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    Years ago, Geralt meets a little boy befriending a monster.

    Years later, Geralt meets a bard. There's something familiar in the way he tries to keep Geralt from killing monsters.

    "Real monsters are human", he'd always say.

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    “The only solution is a united front,” Yennefer says. When this just prompts blank expressions, she sighs. “Honestly, do I have to spell it out? I mean the two of you should get married.”

    Geralt stares at her. Jaskier’s mouth drops open. Tissaia says, thoughtfully, “that could actually work.”

    “No it couldn’t!” Jaskier says, loud and shrill.

    After Calanthe and Eist are killed, the fate of Cintra hangs in the balance. The only solution is an alliance between two men: the witcher Geralt of Rivia, bound to the princess by the Law of Surprise, and Cirilla’s uncle Julian, better known as Jaskier the bard.

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    It's Jaskier's first winter at Kaer Morhen, and it definitely didn't get off to the best start, but he desperately wants to be welcomed at Kaer Morhen as Geralt's guest, or it's going to make for a terribly long winter. He's an assassin, sure, but not so much by choice these days now that the guild has burned him, so there must be more to life than that.

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    Geralt is killed before he can apologize to Jaskier for what he said on the mountain, and so his ghost lingers on, watching over his bard.

    Jaskier doesn't take the news of Geralt's death very well. He would be crying himself to sleep each night if he wasn't spending all his time worrying about a certain power-hungry sorceress.

    Yennefer wants a child, and with Geralt gone, it only seems fitting that she should care for his surprise child in his stead. Right?

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    “Oh my god, she stands on your legs while wearing shoes with knives strapped to them!” Jaskier is aware that his voice is getting shrill, but he can’t be bothered to worry about that when he’s facing his impending death. “I was hoping for an open casket funeral, but that’s not going to happen after she dances on my corpse in her knife shoes!”

    “Yen’s not going to kill you,” Geralt says. “That would be bad PR.”

    ----

    Jaskier is a PhD candidate slogging through his thesis in music composition whose life gets thrown upside-down when he has a one-night stand with Geralt Rivia, Olympic gold medal-winning ice dancer, and ends up getting roped into arranging the music for Geralt's programs for the upcoming Winter Olympics in PyeongChang. But building a relationship isn’t easy even under normal circumstances, and Jaskier will have to navigate around Geralt's lingering feelings for his ice dance partner, Yennefer, and find a solution that works for all three of them without jeopardizing their chances at another Olympic gold.

    (AKA the AU where Yennefer and Geralt are Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir.)

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    After Jaskier's father basically sells him off to a Witcher and Witch, he dreads what will happen to him. But . . . maybe they're actually the best thing that's ever happened to him?

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    This is a Witcher drabble collection, using prompts. Latest additions: Lambert/Aiden and Iorveth/Roche

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    Julian just wants to play music and not being driven out of towns with torches and pitchforks.
    So he procures what he believes to be a simple glamor from a mage.
    With his newfound appearance and confidence, he starts his adventure as Jaskier the bard.

    And then he meets the famous Butcher of Blaviken in a tavern in Posada.

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    This is a collection of my nsfw art. Tags will probably be updated if something gets added but i don't draw a lot of smut so there won't be regular updates.

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    5/?
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    "I'll be good for you," Jaskier promised, kissing Geralt's throat. "Or be good to you. Whichever you'd like." His voice broke into a purr towards the end of his sentence.

    "Jaskier," Geralt groaned. He wrapped his fingers around Jaskier's waist, regretfully. He was a hair's breadth away from dislodging the bard himself when Jaskier yelped and jerked out of his grasp, nearly tumbling off the bed.

    "You're insufferable," Yennefer told him, standing in the doorway. Jaskier sat up and rubbed the side of his head, scowling over what Geralt could only assume was some sort of disembodied smack. "Come with me. I require assistance, and it seems as though yours will have to do.”

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    Geralt's tired from a hunt, Jaskier very much isn't, and Yennefer knows just how to deal with it. If only Geralt could actually sleep through it.

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    Instead of Visenna, Eskel and Lambert find Geralt after the ghoul bite. They must race him to Kaer Morhen and Vesemir's care before it's too late for his leg and his life.

    Meanwhile Ciri and Yennefer find each other after Sodden. Jaskier happens upon them as well. Not knowing what has become of Geralt, Jaskier and Yen decide to take Ciri to Kaer Morhen.

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    "Filthy mutt,” the soldier muttered furiously, wiping Geralt’s blood from his cheek as his compatriots jeered behind him. “I’m going to enjoy teaching you a lesson, just you wait.”

    Geralt bared his teeth in a vicious snarl, but before he could do anything more a rustling from nearby foliage drew both of their attention. He and his interrogator watched in faint surprise as something bright and maroon, with a disturbingly large feather coming out of its head, came stumbling out of the bushes and into the center of the clearing.

    “Ah...well then,” Jaskier said with obvious false cheer, clutching a far-too-large sword with both hands in front of him. “This is somewhat awkward now isn’t it?”


    Geralt is captured by Nilfgaardian soldiers hunting for Ciri. Jaskier plans a daring rescue but it doesn't go quite as planned...or does it?

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    Yennefer lleva bien el aislamiento. Lo lleva bastante bien. Tan bien como puede. Podría llevarlo mucho peor. O al menos eso se repite una y otra vez. Aún no se ha acostumbrado a pasar las 24 horas del día con sus compañeros de piso, teletrabajar y entretenerse para no perder la cabeza. Esta situación sólo puede acabar con divertidos (y/o eróticos) resultados.
    Con este fic lo único que pretendo es que os riáis un poquito y que esta situación que nos está tocando vivir se nos haga un poco más amena. Hay algunos comentarios sobre el aspecto negativo del aislamiento, pero, en general, el tono es muy ligero (y mamarracho). Cuidaos mucho, quedaos en casa y bebed agüita <3

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    Yennefer agrees to pose for the cover of a romance novel with Jaskier, with unexpected results.

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    Aiden finds himself caught up in a tangled web of relationships and possible relationships - best friend, best friend's girlfriend, best friend's girlfriend's old school friend, best friend's girlfriend's old school friend's clients who just so happen to be three very handsome men - it's all getting pretty fucking complicated.

    Things will all work out though, right? Might take a bit of work unfortunately.

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    Geralt lives his life assuming that everyone will leave it. He doesn't know what to do with the fact that both Yennefer and Jaskier seem determined to stay.

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    “You really think he’ll like it?” Geralt asked, wary of their choice in gifts.

     

    “It’s a birthday gift geralt, perhaps not the most romantic of the sorts but, when it comes down to it, Jaskier likes this sort of thing, doesn’t he?”

     

    Or, yen and Geralt plan a surprise birthday gift for their favourite bard.

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    Getting used to Jaskier is like boiling a frog... then bringing it back to life to boil it all over again. Just when Geralt thinks his lover can't surprise him anymore, Jaskier will do or reveal something new and, usually, absurd. He probably should have expected this to continue even into his quasi-retirement.

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    Jaskier has a little creature problem and a messy past that he is having issues keeping from Geralt.

    Chapter and fic titles are lyrics from The Amazing Devil.
    Tags subject to change as this goes on.

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    When King Radovid V gives Yennefer a contract to clear out an abandoned area in upper Redania, sparing all and any details concerning the threat, it's up to the witcher and her druid to find the source of the problem and eliminate it.

     

    Or: Yenn and Geralt find themselves in the ruins of Lettenhove

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