his orphanage and school to go join Camp Half-Blood with his two classmates: Ranboo and Tubbo. It's magical and relieving at first, but he soon realizes that the past he's never gotten to know in its entirety is not any shinier than the life he was living before he knew he was a demi-god. And now, with the help of Wilbur and other older campers, he must learn the ropes of demi-god life if he ever hopes to get a quest.

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    11/?
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    167
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    Zagreus looked down in dread at the letter he held in his hands. This couldn’t be happening, there was no way this could be true. This had to be a joke. There was no way he could be a little.

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    1/?
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    20
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    The thing about risking it all - the damnable thing about risking it all - is that it means you put everything on the line for a chance to make it all better.

    But it also means there's a chance to lose what little you had - and once you've risked it all, there's no going back.

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    12
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    “These chains are my sentence, Zagreus. They won’t break, no matter how many times you strike them,” Thanatos explains wearily.

    "Then I’ll find a way to pardon you," he says resolutely. “I brought Orpheus back from his punishment. I can do the same for you.”

    “Don’t you see that’s what your father wants, Zag? He wants you to be distracted, wasting your time looking for a way to help me rather than trying to escape-"

    “It’s not a waste of time if it means you’re safe-” Thanatos’ eyes flash gold in the dim light, determined and resolute.

    "Don’t let him win, Zag. I mean it.” The words shock him into stillness; somehow Thanatos’ gentle tone hurts him more than anything else.

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    AU. Thanatos is locked up in Tartarus for helping Zagreus escape the Underworld.

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    Hell hath no fury like a protective mother.

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    1/1
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    Thanatos looked back at the prince. Zagreus. He knew very little of what transpired, all he knew was that the Queen had left, Lord Hades had been gone for a long time before returning without speaking a single word of her, and so had mother, whom returned with the tiny, tiny prince in her arms and very few words to spare about him as well.

     

    He had no real measure of how big babies were supposed to be, but Thanatos felt like Zagreus was impossibly tiny. He hardly moved, mostly squirming in mother’s arms while releasing those small, pitiful coughs. The crown of laurels between his wispy hair did not burn as bright as his Lord father’s, looking instead like burnt leaves that would just turn into ashes soon, the last veins of burning cinders barely visible on the surface. And so did his feet, stained a soot grey, with weak flashes of fire streaking his skin every now and then.

    **

    Zagreus escapes his fate in a different way. He is not any less strong for it.

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    Hypnos convinces Zagreus to take a break with the assistance of his little rat children.

    (The rats won't make much sense without part 1)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    80
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
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    Few tales are told of the Shades of Elysium, the realm of heroes and loved ones of the gods. But there is one particular Shade left alone to their own devices, a man with hair white as Demeter's snow and skin tanned as if they were a resident of Lemnos. Though his features and accent were not placeable to any part of Greece nor its neighbours.

    He sat alone in the fields, cloaked in a red hood. All attempts to interact with the man failed, that is until our Stubborn Godling Prince came upon in during one of his attempts to break free of his Father's hold

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    “Why are you trying to help?” He asked, “We don’t even know each other’s names.”

     

    The stranger sat down on the grass beside him and held out a hand. Zagreus took it and they shook.

     

    “My name is Thanatos.”

     

    “I’m Zagreus, ...It’s nice to meet you?”

     

    “Hm.”

     

    ***

    After a fight with his father sends Zagreus on a quest to find his mother, he meets and falls in love with a beautiful stranger. Unfortunately for Zagreus, Thanatos is much more complicated than he appears.

    A thanzag AU where Zagreus (and most of the cast) is human but Thanatos isn't.

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    4/7
    Comments:
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    48
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    Zagreus, sick of his father's abuse, packs some clothes and his computer into his backpack and makes his way to his best friend's apartment, hoping he can crash with Thanatos for a couple of weeks while he finds a new job and a place to live.

    Of course, he's forgotten Than just left for New York to visit his long-distance boyfriend, but his very hot neighbors are happy to put Zagreus up for a week until Thanatos comes home.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    47
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    149
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    22
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    The underworld will kill Persephone. That fact is only slightly complicated by her love for her son—who is of the the underworld. It is also significantly complicated by her affair with Nyx.

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    3/3
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    Zagreus wants to piss off his father, so he starts dating two much older men that he met in a tattoo shop, and brings them to his father's fancy dinner event.

    It seemed like a good idea at the time?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    187
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    21
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    958
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    Hades worries that his son's training isn't going as far as it should. Zagreus worries of what it'll be like to die for the first time. Achilles worries of what it'll feel like to kill with his spear after so long.
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    Achilles gives Zagreus his first experience with death. But tenderly.

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    "Achilles knows that death isn't particularly meaningful around these parts. It's nothing but a homecoming here. It's not surprising that it's expected as part of the prince's training. During their first meeting, Hades had explained to Achilles how Zagreus, unlike most gods, could die, but that he'd come right back to life, so there was no need to go easy on him. Even then, driven mad and half feral from grief, Achilles had been in no rush to find out the details of such a death. Even less now that he's grown fond of his prince. "

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    16
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    Persephone had enough, Zagreus had been been tired and frustrated without a rest for long enough; discipline is in order.

    In which Zagreus is grounded, and is caught by various members of the House of Hades trying to slip away from his punishment.

    Language:
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    1,571
    Chapters:
    4/8
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1585
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    It wasn't that Zagreus wanted it to hurt.

    It's just he's never known love to mean anything but pain.

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    1,317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    39
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    262
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    43
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    1596
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    It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. —WC Fields

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    243

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