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    In light of his Grandmother's unfortunate passing, Jake English is feeling stressed, overwhelmed, and even more impulsive than usual. The perfect time to start a romance with a minor deity, right? A measly stretch of ocean does nothing to stop him from visiting the elegant, marble-white oracle Dirk on his lonely lavender island. And maybe plotting to steal him away, too.

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    English
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    54,285
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    98
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    168
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    39
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    You knew you were dying then. What a way to go out. Kraken of all things! And no one to live to tell the tale. Unless someone did, but that was seeming more unlikely as you stared at the most beautiful man in the world, floating in the unnatural light cut across the wreckage of the ship.
    Famed adventurer Jake English is set to spend three glorious months exploring an uncharted island in the middle of the Pacific. Everything seems so right, until he finds himself stranded in a cave far from home.

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    English
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    1/?
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    4
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    7
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    4
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    55
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    You know what the tabloids will look like tomorrow when you arrive at your movie premier with Jonathan Francis Crocker on your arm.

    or

    Famous movie director, David E. Strider, arrives at his own premier with famous comedian John Crocker by his side. People talk.

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    English
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    2,347
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    92
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    15,806
    Chapters:
    18/?
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    8
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    534
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    You always knew Jake English’s dick would be the death of you.

     

    Also known as the fic in which Dirk and Jake get it on in a Macys fitting room.

    Language:
    English
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    5,500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    333
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    Jake English moves into town with his sister and grandparents. New school, new Jake. How will it go? He has no idea and is fucking terrified. Struggling with his identity and now the stress of being in a public school.

    Language:
    English
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    2,089
    Chapters:
    2/20
    Comments:
    6
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    8
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    2
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    118
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    You were born into eternity as an Empress and you will end with Time as a slave. Two more alien wigglers and a second iteration of a human husband and the blink of time that was their lives don't matter at all except that you raised them. And that, despite everything, your Heir stayed with you until his end.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    75
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    The Homestuck kids and the 3 remaining trolls ended their story at act 7. In a mostly slice-of-life like story I am going to fix these fuckers lives and make them live good lives instead of fucking hell. They're school idols and they have no fucking clue what they are doing.

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    English
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    2,683
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
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    9
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    1
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    148
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    The end of the world is bad enough on its own. But when you've been barely treading water for as long as you can remember, when your whole ass life has seemed to take place through a pane of frosted glass, when you've just fucked up the only damn thing that ever seemed good or real in your entire existence, then... well. End of the world might just make a guy think it's time to take a plunge and let oblivion do its worst. Gotta be better than this, right?

    Unless the most unexpected person imaginable catches you before you hit the ground.

    Hi, I'm Dave and this is the story of how I found hope in the wilderness because a cosmic semisentience took pity on me or I guess had plans for me or something. Unclear at this point. anyway here's wonderwall.

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    English
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    87,197
    Chapters:
    26/60
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    4102
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    "do you think we deserve an ending like this?"
    "we don't know what we deserve, jake. nobody does."

    or

    they both die at the end but it's dirkjake and it hurts

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    4
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    This is the story of Eleven fucking idiots and their grouchy rebellion leader
    This is also the story of three freedom fighting celebrities and their super cool dude friend

    In other words, the Beforean Ancestors and the Alpha Guardians and how all their shit went down

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    2
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    “Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot— nothing is going to get better.
    It’s not.”
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    Dirk Strider, fourteen, is looking for adventure. Not for himself, but for his friends. All they want is an escape from their monotonous home lives, and lord knows Dirk’s friends deserve the world.
    So when the old lady mentions a local legend involving a mysterious Knight, Dirk decides to look into it— unaware of the decades old, globe-controlling secrets he’s about to unearth.

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    English
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    25,516
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
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    'My dear, sweet friends I truly am sorry that it must be I who has to send you to your deaths but what I ask of you must be done, and whether I am the instigator or not I truly feel that your fate would have inevitably been the same.

    You will be the beginning and end of Earths revolution.

    Whatever history is left behind at the end after our humanity’s defeat, I know that the two of you will be remembered as nothing less than Heroes.'

    Language:
    English
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    5,392
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    232
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    Dirk Strider finally managed to escape his family of blonde, people-eating assholes, determined to keep humans off the menu and out of his life in general, only to be caught by a fishing net during the night. Jake English has been avoiding the ocean for three years after narrowly escaping a siren, and he has no shame for his prejudice and fear. It seems they both have some things to learn about one another, the chance meeting fated to bring them closer than either had ever dared.

    Language:
    English
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    39,319
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1517
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    Horuss Zahhak wasnt ever a good hunter, honestly. He stood in his brother's shadow for the most part, and didnt really mind it. Equius was his best friend, his partner in crime, the person he looked up to most-- until he and their father leave Horuss to die in a hive raid gone wrong.

     

    SPOILERS. PLEASE READ THE WHOLE SERIES BEFORE THIS ONE.

     

    Some people asked for a Zahhak family spinoff, with the whole Zahhak dynamic of Horuss being a demon and Equius being a traditional hunter, so here it is, with a snippit of Leijon as well!

    THUGTD universe, part 6, the third side story to the ridiculously huge world I've built over the past 5 years.

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    English
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    3,012
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    45
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    Now that the war is over and all three dimension are finally at peace, Dirk decides it's finally time to tie the knot.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,146
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    120
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    After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.
    Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.
    When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.

    Sequel to The Hunter's Unconventional Guide to Demons

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    91,280
    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
    253
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    4017
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    Jake takes a small walk and lets himself think for a while.

    my piece done for the harlenglish zine on twt

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    English
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    1,627
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    38
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    Jake English was never a normal child, though he supposes that isnt a bad thing! He' sure there's something to be said for individuality, especially when it comes to leading the life of a demon hunter who doesn't actually hunt demons.

    Well, until Dirk Strider comes crashing into his life seemingly out of nowhere.

     

    A similar prequel to IoT, but about Jake this time!

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,925
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    84
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    Dirk Strider finds himself stuck 400 years in the past, the times when kings and queens ruled every corner of the earth. What's even worse, is that he looks like the older brother of the heir to the throne. The older brother that went missing so many years ago.
    Invariably, his presence starts a few wars.
    Dirk drags himself into a mess he doesn't know how to get out of.
    A little hope goes a long way, you know.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,891
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    75

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