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    "Stay quiet Maxie, or I swear I'll gag you."

    Max's face was stoic even as his arms began to shake with the effort of staying still, pinned above his head by one of 23's large palms. 23's face was mere inches from his own, breath ghosting almost directly over his lips. His grip tightened around Max's wrists fractionally, "Got it, Maxie?"

    "It's paintball, 23. I believe I am perfectly capable of staying quiet long enough to-"

    "Quiet, Maxie!"

    Control issues a new training session where agents must stay hidden for a full three hours. Max gets paired with agent 23, but he can't can't seem to keep silent... So 23 finds another way to shut him up.

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    This story imagines Tom Holland as 007! The reader takes up an identity similar to that of agent 99 in Get Smart (the old tv show, not the movie). However, 99 is a sleeper cell living in England to infiltrate the agency to protect Russian mafia activity that is secretly condoned by the Kremlin. 007 is a renowned spy with some goofy and uncouth methods, but M thinks he needs and babysitter and makes him pair up with the Reader who is responsible but a green field agent. A rough and rocky start that potentially leads to a smutty romance? (Yes)

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    The old "Go into the bar, order a beer, sketch the bad guy, and hope you don't need to mention geraniums" trick.

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    A slew of my slash videos on YouTube and downloadable. The page is not accessed from my website, so this is the only link to it.

    http://www.iment.com/maida/tv/songvids/slashsong.htm

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    A fifth part to my series about the Awful Orloffs, which also includes "The Curse of Orlac" (Tales of the Shadowmen Vol. 14, Dec. 2017, Black Coat Press). Paul Orloff, the runt of the Orloff family, calls his surviving siblings adopted and blood alike to Fog Island, home of his adopted brother, Leo Grainger Renault, to celebrate Christmas. Secrets are revealed and mayhem unfolds. With annotations at the end to point out the references.

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    In which some avengers of something or other assemble themselves and a few other things, an overabundance of C.O.N.T.R.O.L. and similarly clever acronyms is had, and the days aren't saved per se but are nonetheless made a little better.

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    12 Angry Men are called in for jury-duty. They just happen to be somewhat special men.... Very special, in fact.
    In other words, not enough crossovers that put multiple geniuses in one room so here you go! :D
    This is less plot-driven and more of a crack-feast, so it can be read despite not being finished. I am working on reaching the end but my muses seem to have gone on vacation along with the ones that used to help McGee.

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    9/?
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    The Avengers weren't the first group to use that name.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Would you believe that this a crack story in disguise?

    ... No?

    Well, would you believe that this is two crack stories in disguise?

    ... You sure?

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    A new agent joins CONTROL.

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    This was written in reply to a tumblr prompt that asked for 99's reaction to Max snuggling against her chest would be. Please enjoy.

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    A single kiss is okay, right?

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    Elektra, the worlds most feared assassin, is hired to kill the world's richest man, Adrian Veidt. She soon learns however that Adrian is a very dangerous foe and there is more to this mission than she was lead to believe. Warning: Explicit rape scene and numerous references to past assaults.

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    After breaking up, Max and Agent 99 must still work together on a mission. But she quickly learns that Max is not handling the end of their relationship well.

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    A drabble a fortnight for any fandom that catches my fancy, prompted with words plucked from the pages of a weekly periodical.

    1. "No Suspicion" (Pride and Prejudice): "...neither that, nor anything else, awakened a suspicion of the truth."
    2. "Travel" (Persuasion): They’re like their own little countries.
    3. "Veggies" (White Collar): Mozzie has unequivocal evidence of a crime.
    4. "Technology Rehabilitation" (Get Smart): It’s not even the second most annoying question 86 has asked this week.
    5. "Windsday" (Winnie the Pooh): Pooh likes Windsday; Rabbit doesn’t. Drabble pair.

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    Chapters:
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    This spy-themed comedy, inspired by the hit show "Get Smart," will warm your heart with the antics of C.O.N.T.R.O.L. agents as they battle the evil deeds of K.A.O.S.. New episodes will air on Sundays.

    Language:
    English
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    Stacy cleverly devises a plan to see Sharon again by slipping her phone into her purse. (Crack!fic)

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