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Karkat thought this summer vacation with John would be a chance to get away from it all.
Dave thought that this new island would provide a safe home for his family.
Funny things happen when the two of them meet.
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Dave Strider thought it was best to get out of the city for a while and spread his wings so he went to live with his sister Rose at her newly bought farm it wasn't huge but it needed hands to take care of it and Dave was eager for a new task to keep himself occupied what he didn't know was that a hot and hunky farmer next door named John Egbert and his equally hot sister Jade. How was he going to navigate what his feeling and also how to grow plants Dave had a lot more to think about than how to grow plants. Will love also grow in the process? Check out and see!
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Jake Harley needs a few lab rats to test something out. So he looked at the young man he adopted to give him such responsibilities. This boy took the burden of Skaianet onto his own shoulders and pushed the woman out as far as he could. Also preparing to handle the eventual reckoning earth *will* go through. Leading up to the beta testing of Sburb. A game that will save the masses if played right. He *will* set his timeline up for success.
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- Part 1 of There He Lies Still
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Jacob Harley, great adventurer and humanist built a psychiatric facility on his island after the revelation that his daughter Jade was not suited for society. He wanted to make a sanctuary where those who needed it could rest and heal (if they wanted). After building it, he set Dr. Scratch, a big name in psychiatry as the head of the facility and left.
Because of its location, Harley's Home counts only a few kids, most of them are friends or family of the founder.
Will they find rest and peace? Is Harley's home still up to Jacob's values?Pls note that English isn't my first language before judging the quality of my work.
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Dave and Dirk have always looked out for each other. If the world was against them, they always knew someone had their back. Through thick and thin, and monsters and glowing eyes? After these two brothers get shoved aside while their guardian is off at a gig, they find out all too quickly what exactly goes bump in the night.
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Bro lives in the post-game world with the rest of the consorts and individuals of Universe C. But he is haunted by things that he never lived and someone he has never met. As his life gets more fractal, the pantheon that he does not believe in starts paying quality attention to him.
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agnus dei (transl: sacrificial lamb) - a person sacrificed for the greater good
In which the Crown Prince of Derse stumbles upon the best-kept secret of Prospit.
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If there is only one Lord English then how does Sburb playout in a world not doomed yet still different? find out in the adventures of David Lalonde, Rose Strider, Jade Egbert, and John Harley.
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Its Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long insulting conversation about how you're still single? Well, look no further!
I am a 26 year old felon with no high school degree and a bedsit full of robotic body parts. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on how much hair product I use. Im a freelance technician and work late nights at a bar fixing sound equipment for terrible musicians. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game.John finds the perfect prank to pull on his dad for Thanksgiving.
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- Part 1 of Homestuck Rebooted
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Corporate Parasite by glassThicket, indigoEnchantress, vampiricSartorial
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Apr 2022
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Eight individuals have been hand-selected for an avant-garde space travel initiative to gather a root purported to heal various ailments by a leading pharmaceutical syndicate. They must work together, overcome various cosmic affairs, and of course, keep their faith in Corporate no matter what.
A tale of horror, lesbians in space, trauma and the process of healing, corporate avarice, and parasites.
(Tags and characters will update as they are revealed.)Series
- Part 1 of Corporate Parasite
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Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos
Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia
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The Princess of Derse perishes in a shipwreck... or would have, if she ever existed in the first place. But Dirk knows he's never been any kind of princess, and regardless of what the future holds, he is determined to either live or die as himself.
Then, enter Captain English, the flamboyant and eccentric pirate captain in charge of the crew known as the Sirens, offering a life hitherto undreamt of. There's freedom, and joy, and the undeniable attraction to the man who made it all possible. There may even be love.
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“Hush now, little cow. It’s okay, you’re just growing up, you see? If you’re good and keep doing what I say, I can help you quell that little fire in your tummy,” Jake teased, placing a hand on Dirk’s stomach. The cow whined, but he accepted Jake’s promise, nodding his head softly. “Yes sir, I’ll do anything if you help me with this,” Dirk said, his voice soft and still tinged with lust.
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A bunch of ideas for homestuck fics. Stuff will range from being a wall of text I wrote at 1 am to chat logs of brain storm Ideas I had with friends.
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In the crocker-ran future, Jake English takes over as the host of his late grandfather's cabaret show. He thought he learned to make peace with the mundanity of his life. When the familiar face of his best friend who's been missing for 15 years shows up one night, Jake begins to question that thought.
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Four adults crash on an Island and the world will never be the same.
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Pokemon Atomyk and Pokemon Umbral by autochronos
Fandoms: Homestuck, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
31 Dec 2021
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You are about to do the most incomprehensibly stupid shit that you have ever done in your life. You’re near the window of your high-rise apartment, looking down. Fuck. Okay.
Oh- what is your NAME?
Why don’t you know your own name?
>INSUFFERABLE PRICK
That’s not child-safe! Try again!
>DAVE STRIDER.
Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You are a KICK-FLIPPING AWESOME SON OF A BITCH. You live in the everburning CLOCKWORK CAPITOL, which, as the name gives, is the Capitol of LOHAC, or the Land of Heat and Clockwork. Which, by the way, is filled with an INTENSE AMOUNT OF FIRE TYPE POKEMON. They fucking love the place, literally just because of the insane amount of heat that they don’t even produce themselves. Fucking losers.
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In Which Troll And Human Society Grow On The Same Planet After A Failed Invasion, Leading To A Slice Of Life Highschool Fanfiction About The Mesh Of Human And Troll Society, With Too Many Ships Involving Eridan To Be Accurate In The Least. by baphomets_balance
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Dec 2021
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"Your name is John Egbert, and you are going to flip your monumental shit if one more thing in your life changes."
After a failed invasion in 1592, The Empress cut her losses and left all trolls who had fought in the Earth Wards for dead, not realizing that it was about 95% of her population. Troll and human society slowly merged, but stayed separated, with different stores, towns, schools, everything. But after a new law passed encouraging the mesh of troll and human society, one small town just outside of Seattle would be the first of its kind to host a troll and human highschool in the evenings.