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    A collection of self-indulgent Muppet drabbles written for a friend's Christmas challenge!

    1. "Look, we're standing under a Mistletoe." - Kermit, Miss Piggy & Gonzo, The Muppet Show, 842 words
    2. "My fingertips have gone numb!" - Dr. Bunsen Honeydew/Beaker, The Muppet Show (Muppet Labs), 793 words
    3. "You have to have cocoa at least once during the holidays!" - Scooter/Walter, no specific verse, 1672 words
    4. "That's the spirit!" - Denise/Piggy, The Muppets ABC Show, 1163 words (New Year's Eve themed!)

    Please check the individual chapters for more precise info and content warnings c:

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    Taking both of Walter's hands in his and staring at them, Scooter felt his heart quicken. "I want to live with you one day," He blurted out, swallowing before continuing, "only you. Without Ken. I'm not...saying that too soon, am I?"

    Widely smiling and shaking his head curtly, Walter started to lean in to kiss his partner when a sound from below the bridge startled him and sent him peeking. Gasping loudly, he pointed so Scooter's gaze would follow. The commotion under the bridge and overlooking the creek revealed a small black kitten hissing as a raccoon cornered it. Without any hesitation, Walter ran off the bridge and to the side of the creek, Scooter clumsily following behind him. Sliding down the creek, Walter glanced between the scene and Scooter, clasping his own hands together in thought.

    "What should we do? We have to get that raccoon away from that poor cat!" He whined out, searching around for a way to distract the larger animal. Nearly frozen in fear, Scooter let out another gasp as Walter grabbed his black and gold fairy wand prop from the hem of his skirt and chucked it at the raccoon, causing it to hiss at him and scurry away.

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    Gonzo: It is one of the most enduring tales in English literature! A beloved classic, dear to the hearts of people all over the world!

    Leon: Huh. I thought it got canceled.

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    Julie and the Phantoms play The Muppet Show. Hijinks ensue.

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    O my Luve is like a red, red rose
    That’s newly sprung in June;
    O my Luve is like the melody
    That’s sweetly played in tune.

    - 'A Red, Red Rose' by Robert Burns

     

     

    hey all! this is just a little series of blurbs i wrote for certain muppet ships given to me by the muppet twt gc!

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    People often wondered what Gonzo and Camilla saw in each other.

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    The Muppets once again find their (porn?) studio in peril and must make a movie to save it! Of course hijinks ensue and plans don't go as planned. Turns out when it's Muppet Mating season things can get complicated.
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    This is a parody work inspired by The Erotic Clubhouse available on Dropout.
    Thank you and we are sorry.

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    you ever take a look at your hands and wonder, how did i get here?

    i don’t

    pepe the prawn/rizzo the rat 4 times someone thought they were dating and the 1 time they realized they were

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    Muppet drawbles I did for various people either based either on prompts or on interests listed on LJ/DW profiles.

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    Marco helps the Muppets when they are dirty!

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    Gonzo chose to stay on Earth with his friends instead of joining his alien family. But he's not sure he made the right decision.

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    Rowlf's nine-year-old niece Ronnie comes to stay for a while. All she wants to do is be like her uncle when she grows up, and that includes bar-tending and playing piano! When her tenth birthday party comes up, she knows she wants to throw a party and play piano for her school mates - but none of them come.

    Uncle Rowlf and her best friend Robin due their best to help cheer her up!

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    Taken from my Wattpad (NOTE: THE CURRENT CHAPTERS SRE FROM 2018 SO IT WILL MOST LIKELY BE SHIT, BUT THE LEW (still writing) AND LIPS CHAPTER WERE MADE AS OF PUBLISHING THIS)

     

    Rowlf's an alcoholic
    Fozzie has depression
    Gonzo is in the hospital with a broken leg
    Scooter developed Anxiety
    Swedish chef has a eating disorder
    Lew is broken
    The electric mayhem are arguing
    Sam is not sure what his purpose is anymore
    Bunsen and Beaker are about to get married but beaker is having second thoughts
    Miss piggy is an adult film actress
    and Kermit doesn't seem like himself anymore

    It's up to the offed muppets from Jim Henson hour to help these tortured lives get back together

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    Its a Muppet Show Valentine's Day special!

    Bunsen's brilliant creation is unveiled on Valentine's day, and chaos ensues for a certain orange-haired Muppet.
    Meanwhile, can our guest get through the day with the most chaotic bunch around? Find out!

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    It took Scooter a minute to even register that Kermit was indeed asking him to give Walter a quick tour of the studio and within minutes the frog left them alone, and Walter let out a sharp breath, catching the gopher’s attention.

    “Wow, Kermit is just so amazing! I still can’t believe that I’m actually here, and,” He looked over with wide eyes at Scooter, “and with you and all the other Muppets, too!”

    Shaking his head and letting out some of the nerves bundled in his stomach, Scooter gave the other a smile. “Yeah, Kermit is pretty amazing. He’s always been like a father to me.”

    Without any hesitation, Walter blurted out his own thoughts. “I always had a crush on him.”

    Right away the two looked at each other in silence for about a minute before clearing their throats. “So, where are you showing me first?”

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    The Muppets are producing their latest adaptation of a beloved classic! (with varying success)

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    Fozzie hosts a surprise birthday party for Kermit. Miss Piggy is still upset that Kermit broke up with her, and buys them tickets to a romantic comedy for his present, but Kermit decides enough is enough.

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    For the sake of PR, the Avengers make an appearance on The Muppet Show. For the prompt: "MCU/The Muppets, any, it's not easy being green" for Cracky Crossovers day at comment-fic on livejournal.

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    “Alright, but what is he like? Don’t tell me about what he owns or does, what is he like?”

    “What’s he like? Let’s see… well with four arms, you know he’s very strong. He’s thrown me across a room before with those buff arms, ya know. Was kinda hot. He’d probably be a great cuddler, not that I would know. He’s typically better with words and doesn’t need his friend to hype him up. In fact, he’s usually much smoother than me. Could really make a gal melt if you give him the time.”

    After a short moment of silence, the mouse woman laughed. “Or a rat, apparently."

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    “Say, Janice? How did you know you were in love with Zoot?”

    “That’s easy. The universe told me.”

    “Maybe I need a universe translator, then. What’s love supposed to feel like, anyways? Is it supposed to make you feel sick and jealous of every little thing all the time?”

    “Definitely not, Piggy. Love feels like finding a four-leaf clover on your unluckiest days.”

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