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    After all this time, Jaskier never thought he'd come into his inheritance. Now, it's coming — and fast. He's turning into a vampire.

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    It’s been approximately 0.5 seconds since Geralt last checked on Jaskier, so he’s about due for a bardic disaster.

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    Jaskier has always known this simple truth: men can't love other men. It doesn't make his feelings for Geralt any easier, but he can manage -- until he finds out that Geralt is not aware of this truth. It haunts him to know that Geralt of Rivia enjoys the company of men, and he doesn't want to consider what it means for his own feelings, until he has to. They can make it work.

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    “Pity cannot coexist with love,” Yennefer tells him. “They run in the same channel. Nobody, no matter how open-hearted, has space for both.” She waits for Geralt to contradict her. He does not.
    Whatever warmth or tenderness she felt in her heart has calcified again. “I want you to promise me one thing, Witcher. If you ever start to pity me, leave.”

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    Five characters, five vignettes, all linked together by ideas of rest and heartache.

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    Why someone on the same precipice as you can't pull you back from the edge.

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    Jaskier didn't mean to keep it a secret. He thought they talked about it, albeit not in so many words. So when he finds out that Geralt still, after all these years, doesn't know he's a Higher Vampire? Well. He doesn't really know what to do with that.

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    Jaskier has always been odd. Humans are odd. Geralt doesn't think too much of it — until he does, and then he can't stop.

    Jaskier likes to eat raw meat, always covers his hips, sometimes has panic attacks because his skin is too tight, never outright lies, doesn't age, and had the strangest look about him when told Faeries and Changelings don't exist.

    They don't.

    Why does it feel like Geralt is trying to put together a puzzle whilst blindfolded?

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    The title is literally what it is. I have no real explanation.

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    “You brought a new pet?” Ciri knew of their….other activities; Geralt had kept it on the low but she was a young woman in the age of technology. Half the shit she knew he was shocked that she did, and worried about the things her and her friends got up to on their phones and computers.

    “Oh Geralt…” Yennefer laughed as she gave his cheek a pat. “He’s not for me.” She smirked as she breezed by him in a cloud of softly scented perfume and went right for his wine case, patting Roach on the head as she walked by. Geralt blinked as his burnt gold eyes lifted to meet blue once again and he couldn't help the exasperated grunt that came from the back of his throat.

    Fuck.

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    “Shit,” Jaskier swore, knowing what was going to happen even before he saw it: with all his weight back on them, Geralt’s legs buckled, folded. There was no grace to it, only hard impact against the wooden floorboards, and Jaskier winced. But Geralt didn’t stop there, didn’t simply sit and rest; no, his torso pitched forward, elbows bracing before his head could hit the floor, at least.

    “Geralt!” Jaskier was by his side again in an instant, kneeling next to him, hands fluttering helplessly. He didn’t know where to touch, where it was safe. It was dark, the room’s lamps not yet lit and only faint moonlight coming through the window. “Shit. This is bad. Real bad.” It took a lot to best a Witcher. Even more so the White Wolf. Venom, usually, if Geralt’s halting recounts of past fights were any believable source.

    “What do I do?”

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    Jaskier takes care of Geralt, and then 'takes care' of him some more

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    After a nearly fatal incident, folk musician Julian "Jaskier" Pankratz hires former SIS assassin Geralt Rivers to be his personal bodyguard.

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    Jaskier just wanted a nice, relaxing evening. But you don’t talk badly about Geralt in his presence and get away with it…

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    How did the song about Geralt's scars originate?

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    Geralt learns a harsh truth about the kind of life his bard leads and is determined to change it for the better.

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    Jaskier named himself. Geralt is unamused.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    While the two companions stop in a village, a bourgeois accuses Jaskier of having slept with his wife. The duo fled quickly but the bard began to see feathers growing on his body. The curse is spreading quickly, impressive but above all painful ...

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    “I’m going to die,” Jaskier said quietly.

    Geralt stopped moving the whetstone across his blade.

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    Jaskier doesn't know how he fits into Geralt's long life. Geralt doesn't understand.

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    Geralt is badly hurt and they are all out of healing potions and money. When Jaskier is not allowed to sing, he needs to procure coin otherwise. How will the Witcher handle it, when he finds out what his bard did to keep him safe?

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    “No,” Jaskier said promptly, at the same time Geralt once again expressed his own opinion on the subject.
    “The both of you seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding of the way this works,” Death said.

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    Geralt and Jaskier have been travelling together since Posada but as they say, the course of true love never did run smooth. After an argument, Jaskier literally runs into trouble and the two end up seeking shelter in the city of Beauclair at the foot of Mount Gorgon where they end up picking up a contract which may prove more difficult than it first appeared.

    Geraskier Week: Day Two (monster hunt)

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    Jaskier gets hurt and the only thing that can soothe him is Geralt’s voice.

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