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    Tommy Innit, a 15 year old witch with a strange ability to sense luck. What a strange fella!

    Well not only is he a witch, you know, the most “dangerous creature” there is in this world, but also a vigilante with an arrest warrant above his head.

    Don’t look at him like that! He didn’t do anything wrong! He just accidentally cursed the number one hero! In his defence, it was either that, or get stabbed in the gut.

    Now like mentioned earlier, Tommy can sense luck, and so he knows that luck comes in patterns. Each person’s pattern is different, and Tommy’s… well Tommy doesn’t have a pattern.

    He usually has crazy good luck but then out of nowhere, there comes this wave of awful luck, where anything that can go wrong, does go wrong. It always lasts a random amount of time and during that, Tommy usually locks himself in his apartment, and spends his days checking, double checking, triple checking, and so on, everything even remotely dangerous.

    SO THEN HOW DID THINGS GO THIS WRONG?!?

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    His back exploded with excruciating pain comparable to childbirth. He forced himself to stifle his sobs in fear of waking up his family. It could easily be the pain of a thousand swords stabbing at the skin except instead of it piercing through the skin from the outside they pierce it from the inside of his flesh. Something was tearing the flesh at the inside crevice of his shoulder blades.

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    Or, Techno's wings grow in

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    “Tom,” Phil cried out. Something drops in the kitchen, and two sets of footsteps run away from the dining room, right towards the two. “Baby,” he says, falling to his knees, pulling Tommy until he’s practically in Phil’s lap.

    There’s a gasp around him. Someone drops. But all he can focus on is the boy pressed against his chest, and the hair in his hand, and the breathing against his neck, and the gentle heartbeat echoing through both of them. “Baby boy,” Phil whispers, rocking the two slowly, pressing his face into Tommy’s shoulder. It’s too boney. “My baby boy, what happened to you?”

    Tommy responds with a sob that sounds all too loud- too painful- to belong to such a small boy.

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    Foster AU in which Tommy had been kept from Phil for far too long

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    "Would it be funny if I reincarnated back to my previous life-" Dream- or Clay, mused to himself

    Or:
    Dream double reincarnates just because

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    Tommy has been through 31 foster homes so far, this now being his 32nd. When he eventually had to leave the past 31 homes, it was either because his social worker found out about his abuse and/or neglect, or they got tired of him. So understandably, Tommy is not very enthusiastic about number 32, depite being told this is "the one". However, the words may prove to be true.

     

    Or, another foster au. Sorry I just love this plotline for some reason lmao

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    Trans Tommy has been through 32 homes and has been through some shit. Now he's been thrown into another will this one be any better?
    Basically just another Tommy foster au

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    Maestro is a top hero in L’Manberg. He’s well respected and a force to be reckoned with, especially with the rest of his team next to him. “Courteous”, “charismatic”, and “charming” are just a few of the words reporters have used to describe the hero.

    Wilbur, well, he was just the asshole who played him.

    Don’t get him wrong, Wilbur likes the gig he’s got. But he knows he can do more good for the world, by joining politics and writing legislation, rather then adorning flashy suits and punching criminals. But he can’t just retire from hero work and leave his team down a man and without the only person capable of fighting Dream’s powers of manipulation.

    Luckily, the phrase “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain,” might be just the solution he needs.

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    Tommy had always dreamed of going to space. He'd imagine he'd be the captain of a totally poggers spaceship, and Tubbo would be his co-captain, exploring wherever they wanted to go and bringing treasure back home to show their mum.
    Now that he was far from Earth, abducted by aliens, and separated from his mum and brother, he didn't think it was that cool anymore.

    It was never in Tubbo's plan to get abducted by aliens, especially with his brother and mum, but now that he's here, he's going to make do with what he has and get them all back home. Just as soon as he finds them. How hard can it be?

    Kristin didn't think it was possible to feel so much insane rage, but then a bunch of aliens kidnapped her and her boys. Now she's going to rip out the throat of anyone that stands in her way. She'll find her boys, no matter what it takes. Vengeance, thy name is Mumza.

    The SBI never thought they'd end up trying to reunite a stolen human youngling with his lost family, uncovering corruption universe-wide, and becoming family along the way.

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    Wilbur is just fighting to keep his little brother alive in a world where avians are hunted down and they both have wings sprouted out of their backs. However, when Niki, one of the few trusted people in their life other than each other, finds out what kind of hybrids they are Wilbur and his younger brother Tommy are pushed into a family and a resistance towards the very kingdom that’s threatened their lives just for existing they find that life gets a lot more interesting.

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    The name was feared unanimously, known for hundreds of merciless kills. Required for any dark job you needed finished. Maybe this idea was rampant throughout the Empire, spreading rumors of a man unreservedly different, but Tommy didn’t know for certain. He'd never left and he probably never would. With this amount of blood on his hands, he lost the privilege to warrant a reprieve.

    //aka tommy is an assassin trained by dream, who disappeared, and gets an assignment from sam to kill the king. the royal family, however, has different plans. therapy- and a lot of pain- ensues.

    this is NOT romantic. if anyone says that it is i will absolutely flip out, and delete your comment. strictly platonic, everyone.

    the fic is not based on the cc's as people! it's based off of their dmsp characters. I mainly just use their names and my own interpretation of their characters' personalities.

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    Phil was a child psychologist. He’d seen dozens of cases of abuse and neglect, and had reported every single one to the state as was required of him. But none had ever been so personal. None had involved the boy laughing loudly now on Phil’s sofa.

    For the last four or so months, Phil had been compiling a slowly-growing file documenting his concerns over Tommy and his living situation. His constant hunger— standard, perhaps, for a teenage boy, but just a little too desperate to be normal— his injuries, the exhaustion he seemed to carry with him everywhere. His refusal to have Wilbur or Technoblade over to his house. The flinches he gave when someone approached too quickly. The list went on and on. Many of these notes on their own posed little concern. But all together, it painted a picture Phil couldn’t think about without feeling nauseous.

    Or, Phil is a mandated reporter and unfortunately for Tommy, he cares.

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    In the small town of Blackwood Lake, Ranboo likes to think that he finds himself right at home. He has a place to live, a purpose, people who care for him . . . there’s only so much he can ask for, considering the circumstances. He should be thankful for all of the opportunities Dream and the rest of the church have given him. He shouldn’t be selfish and ask for more.

    Yet after one fateful meeting at the laundromat in the middle of the night, Ranboo can’t help but wonder if he deserves more than the repentant life he leads.

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    A collection of Dream smp oneshots! Most of them will be about age regression, and probably based off of my prompt book. Only about the characters, not the cc's themselves.

    Requests are open!

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    Dream dies in prison and the godess of death comes to him and tells him he could have a second chance, but in a different universe. Dream agrees, wanting to make things better and to have a better life. What he doesn't expect is to be taken in by Philza Minecraft, but hey he isn't complaining. He's also a shapeshifter and around 2-4 years old because I can do whatever I want.

    Idk im bad at summaries.

    Very slow updates bc I can't focus for shit and I have a hard time getting motivated.

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    Wilbur Soot did not want a therapy animal. So in spite, he went to the local animal shelter and picked the angriest, meanest ginger kitten there was.

    Only, that kitten just so happened to be a blond and blue-eyed kid with as many issues as Wilbur himself.
     

    ~ crimeboys healing + cat shifter tommy

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    Tommy picks himself up, shaky but feeling better than he had before he let his emotions out. Does he want to keep walking? he hasn't slept since he left home-
    "No, no, don't think about that, we're not there anymore, screw them, we don't need them, we don't need anybody."
    Tommy has been abandoned by his mother in the forest. Good thing a Big Man like him doesn't need help surviving in the wild. Right?

    Meanwhile:

    The Four Great Guardians of the Forest are aware that a child has been left in their domain. Philza, the winged one has sent his messenger, Chat, to keep an eye on the boy.

    Lady Death, make it swift.

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    Tommy was eight years old when he became King. His father and his brothers had been stolen from him, trapped in an indestructible prison, by a God with a grudge against Tommy's mother, the Goddess of Death. A God that had a special power; he could turn to stone all that he could make bleed.
    An evil Queen that his older brother had loved had aided this resentful God in his quest to bring down Death herself. Tommy had been forced to flee, chased by the invading Kingdom and its bloodthirsty armies. His allies were decimated, trapped in a timeless prison, and the ones that still remained were as hopeless as he was.
    But Tommy was the child of a Goddess, and the King of the Undying, the people by his side as immortal as he was. His mother's blessing kept them from reaching the gates of the Underworld, no matter the strength of the hits they were dealt. Only stone could destroy them.
    That blessing, and the vestiges of an ancient army's stronghold, must be enough to take down this Queen and her patron God, right?
    At least he had an enderman hybrid oracle and a small chaos-driven friend by his side.
    Or,
    Tommy fights an evil Queen and a God to get his family back from a very not cool spell.

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    He was at his till. His legs dieing on him, wobbling from all the standing he had done today. His shift was just about to end watching every tick of the clock untill it hit 7pm. Just as the big hand struck 7 a very tall man with glasses comes up to his till. He walked like a fucking giraffe.

    "Hi!"

    Tommy said in his best costumer service voice he could muster. He wanted to go home and
    watch movies on his couch and not have to deal with anymore customers who were most likely gonna throw money at him again.
    "Do you know which Ile the condoms are in?"
    The man said bluntly but bravely. Tommy chocked on the air he had just inhaled. Staring at the unruly brown hair infront of him trying not to make eye contact but failing miserably. Tommy slipped up and looked at his shit brown eyes.

    They held eye contact for 4 seconds untill Tommy's nose scrunched up and he looked away, a very loud laugh that rattled his rib cage came bursting out his throat. The other dude joining him. Maybe he could deal with just one more today.

     

    Or, Tommy gets a job at a grocery store, all types of customers come and go. Friends and family and all that sad shit but in a super market.

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    Tommy Soot's first year at Hogwarts went pretty much as expected: flying lessons with his father; casting spells in the common room when prefects weren't looking; bickering with his brothers; boring lessons; brilliant friends; saving the school from a secret plot of Death Eaters hiding within the castle itself without a single teacher on his side.

    Wait a second... that wasn't in the school timetable.

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    Tommy was a child in foster. He bounced around houses, never staying for very long. Most families hated his piglin side, which caused him to be unnecessarily annoying.


    (which was what dream tried to beat out of him)
     
    Piglins are never normally seen in the overworld, normally staying with their sounder in the nether. And even if he had found other piglins, they mever would have welcomed him. He was no longer seen as a shoat in their eyes, having undergone the transformation years ago.

    So what happens when he gets adopted into a family that is full of hybrids? Including a piglin hybrid. Will he be welcomed? Or will he be cursed with loneliness forever?

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