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    "Wilbur, why the hell do you have a child with you."

    “Found ‘em in the street.”

    “Yeah but why did you bring him here???”

    “Because he lives in the streets.”

    “And?”

    “He’s mine now, we’ve both agreed on that.” Wil said, gesturing towards the little kid, who brightly smiled at Quackity and waved with more energy than necessary.

    Or; Wilbur and Quackity are roommates in their college campus. One day, Wilbur comes in with a street kid, and they decide to impulse-adopt the kid together. As time passes by, they realize this kid is just bringing more street kids for them to adopt. And they will do so.

    Or or; Wilbur and Quackity are the kind of gay pair to see street kids and say "is anyone gonna adopt that?" and not wait for an answer.

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    Tommy listens the the phone ring, counting the seconds till Wilbur picks up.

    “Hello?” His big brother’s voice echoes through the pay phone.

    It’s him, it’s really him. And god, how Tommy wants to drop to the sidewalk and sob.

    “Hello?” Wilbur repeats. “Anyone there?”

    “Hey, Wil.” Tommy’s voice is so quiet he isn’t sure his brother can even hear him.

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    “I want you to get me Chrysanthemum and the Blade.”

    “What do you want on them?”

    “I want to know how I can take them down”, came the immediate reply.
    Fundy turned his phone off. If he did this, if he really did this, his dad was going to kill him. Not in the way he made him feel ever so slightly guilty when he came home late, no, this was going to end badly.

    He looked over his shoulder.

    They needed some cash to repair the wall, it was starting to mould.

    He turned his phone back on and looked at his screen. “How much will you pay me?”

    The figure he got back made it impossible to refuse.

     

    or: mafia au but wilbur and fundy centric. phil kristin and tommy are good at crime and techno holds the singular braincell.

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    The 6 year old frowned at his shoes, brows scrunched together in thought. Wilbur placed a hand on his shoulder, expecting the boy to fall into his embrace as he so often did, but he didn’t move.

    “Tommy?” Wilbur asked gently, so gently. “What’s wrong, love?”

    “You’re not a bad guy, right Wilby?”

    Or: Someone spills the beans that Wilbur may or may not be a criminal. Tommy is crying, Wilbur is crying, I’m crying. Enjoy.

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    Wilbur soot was a god. Not just a god, the only god in the world. He was all powerful, feared, respected and worshiped by all. Because of course, no one wants to be condemned to the torture that those who DARE even insult him. No wanted to participate in the deity's twisted 100 player challenges.

    And then there was the Innits.

    They had what some considered to be a death wish. Everywhere they went, anyone they met, they would actively insult and shit on the gods name. Statues and temples vandalized, sacrifices stolen and destroyed, hell even priests were attacked by the rebels.

    For 20 years they committed crime after crime, offense after offense, and escaped every time.

    And then they didn't.

    And neither did their son, who is now hiding in a bush, scared out of his mind, and crying.

    Wilbur is too tired for this.

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    Or: God Wilbur sees toddler Tommy and goes MINE

    (chapters every monday, usually)

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    "Wilbur..." he began, not really sure what he was trying to say. "Wilbur, whose child is this?"

    His son flinched, but didn't even glance his way, still focused solely on the blanket-wrapped baby.

    "His name's Fundy," he said finally, softly and more to himself than to anyone else.

    "That's not what I asked."

    Wilbur looked up, but still didn't look in his direction. Instead, he stared straight ahead, blank, unseeing eyes, and suddenly the first tears ran down his cheeks.

    "Sally left us," he whimpered, not even trying to wipe his face. Or maybe he just didn't know how to do it, hands still clenched on the blue blanket.

    Phil almost physically felt the last of his naive hope escape from under his fingers.

    "Oh. Oh, Wilbur," he sighed, barely recognizing his own voice, not even knowing when he had opened his mouth. "What did you do?"

     

    Or;
    Wilbur did something damn stupid. Here comes the consequence.

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    Someone should have given out manuals about how to live after disaster. Rebuilding your life from scratch with nothing but your loved ones isn't easy, especially not for the little family Wilbur and Quackity have put together.

     


    Hi! This is a completely new fic, essentially. The entire thing has been started from scratch, and we're gonna see how it goes!
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    Tommy was only 10 when he ran away from home. Well, he ran away and got kicked out but mostly ran away. He lived in a big city on his own for two years until he went to the town nearby and met a lovely lady named puffy while he was sleeping in an alleyway. She took him in as her own child for 4 years. Until one week puffy was acting off and this new person showed up in town and changed Tommy's life.

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    Philza has seen many things when it concerns his middle son. He hadn’t had the younger man since he was a kid, but Phil likes to think of himself as knowledgeable when it comes to Wilbur. Normally, this is a true fact, but as Wilbur comes in carrying his five-year-old boy, Fundy, Philza hears the door slam and feels immediately out of his depth.

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    Internet personality Wilbur Soot is left with a little more than a broken heart.

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    Techno holding Tommy for the first time :)

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    It had been a usual day for Wilbur.

    Make dinner, look after his brothers and son, nothing new.

    So how did it go so wrong so quickly?

    Wilbur falls into the past and now has to confront old issues.

    Can he make the future better this time?

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    Philza Minecraft is a brand new foster parent with his first placement, a teen father and his son. He's determined to be the best father he can be. After everything he's been through, he can't take it if someone else is hurt because of him.

    Wilbur Soot is a teen father running from his toxic ex, and now has to deal with a dad who escaped from a fluffy TV show. His life would be so much easier without Phil, or Dream, or Techno. But he got help for a reason, even if he didn't know it then and doesn't know it now.

    °°°

    Obligatory SBI foster care AU, but with a bit of a twist.
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    Now this wasn’t exactly going to plan. The Antarctic is sure cold as hell, it wasn’t Tommy’s plan to be in the middle of the snow practically naked in the body of a baby. This was just supposed to be a quick trip to Techno’s and nonchalantly steal some of his shit. He just wanted to be prepared whenever Dream broke out of prison to have good shit enough to kill him. But whatever god up there wanted to ruin his plan by coming across a witch. And this was also Techno’s fault for living in the arctic where mobs can just appear out of nowhere. So when he met face to face with a witch he was already done. Killing the witch was easy but a potion fell on him TURNING HIM INTO A FUCKING BABY.

     

    Where Tommy accidentally turns into a baby and Technoblade as well as the rest of SBI have to take care of him until the spell vanishes, but mainly Technoblade, cause I’m a bedrock bros sucker…

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    6/?
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    Wilbur honestly didn't mean to become one of those parents with a small army of children who never listened and where always dirty.

    Honestly, he didn't!

    ---

    *previously titled you're my dad! boogie woogie woogie

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    91
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    16
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    1183
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    Tommy's wings are hurting him and Wilbur knows how to fix it

    Aka cute crimeboys fluff where Wilbur preens Tommy's wings bc cute thank you

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    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    27
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    627
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    94
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    5017
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    Milk and Honey AU: The aftermath of the lie detector test.

    Wilbur reminds Tommy that there's always more nuance in life than most assume there is.

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    1149
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    Tommy, a hummingbird hybrid, just escaped captivity. He's surviving fine in the forest, but then he meets an owl hybrid named Wilbur. Suddenly, he has a consistent source of food, a roof over his head, and a potentially parental figure. It can't last forever, can it?

    Tommy's never been lucky.

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    "Tommy please unlock the door. We need to get you ready for kindergarten.", Phil spoke leaning his head against the toddlers door. Why must his grandson be so like his father?

    "NO! Wanna stay with papa!"

    "I'm fine with that." Phil glared at his son.

    "No." Phil is so done with this.

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    1/1
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    318
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    23
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    2605
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    Time to meet Tommy's dog :D

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    10
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