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    Show of hands, who remembers what all happened the last time the Grand Highblood was bored?

    Probably something less embarrassing than this.

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    The Empress of the Alternian Empire has extended an invitation to Earth, and humanity is going to answer it. You, a former space captain and current freelance photographer, have somehow been persuaded to come along on a journey to Alternia with "Earth's finest". The rest of your crew is going to deal with the peace talks and negotiations by themselves; you are very tired of being in the spotlight, and the last time you were in charge ended in catastrophe. As the crew's photographer, your job is supposed to be documentation from the sidelines. That's it.

    The only problem is that dark and mysterious forces in the Furthest Ring are messing with your life. Trouble in the form of annoying trolls won't leave you alone. A fiery temper and an ingrained sense of curiosity isn't helping your case, either.

    [Rewrite of Foreign Dignitaries]

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    Grand Highblood and the Summoner get married. Their kids have sex. With each other.

     
    Tagged as underage for saftey. Kurloz and Rufioh are 19, Tav is 17, Gamzee is 16
    There's no "actual" incest, just the step-incest. stepcest? Also, the Makaras always bottom.

    one chapter for each possible pairing of one Nitram and one Makara.

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Gamzee and Kurloz Makara pretty much fend for themselves, despite being a wealthy family. But as they grow older, their father's expectations begin to weigh on them more. Will they be able to live up to the family name?

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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
    OR
    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    12/?
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    Dave Strider is a famous movie director living in Los Angeles, California, with his son, Dirk Strider, when a high school friend gets him caught up in a cult he had no connections to. A group of vigilantes work with Dave to save his friend, his son, and company.

    Also known as, Dave strider has a week to stop a murder with a group of people he’s never met.

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    4/?
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    In which Bro has an existential crisis, the Grand Highblood is in the middle of having a Crisis of Faith and the Demoness is going to cut the next bitch who calls her “Handmaid.”

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    My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?
    That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

    - Troll Herodotus

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    Being found guilty for murder is pretty bad as a human. It’s even worse when you’re sent to a troll prison after you’ve been charged with mass murder of trollkind like some deranged serial killer and everyone there hates you.

    You think, by far, the worst part about this whole thing is you are 100% certain you’re innocent and you can either live there by the skin of your teeth or try to escape.

    Oh, and there’s a monster in the basement.

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    If you think that an alien ship has crashed near your house at midnight, then you should definitely NOT go check it out, especially if you're only armed with a flashlight, a shitty sword, and your dorky best friend.

    Dave Strider, unfortunately, never had the chance to heed this warning when a group of young 'trolls' crashed their escape pod in a field behind his house. With several of the aliens injured and possibly sick, Dave decides to take them in, while keeping them hidden. But now, Dave and his teenage friends are caught between a dangerous government investigation, and a tyrannical alien empress who would rip apart the universe the find the runaway traitors, and kill them.

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    Every year, Karkat Vantas and his brother attend the famous "Dark Circus" with their father. This year, when Kankri can't make it home in time, Karkat takes his roommate and close friend, Dave. While they attend the circus everything is fine and fun until a terrible accident leaves Karkat shaken for a while. The only thing that breaks him from it, is another accident amongst the circus folks. When he feels something is really wrong with the circus being run he convinces the youngest of the circus' famous trio of clowns, Gamzee, to hide out with him at his dorm room for a while to take a break. Gamzee agrees and everything is going just fine, even if their new clown friend is a bit.. strange. After one rough morning though, Karkat realized whatever the circus was putting Gamzee through was more than he had bargained for. With determination and stubbornness, Karkat vows to bring Gamzee justice, even if it means putting himself and everyone he knows into harms way of some truly evil people on the infamous deep web. (Sorry this is rly long)

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    [This story is part of the Cracks in the Crown series] [This is part 2]

    ♋︎ You thought the quadrants were complicated before? Seadwellers are all the more difficult to get your think pan around.
    ♒︎️ You've spent a long time in solitude... it's about time you start to open up about yourself.

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    After successfully extracting information from a rebel, whether he wanted to or not, the Grand Highblood is allowed to pay a visit to the Empress' favorite battery and boy toy, the Helmsman.

    The Helmsman finds out there actually are worse things than being a prisoner and glorified battery for the Condesce, he's just not sure what those worse things are.

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    Karkat finds himself on the culling block, face to face with one of the oldest trolls in the universe holding his life in the balance. Lucky for him, the Grand Highblood has a favor to ask, so what's the worst that could happen? And according to the Grand Highblood, being so small over half your body is filled with eggs isn't a bug, it's a feature. Nothing could go wrong!

    Created for 2020 Drone Season

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    My name is Marquise Spineret Mindfang, and you already know how this story ends.

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    Dualscar enjoys a very hands-on approach that his mates take to alleviating his... Predicament.

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    In a world where a misstep can get you killed, one has to be conscientious of every move they make.

    Alternia is a planet where barbarity never sleeps and those with morals don't last long. For a faint-of-heart human like yourself, survival seems near impossible. Every location brings with it new dangers, towering castles that house malicious masters, whispering meadows where the blood of martyrs paint the grass, and even a world beyond your own where you speak to gods you didn't know existed.

    Your fate is an unpredictable path, and it's only a matter of time until this planet, and its inhabitants, make or break you.

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    While the others have
    celebrating the victory of the revolution. The Summoner remembers his past relationship with a certain purple blooded clown.

    [au where Signless and co beat the empire]

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    He was floating in a dark and featureless void. Thoughts and memories drifted around him in a blurred haze. Feelings, sounds, smells, and so much more seemed to float just out of his reach. Where was he? Who was he? Was this even real? He looked around, looking for something that stood out. He spotted a memory, brighter and clearer than the other memories in the distance. He awkwardly started to swim towards it. Progress was slow but steady.

    Suddenly, a memory winked out of existence. Shocked, he looked around to find that all the other memories were dissapring, too. Some simply disappearing while other slowly dissolved into the void. Panicked, he redoubled his effort, desperately trying to reach the fading orb. He had to reach it before it disappeared forever! He was so close; it was just of reach! He lunged for it, but it still remained just out of reach! No! It was so close! He had to reach it! The golden memory was almost nonexistent now! But, he refused to give up! He kept pushing towards the memory, inching ever so slowly towards it. He had to reach it! There! He had it in his grasp now! The memory was a name! And, not just any name, it was his name! His name wa-

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    18/?
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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    Comments:
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    83
    Bookmarks:
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