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    … is the Devil's Playground. Nothing sparks stupid ideas as much as boredom and spending a lot of time in hospital is nothing if not boring. One could argue that befriending a werewolf in a vegetative state could be classed as stupidity. But then again... Bad ideas make the best memories.

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    “You have a knack for creating a vivid picture Mr Stilinski…let me paint you one of my own.” 

    Gerard moved towards Stiles stopping only a foot away. “Scott McCall finds his friend beaten and bloodied to a pulp, how does that sound?” he asked.

    Stiles swallowed,“I think might prefer more of a still life or landscape you know.”

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    When Stiles is kidnapped by Gerard, and he does more than rough him up. He continues to beat and keep Stiles from the pack for information. Scott, Allison and the rest must follow Gerard's few clues and find him. When Derek gets involved they get closer. But will they be able to find him?
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    Gerard’s grip on Stiles’s collar tightened.
    “Listen, Stiles. Your friends are children. Do you know how long I’ve been playing this game? Long before you were even born. They are going to try. But they won’t find you. And when I’m done with you, I’m going to leave you on their doorstep. That’s what I want. I want you to be my message.” Gerard spit viciously in Stiles’s face.
    Stiles swallowed tightly and gave a quiet, forceful reply, “You don’t know them. You’ll get what’s coming to you and they’ll find me.”
    Gerard chuckled and brought his fist backwards, “No, Stiles. They won’t.”

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    When Derek Hale calls upon the Nemeton for help, he is promised a rare and precious magical being to aid him: a Spark. He is expecting a strong, powerful creature with super strength and jaw-dropping abilities.

    Instead, out of a cloud of smoke steps Stiles Stilinski: 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bones.

    Suddenly, Derek Hale finds himself placing the future of his pack and entire town in the hands of a gangly, sarcastic, hyperactive idiot who doesn't know what year it is, never mind how to defeat the tyrannical forces bearing down upon Beacon Hills. Stiles is not what Derek hoped for, but they'll have to learn to work together if there is any hope for them at all.

     

    ***This is currently on hiatus until I finish my other fics***

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    Le monde est à l'aube d'une nouvelle ère. Derek, esclave et propriété du Seigneur Gérard, ne peut qu'être spectateur du monde de la nuit, où les Vampires règnent en maître. Lui n'est pas humain. Il est... Différent. La Bête a soif de liberté. Mais user du Seigneur Stiles, tout juste revenu des croisades, n'est peut-être pas une si bonne idée...

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    alternatively titled: Shut Up Daniel Powter It's Been a Bad Week

    Stiles survived Gerard and survived the Nogitsune, but fuck, surviving sucked. Hell, his birthday sure wasn't fun either, and maybe when he makes a bad joke? Well maybe, there was a little more truth to it than anyone thought.

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    Two Packs joining together is never easy, but hopefully with enough pizza and Pack nights Peter can make it as painless as possible, with his Pack's help of course.
    Still, they have a long way to go.

    Also known as 'Everyone's Backstory'

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    Талия прищурила глаза, глядя в сторону буфета.
    – Почему этот омега заталкивает канапе в штаны?
    И Дерек точно знал, даже до того, как посмотреть в нужную сторону, о ком именно говорит его мама.
    Стайлз Стилински.

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    Stiles is kidnapped and tortured by Gerard, but the rest of the pack doesn't know. Cue the awakening of Stiles's Spark, the arrival of an old friend, and the Stilinski family becoming closer than ever.
    But, with the Alpha Pack and Darach coming to Beacon Hills, everyone is in danger again.
    And how does one certain Creeper/Zombie Wolf fit in?

    Note: There is an EXTREMELY messed up timeline, and I took a lot of freedoms with this. Slow build Sterek, but I guarantee it will be there. Eventually. Also, sorry for the incredibly cheesy title and summary!

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    THIS WORK HAS BEEN ABANDONED I'M SORRY

    When it is discovered that Kate started the Hale fire there is an epic battle, Kate dies but her actions leave the remaining Hale's and the remaining Argents at each other's throats. A treaty is struck up and Chris offers himself as a sacrifice.

    Peter and Chris had a fling when they where young.

    Heavily inspired by KouriArashi's "The Searching Ceremonies"

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    “I had that,” Stiles informed him, still on his ass on the hard ground.

    “I could see that,” Derek said. He was still wolfed out, eyes glowing red, staring down at Stiles like he didn’t know what to make of him.

    When Derek took a step forward, hand outstretched to help him up, Stiles raised his crossbow and fired. Derek leapt back a step, looking down at himself, then turned when he heard a thump, the second Omega in the area flat on its face with an arrow in its head.

    Turning back to Stiles slowly, Derek frowned down at him. “You saved me.”

    “I saved myself,” Stiles insisted, getting to his feet on his own.

    (SNYE - January 8th - Enemies to Friends to Lovers)

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    Peter and Chris need to pretend that they are happily mated to form a alliance with another pack.

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    Stiles is the drummer for Wayward Eyes, a band who's popularity is fading. Werewolves have been known to the public for generations and have been enslaved, a symbol of prestige reserved for the elite. Allison Argent has owned Scott since childhood and whilst Stiles' past makes it painful for him, he's slowly got used to the docile wolf being on the tour bus.
    Problem is, Jackson just bought a new wolf. And whilst he's feral, he's also beautiful.

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    Claudia Stilinski death left Stiles remembering the name of her killer.

    After Stiles and Noah come back to Beacon Hills, will Stiles be able to live a semi-normal life, Make new friends and maybe fall in love.

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    The visions had always been a part of Stiles' life. The big ones are always important, and they end up saving more than one life when he Sees the big fire in the preserve.

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    Made for Day 3 of Sterek Week, following the theme of Fairytales/Lore! This is a different take on the Persephone and Hades tale!

    The role that Derek played was guardian to the underworld, a place that chilled one to the bone at the simple thought of it. For the most part, he lived there alone with the souls of those that had passed to keep him company. The work was always busy and always thankless, colder than the ground one was buried in.

    He longed for the warmth of the sun, for springtime when the flowers bloomed. Was his role a mistake? He'd always wondered if he was cursed and if this was how things would always be.

     

    Stiles grew bored of the spring, of the flowers, of the pollen that would cover everything in a yellow dust. He'd tired of the monotony of the same old pattern; pollinate, bloom, harvest. Over and over again it had turned and turned. What truly fascinated him was when the flowers would wither and petals would fall from their stems.

    He had a morbid fascination with death, with the destruction of everything so perfect. Perhaps that was what had drawn him to the gateway in the first place.

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    Stiles held Derek up in the freezing cold water for two hours. His body is shaking, his head is throbbing, and his mind is racing.

    Since when did he save werewolves from the monster? Weren't the werewolves supposed to save him?

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    For as long as he can remember, Stiles Stilinski has dreamt of the house in the woods.

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    In which Derek Hale is 24601% done with the soldiering life and just wants to go the fuck home. Starring the three assholes of season 2: Peter Hale, Gerard Argent, and Matt Daehler.

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    “Stiles Stilinski. Finally decided to join my crew?”

    Stiles snorted. “I’m here to find the man I love.”

    “Why, Stiles, I never knew you felt so strongly about me.”

    “Peter.” Stiles rolled his eyes.

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