12 Works in Grumpy Bilbo Baggins

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    Once there was a Hobbit who loved his family more than any jewel, coveted them more than any coin, mourned their loss like the greatest of wealth. He watched everything he worked for crumble, his friends and family die, then he went home with a broken heart and a fierce regret. When he died this brave, loyal, foolish Hobbit looked back at all the destruction and loss. he looked forwards into the face of Eternity... and demanded a chance to fix it. Infinity laughed, and for his audacity granted a boon to the beloved Hobbit. He was sent back, into a new body and life, with the memories to change everything.

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    6/?
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    When the hobbits of The Shire are attacked by the White Wolves, there is nothing but death. Most luckily, the wandering wizard Gandalf shows up, and pleads with the dwarven prince—who’d been passing through on his way to Erebor—to help Bilbo’s people. Three months later, a letter arrives explaining the situation. Half of the hobbits would live with the dwarves, in Erebor. The other half would live with the elves of Mirkwood.
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    Bilbo wants to be angry. Thranduil is essentially selling him—trading him like livestock—just for some long lost jewels. He wants to argue and fight—but he’s smart, just as Thranduil had acknowledged, and knows he does not have a choice. At least, not with the child he must care for now. Before, Bilbo might have been able to escape Mirkwood. Travel far, far away, and start from scratch. But he doesn’t have that option. Not anymore. So, instead of refusing, he asks, “What is his name?”

    Thraunduil regards him with the blank carelessness that only comes from hundreds of years alone.

    “Thorin Oakenshield.”

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    basically: an arranged marriage!au with some little hobbits thrown in, some angst, loads of friendship, some slow burn, and lots of mishaps.

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    7/?
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    175
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    Smaug is let loose on the residents of Laketown. Orcs and Elves are tracking down the Company. Thorin is falling more and more under the sway of the gold sickness. Will the quest to reclaim Erebor destroy all that is held dear to Bramble and the Company? Modern Hobbit AU, Fem!Bilbo, and Bagginshield.

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    36,752
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    2,433
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    Summary: It would be barbaric to make one person marry another, even if they are royalty. However, the suggestion of such was encouraged. Thorin Oakenshield and Bramble Baggins did not like such ideas. Modern Royalty AU. Fem!Bilbo. Bagginshield.

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    25,497
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    238
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    4,990
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    Hungry and cold is not the best condition a Hobbit can be in. Thorin knows better than to allow it.

    Not beta read.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
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    384
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2,953
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    Bilbo Baggins, the assistant director of an award-winning community choir, was perfectly content going about his business without scruffy, honey-voiced strangers barging their way into his practice and throwing a myriad of cogs in the metaphorical works.

    (Or, the one in which Thorin hates the fact that he loves Bilbo's voice, and Bilbo just hates Thorin. Or so he insists.)

    ((Rating/Characters/Tags subject to change in later chapters.))

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    3,462
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    63
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    810
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    Bilbo never mentioned that Hobbits hibernate during the winter, and that Hobbits tend to sleep like the dead. So when the Company find Bilbo next to Thorin's body, cold and with no detectable pulse, they assume that Bilbo is dead.

    Some weeks into Bilbo's hibernation, the Company Burglar wakes to get himself a snack, only to find himself in his own tomb. When Thorin discover that the tomb has one very live Hobbit inside...well, there isn't much resting in peace for one tomb.

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    2,252
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
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    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
    21,757
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    After narrowly escaping from the Misty Mountains, Thorin Oakenshield and Company continue their quest to reclaim their homeland. They must pass through the deep south, avoid the perils of Mirkwood in Louisiana, and finally come to the Lonely Mountain in New Mexico. But what dangers and tricks is the dragon of the mountain preparing? What of the Orcs tracking them? And will Bramble Baggins be able to find the Arkenstone without becoming a victim of dragon fire? Modern Hobbit AU, Fem!Bilbo, and Bagginshield. Trigger Warning: Non-sexual violence against a woman and general sadism in chapters twenty-one and twenty-four.

    Series
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    English
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    48,753
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    183
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    6,547
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    Professor Bramble Baggins is happy teaching folklore and linguistics at Hobbiton University and has no need of adventures, thank you. When Gandalf arrives on her doorstep with a pack of Dwarves and a deal she can’t refuse, she rushes into one of the strangest road trips across America from her little university town of Hobbiton in Indiana, to the Last Homely House of the Cumberland Gap, and to the Misty Mountains of the Carolinas. Modern AU, Fem!Bilbo, and Bagginshield.

    Series
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    English
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    40,742
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    293
    Bookmarks:
    75
    Hits:
    11,323
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    Bella Baggins sacrificed herself to save the Shire when the dragon Smaug attacked. He used her to repair Erebor with her Hobbit abilities to fix broken things. When Thorin and his Company come to reclaim Erebor, there is no dragon, only a cursed Hobbit with golden dragon scales embedded in her skin. Bagginshield. Fem!Bilbo. Dragon AU. TW: Smaug is sadistic. He is emotionally, mentally, and physically abusive. Some suicidal thoughts and actions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60,802
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    577
    Kudos:
    2,720
    Bookmarks:
    956
    Hits:
    58,897
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    Thorin Oakenshield is one of the schools favorite teachers. Outgoing, energetic and at times childish he gains the confidence of his students. In his personal life he's lived uncountable amount of ages along with his nephews Fili and Kili. Having to move from job to job after a few decades it get's pretty lonely. So when one relationship had ended Thorin jumps to the next one in order to stave off old memories and soul crushing loneliness. But what is it about Professor Baggins, the new History teacher, that's got him unable to seal the deal?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,663
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,122
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    Thorin Oakenshield finds out the hard way that sharing even the smallest details of a hobbit's relationship might get him upset.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,493
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    336
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    8,390

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