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    Todd has been an assassin for years. It was an easy job, especially when he had the universe whispering in his ear telling him which jobs to take and which to turn down. So when Mr. Priest offers him much more than his usual rate to kill a man named Dirk Gently, the universe is there telling Todd to accept the job. However, when Todd looks Dirk in the eyes, something seems off. He can’t pull the trigger.

    Priest then hires Todd to officially work for Blackwing, hoping that he can persuade him into seeing the dangers of leaving Project Icarus alive. But things backfire for Priest when Todd learns that Dirk is actually a very good person, and he might be falling in love with him.

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    Amanda had a list. It wasn't a very big list, written on the back of a receipt from some distant 7-11, that didn't make much sense. It was just a jumbled mess of disconnected words and a few innocuous scribbles that couldn't really be described as pictures - more like symbols. She was going to find everybody on that list, just to stick a middle-finger up at Blackwing.

    But whilst Dirk Gently was a hunter of very benign answers in very bizarre ways that somehow always wound up with everyone in very imminent yet unexpected danger, the Rowdy 3 were different. They were constantly throwing themselves intentionally into very imminent danger, and didn't particularly care whether they got any answers to any questions at all.

    It was with them that Amanda would soon learn there were so many different kinds of hunger beyond her own curiosity. A bunch of different needs mixed up with a load of wily wants. She had been sure she knew all of theirs, shoved into that van day and night, night and day; the feel of them, the taste of them, the sound of them, sometimes even the smell... She was wrong.

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    Amanda spies an opportunity to be clean and the universe spies an opportunity to be, well, That Guy and ruin a perfectly nice time

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    Trapped and alone once again at Blackwing, Bart’s still waiting for a sign from the universe about where she really belongs. Amanda's strange visions of a woman who needs her help prompt the Rowdy 3 to rescue her from the clutches of their oldest enemy.

    After losing Ken and Panto, Bart’s hesitant to trust any more friends the universe puts in her path. But maybe the punk life is exactly where she belongs. Maybe a holistic witch is just the answer she'd been looking for.

    (Or - how a murderous dirt muppet joined a weird supernatural punk family)

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    "What about him?" Dirk asked innocently, taking an avid interest in the remains of his banana milkshake.

    Farah rolled her eyes. "Don't make me say it."

    He carefully arranged a blob of cream into a cat shape with his straw.

    "Fine. Dirk, how's the enormous crush on your roommate going?"

     

    Dirk returns to the Ridgely after an impromptu jaunt across the Nordic wilderness, and finds life has moved on somewhat in his absence. With Farah camping in his bedroom, Bart and Ken living in (alleged) domestic bliss, and Todd freshened up and back on the dating scene, he finds himself with no one to commiserate with but his agoraphobic landlady Amanda; who, sadly, remains the one person he can never be truly honest with, on account of the whole 'lying to get the flat' thing.

    A superbly bad idea, in retrospect.

    Return to the domestic mayhem as the sadder but wiser six grapple their way through the maze of adult life; featuring quests for belonging, self-actualisation, and hobbies that don't involve shooting each other with paint.

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    The first spring free of Blaxkwing sneaks up upon Vogel, who has no idea what a Valentine is. It sounds pretty cool, though.

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    Four alternate timelines, diverging at Dirk's escape from Blackwing. 'Rescued' by the Rowdies, tagging along with Bart, recapture and the escape that stuck. MCD tag relates to the third possible timeline.

    Abandoned; fic hasn't been written in its entirety but incomplete parts are still outlined within the text.

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    What happens when the youngest Rowdy is... left alone?

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    After a night on the town in an attempt to hide his feelings for Dirk, Todd goes home with a man he met at a bar. But when he wakes up he finds himself tied to a chair and at the mercy of Dirk's childhood monster, Osmund Priest. The universe seems to have abandoned the agency and their friends, and as they suffer and uncover secrets never met for their eyes, they learn a very important lesson.

    Once lost, some things are gone forever, and Mr. Priest is determined to see to their destruction.

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    When one of the Rowdies can't sleep, none of them can. And mostly, the Rainbow Beast just wanted to watch the different sky.

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    Sometimes an innocent gift can turn out to be so much more...

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    There’s only two real money making opportunities now. Chemical engineering, and hard drugs. As Dirk did not consider himself intelligent enough to aid in the forced evolution of biochemical warfare, he had settled for turning the brains of the nation into pop rocks.

    Essentially, Dirk is a drug dealer, and a good one at that. Farah is his business partner. Dirk was hella more tortured than canonically accurate by the CIA, Farah's gf tina is a police officer but totally gives no fucks about the wayward politics of the law, she just want to help people, and Farah gives her drugs. Oh, btw dirk is a janitor at the weapons place so he can accidentally throw out important plans and such.

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    When wedding crashers show up at her brother’s wedding, Amanda makes some unlikely new friends.

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    “Screw it. Sometimes I just want someone to tell me a story.”

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    Amanda can't tell them apart for the first week.

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    1989.

    He is sixteen years old. His mother is dead. He is scared. Martin looks to his brother for support.

    He finds nothing.

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    –Y no había manera de abrir la puerta. Estuve a punto de recurrir al bazuca que compramos el año pasado en la Feria de la Flores de Sedona.
    Dirk prefirió pasar por alto el hecho de que aquel grupillo de bárbaros vestidos de punkies tuvieran en su poder armas antitanque de infantería. Tampoco iba a preguntar sobre la Feria de las Flores de Sedona en la que al parecer se vendían algo más que petunias.
    Dirk y el resto de la tropa se traen un nuevo caso entre manos que implica a Martin, Amanda y algo, llamémosle Destino, que es una romántica incurable y bastante friki. Nuestros protagonistas se dan de bruces con el mundillo de la comedia romántica más cursi del mundo.

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    When Sam and Dean hear about the death of millionaire Patrick Spring and how it happened, they're thinking demon deal. But when it turns into something bigger than they realize, the Winchesters, along with holistic detective Dirk Gently, and his assistant Todd Brotzman, work together to solve the murder. That is, if they can survive the perils that await them solving it.

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    When Jack and Kevin are separated after a portal to another dimension, Jack comes across a strange group of travelers that might just be able to help him.

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    Tina and Farah try to protect each other after being kidnapped by religious fanatics.

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