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    Bella has always been a curious Hobbit but her longing for adventure never took her outside of Hobbiton but now the adventure is coming to her.

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    During a summer road trip, Bilbo and Thorin enjoy an unexpected detour.

    My submission for the Bagginshield Summer Adventure.

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    Lane and Belle are two friends who, while they love Peter Jackson's movie, find themselves with minimal to no TRUE knowledge of the world of Middle Earth aside from what their curiosity has opted them to search up. So when the two girls are pulled into the supposed fictional world, they are more than a little over their heads. With one convinced that they're dreaming and the other convinced they're dead and are being punished for their sins, how are they expected to survive in a world where the most futuristic thing is a horse and buggy?

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    His story was an odd sort of story, a story that needn’t be written down, but spoken by tongue and shared throughout the land. His story was one that he couldn’t express through song and dance, his story was something the world hadn’t yet heard, and though he often spoke stories of the dragons of old and how they were a blessed group he never told them his secret.

    Bilbo Baggins has a secret no one would expect, he isn't a Baggins at all. He is a Dragon, Arandur the Golden, the great Golden Drake of the Western sea. Last of the civilized dragons to roam Middle Earth.

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    “She is Númenórean Gandalf, how can I be expected to trust her?” Thorin snarled, hands thrown up in frustration. “And she has no swordsman skills at all because she’s been raised by Men? She will be a burden to the quest Gandalf, and I cannot allow it. I cannot forsake my people!”

    Thorin gets an additional healer in addition to Bilbo. At the beginning, he despises you, thinking of you as unworthy.

    Not any more.

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    Bilbo Baggins’ already miserable life becomes even worse when he is captured by the most feared pirate of the seas, Smaug the Terrible. When Smaug’s ship comes under a surprise attack, Bilbo doesn’t know if he is lucky or not when he is forcefully transferred to the Oakenshield, the ship of Smaug’s worst enemy, Thorin Durin. Mistaken as Smaug’s lover, Bilbo is allowed to live and is believed to be useful to the pirates when they search for their long lost treasure, the magical Arkenstone. Slowly Bilbo starts to understand his captors and wants to help them find their way back to the shore and home again. But along the way, ghosts from the past start to haunt their minds and perhaps Bilbo is worth more to these two pirate captains than he or anyone else could have ever believed.

    This fic is currently being beta read by the awesome snarkmaster94, Thank you so much for your hard work! 

    The first 17 chapters were beta read by the wonderful existentialnerdcrisis, thank you so much for helping me so far!

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    Aliante, an elvish princess from a distant kingdom of Middle Earth, is brought to Erebor to be a potential match for Prince Thorin. Over the two months Aliante is spending in the Mountain, she must work out her differences from the dwarves and her own feelings for the handsome prince to finally have an answer to the question: Will I marry Thorin?

    I'll be updating tags as needed. And it will be needed.

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    3/?
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    "There was a time you trusted me without even knowing my name," Thorin said, his eyebrows knotted. "I wish you would try to do so again." He used to be righteous in a world full of liars and cowards. Perhaps that was a child's view, Hemery thought. Was Thorin as calculating and cold as all other masters?

    Sequel to Dwarf Gold: The Cautiousness of Hanah Skinner. At twenty-one, Hemery returns to Erebor after five years in Minas Tirith. Has the mountain changed in her absence or has she?

    Post-quest. Violence and sexual scenes.

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    As Rangers of the North, it is Fheon and Elijah's duty to protect the Free People. So when they come across a band of thirteen dwarves, a hobbit, and a wizard camped at the borders of the Shire, they exercise the right of questioning them. Eventually, however, a certain dwarf will realize that the darkness in his past has found ways to entwine itself with another's in ways he had not come to expect.

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    Elven boots, long journeys, overcooked camp food - Bilbo Baggins, as Thorin had learned, could find a way to complain about anything and everything.

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    1/1
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    This is for silva-13, the prize from the WinterFRE2017.

    FiKi hurt/comfort, where Kili desperately tries to please Thorin, yet Thorin only sees Fili. But Fili will always be on his brother’s side.

    I hope you'll like this!

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    Thorin takes it upon himself to teach Bilbo how to defend himself.

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    1/1
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    Bilbo Baggins was not like other hobbits. Sure, he used to be, many years ago: as cheerful as any other hobbit, with a pudgy middle and a decent appreciation for gardening. But now, he lay behind closed doors, keeping his face hidden in shadow. Nobody knew quite what happened, only that he'd gone out one day with an easy smile and came back with a lowered head and the evidence of something unspeakable shown on his feet. He lived quietly, in the shadows, from then on.

    Until a pack of dwarves and a wizard tumbled through his doorway.

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    Thorin has a library book Bilbo needs and Bilbo has a revenge plan. It all goes horribly wrong.

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    Dwarrow women were rare- to the point that they could refuse kings their pleasure, where the men could not.

    During the quest in a company full of his cousins and nephews, Thorin Oakenshield decides to take pleasure in their burglar- a creature soft enough that Thorin can pretend the hips he grasp in the dark belong to a feminine creature.

    Bilbo Baggins doesn’t mind so much, being bed by a king of dwarves on the regular. She’s not as fond of bumming as he seems to be, but as long as no children come from it, it’s all just good fun innit? Still, it would have been nice if he’d asked first. Also, if they ever did it somewhere she could actually take her pants all the way off, that’d be nice.

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    Thorin was a grown man and he could manage things. However, you were quite shocked when Thorin finally came to the dining room. His nose, beard and even his neck were covered with blood which was dripping through his fingers onto his tunic.
    “Won’t anyone fucking help me?!” Thorin’s angry yell muffled by his hands made Oin ran to him with the first thing he grabbed – a tablecloth he was about to put on the table.

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    Thorin has a secret problem and reader forces him to tell.

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    When Bilbo's car breaks down he thinks he's doomed to public transit. It seems luck is on is side when his favorite student, Kili Durin tells him about his Uncle's auto shop.

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    Bella never really mentioned any allergies, after dinner one night she starts acting weird. PS: only two people know she's a female, herself and Gandalf.

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    1/1
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    After narrowly escaping from the Misty Mountains, Thorin Oakenshield and Company continue their quest to reclaim their homeland. They must pass through the deep south, avoid the perils of Mirkwood in Louisiana, and finally come to the Lonely Mountain in New Mexico. But what dangers and tricks is the dragon of the mountain preparing? What of the Orcs tracking them? And will Bramble Baggins be able to find the Arkenstone without becoming a victim of dragon fire? Modern Hobbit AU, Fem!Bilbo, and Bagginshield. Trigger Warning: Non-sexual violence against a woman and general sadism in chapters twenty-one and twenty-four.

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    25/25
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    163
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