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    Imogen Webster has been feeling more isolated than ever before. The constant bullying at school is overwhelming, so every evening she takes her buttered toast down to the Black Lake, enjoying a relaxing dinner alone. Tonight, however, was far from relaxing. From the school stress, to the stomach pains, to the homesickness, Imogen’s night was on a downward spiral. What Imogen didn’t know was that her downward spiral would lead her to being in the middle of the Black Lake with a tentacle up her vagina! Strap in for one of the most wild nights of Imogen’s life, where she not only has some kinky squid sex, but also discovers the true beauty of life. What connection will Imogen discover between herself and her Norwegian troll ancestors? How long can she hold in her shit before she breaks? Will she stay true to her Amish customs and upbringing?

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    Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak are headed to Hogwarts.

    Castiel, as a member of the old Novak wizarding family, is fully expected to be sorted into Ravenclaw, like all of his ancestors before him. Dean, as a Muggle-born, has no idea what the Houses even are. With a surprise sorting and classes starting soon afterwards, they're both pitched headfirst into the unknown - and they find themselves in competition with each other almost at once, both of them needing to prove themselves to the people they left at home, and the people with them at Hogwarts.

    Over the course of their seven years at Hogwarts, Dean and Cas learn what it means to prove yourself, what it takes to discover who you are, what it feels like to fall in love, and what it is they'll fight for - what matters most of all.

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    A little bit of fun on the water for some of the Hogwarts crew.

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    I got Cards Against Muggles today, which is basically just Cards Against Humanity with a Harry Potter theme, and I've been playing it and drinking all night. My friend pointed out that the cards would make great fanfiction prompts, so here we are. Each chapter, I'll draw three to five cards and write a short fic based on them. I reserve the right to skip any cards that are boring.

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    The tale of how the giant squid came to live in the Black Lake; featuring Newton Scamander and his fellow Hufflepuff, Robyn. Who knew such a formidable creature started out as something so adorable?

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    It’s the second time in her life that she finds herself attending Sir Nicholas de Mimsy Porpington’s Deathday Party. She’s listening to musical saws in an ice-cold dungeon and avoiding a table covered in rotting food while surrounded by the dead. At least she brought a peacoat and mittens this time, but its not much of a bright side.

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    Sirius gets serious during a conversation between himself and James. Remus is off somewhere, probably studying. (This is a sister story to "Anatomy of a Bully". Both stories occur at the same time.)

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    Every female in Hermione Granger's family for over 700 years have been soul bound to two men. Find out what happens when Hermione realizes that her soul mates are none other than Professors Severus Snape and Remus Lupin.

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    On the first nice day of the year, the Marauders and Lily take advantage of the weather by sitting out at Black Lake. While thoughts of living on their own, N.E.W.T.s, and the war surround them, they ignore everything for a while and enjoy the sun.

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    Extended drabble with a focus on Remus and Lily's friendship. Doesn't really have a plot, just wanted to write down this little headcanon and it ended up longer than I expected.

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    Protecting Hogwarts from the scourge of zombies is hard. Being hormonal teenagers trapped in Hogwarts during a global pandemic is even harder. Harder still, is knowing that a horde of zombies is the only thing standing in the way of finding love (or just getting laid). Obviously, those zombies have got to go. If Albus, Scorpius, Lily, and Lysander can manage to wrangle their romantic entanglements, they just might have a chance at surviving the zombie apocalypse.

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    George Weasley returns to the Forbidden Forest to test out a new invention. After catching up with Hagrid he finds that the machines had worked.

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    When little Harry Potter was found on Petunia's doorstep, she was not going to let her sister's freakish son taint her perfect and happy home. She immediately sent him to the orphanage not even bothering to read the note in the little basket she found Harry in. The orphanage she sent him to was very poor and didn't have enough rooms to fit all the children, let alone a baby. So, they caretakers decide to room Harry in the only room with someone close enough to his age. A two year old boy with white hair and two different colored eyes, one being a sky blue and the other molten gold, that went by the name of Tom Riddle.

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    A collection of entries for the Hogwarts Mystery sarlacc game.

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    Nagini loves Jeremiah, the Giant Squid, but it's not as easy as it sounds. She's a snake, he's a squid, and it wouldn't probably work out. However, Nagini is dead set into loving him.

    Originally posted on fanfiction.net in 2014-2015

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    Luna Lovegood returns to Hogwarts at the request of Headmistress McGonagall. The Giant Squid is ill and causing a ruckus in the Black Lake. Luna returns to find that Hogwarts is exactly as she left it, including her missing shoe, a hidden galleon, and the Mirror of Erised.

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    With enough convening even a bookworm can be coaxed into just spending some time with friends

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    Interhouse rounders had originally been the brainchild of Granger, who had wanted to call it Solving House Issues Through Sports. Weasley and Finnegan’s raucous laughter over the acronym had only gone some way to dissuading her.

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    What to expect when you're eggspecting. Newt and Percival help the endangered species of giant squid increase their numbers through careful breeding.

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    There's something strange haunting Jotaro Kujo. On a mission to find out what it is, he enrols in the first transfer program between Mahoutokoro and Hogwarts, but his arrival is more eventful than expected...

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    a tumblr prompt

    "you know, i was joking when i suggested you jump into the lake and see if there really is a giant squid, and i’m still not sure why you needed to take your clothes off to do this"

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