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    “Stay with me this winter,” he didn’t dare say, “forget the college, forget your students- come with me,” the dangerous words danced on his tongue, but didn’t dare take the plunge into the open air, where Geralt would have to consider them- to take them in and realize he truly did care for the bard.

    “See you around, Geralt! In the spring! Same spot! Don’t forget, dearest!” Jaskier grinned. Why did he always have to talk like that? Geralt merely grunted in response, not trusting himself to speak for fear of saying something he wasn’t yet ready to say. Jaskier gave Geralt a parting hug, one he hadn’t been ready for, then turned on his heel, and left- stumbling off into the distance. Geralt could only hope the stupid poet would live long enough for them to meet again.

     

    (Directly inspired by this post>>>
    https://theamazingbard.tumblr.com/post/646517234458558464/srapsodia-another-year-another-winter-geralt)

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    Geralt used to be tame, that was, before he met Jaskier. He had opened up a whole new world of sex and pleasure for him, and Geralt was hungry. Now, Geralt is ready to push boundaries with him and Jaskier wants it all. Geralt plans to have Jaskier in public this time.

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    Jaskier was part fae. A quarter to be precise.

    There was an old superstition among humans that names held power, but for fae it was so much more than that. Names meant control. If you knew a fae’s name, their true name, they would be completely at your will. If someone knew your true name you were nothing more than their servant. A slave. All it took was a single command.

    When war breaks out between neighboring kingdoms, Jaskier's father uses his true name and commands him to marry a witcher as part of a peace treaty. Neither Jaskier or Geralt are particularly happy with the arrangement. But as Jaskier gets to know him better he realizes that the witcher might just be able to give him the thing he's always craved. Freedom.

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    It’s the evening of Pavetta’s wedding banquet, after the fighting has ended, and both Geralt and Jaskier are “guests” of Queen Calanthe for the night.

    Jaskier has long fantasised about having his favourite Witcher in his bed. Little does he suspect that Geralt, despite his shyness and embarrassment, is absolutely in favour of this.

    (There’s only one bed, Geralt’s dressed in silk, and Jaskier is in the banquet room with a candlestick.
    Not Cluedo, twitter prompts 😆 )

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    Jaskier hadn’t angered the gods lately or been cursed by a vengeful and creative witch, perhaps?

    Because his dreams were coming true but in reality, they were not so much dreamy as the other thing. It was definitely Geralt’s fault that his stupid massive Witcher dong unerringly found its way to Jaskier’s body - even if the Witcher was asleep when he did it. And Jaskier was going to give him a piece of his mind! The next time it happened. Really.

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      Geralt honed his narrowed eyes on the stupid face of said idiot. There! The idiot was at it again: sitting so prim and proper in that teal suit and red tie. Head held high like he was nobility, gazing down that stupid nose at the screen, those long, stupid eyelashes fanning his high, stupid cheekbones, those dark pink, stupid lips jutting out in that stupid, lush pout, and those stupid, trimmed eyebrows with their sharp points!
      This big-mouthed, blue-eyed, dark-haired horror of an idiot!
      What did Geralt do to deserve having to look at him all day long?

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    Geralt, a big, old, crotchety alpha, works with Jaskier who sits facing him several desks down the open-plan office. The big-mouthed, baby-faced omega annoys him so much, but he can't stop staring at him, and he doesn't understand why--until his rut hits.

    (Originally a twitfic at @giddytf2, edited and formatted into 3 chapters posted daily.)

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    Jaskier finally gets that D and gets it good.
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    Geralt and Jaskier celebrate a successful hunt and merry evening at the tavern when a stranger reveals another layer of Jaskier to Geralt. Hot sex ensues...

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    Geralt figures out Jaskier has a pussy and goes a little crazy for him.

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    He's distantly aware of his already weak resolve breaking, finally, and he doesn't really care. If Jaskier wants to get fucked so desperately, Geralt will oblige him.
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    This is a DEAD DOVE story! Please check the tags carefully!

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    In which Geralt and Jaskier meet Dandelion, a flirty blond bard who claims to be Julian Alfred Pankratz... well, there's only one way to prove it.

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    "Oh, Melitele, please tell me you're going to put that in me. Oh please say you like to top, please, I'm begging you, please, Geralt..." Jaskier babbled, collapsing on top of the now naked Witcher, almost twitching in his arms.

    Geralt groaned.

    "I should have known something was wrong with your head," he muttered.

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    After finding out that he isn't quite as human as he thought, Jaskier tries to adjust to this knowledge. It turns out there's not really that much to adjust to. The only thing that's really changed is his relationship status, and even then, his life isn't that much different because of it. It does, however, mean that he and Geralt have a lot of new things to try together.

    [My 69th Witcher fic, which is exactly what you think it's gonna be.]

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    Geralt has a not so little problem. Jaskier, of course, doesn't mind.

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    ‘Hey! I had a lot of fun the other night and was hoping you might want to come over for a rim com tonight?’

    “Oh,” Eskel sounds amused, “he probably meant–”

    “He wants you to eat him out while he tells you jokes.” Lambert interrupts.

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    A misunderstanding of a typo results in Geralt showing up to Jaskier's place in a pair of gray sweatpants two sizes too small with a bottle of lube in hand when Jaskier just wanted to watch a movie. At least, that's what Geralt thinks.

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    "Oh, Melitele, please tell me you're going to put that in me. Oh please say you like to top, please, I'm begging you, please, Geralt..." Jaskier babbled, collapsing on top of the now naked Witcher, almost twitching in his arms.

    Geralt groaned.

    "I should have known something was wrong with your head," he muttered.

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    Sugar and Spice Witcher Bingo
    Prompt: rough

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    Failed at swaying Geralt, he opted to lean against the nearby tree and watched—ogled—as the Witcher pulled of his shirt and tossed it to the saddlebags. Geralt’s skin was covered in a thin sheen of sweat from the noonday sun and was slightly tan as if that sun had gently caressed her golden fingers across the expanse of the Witcher’s muscles and left an imprint of her love to be remembered forever and—

    And Jaskier was getting sidetracked watching his husband stretch; the way Geralt brought his arms above his head, interlocking his fingers, the ring on his finger—the twin on his own—shining bright, nearly blinding him and then the muscles in his back shifted and he let out the most obscene moan when he popped a knot.

    Fucking hell.

    Jaskier bit back a groan and now he was hot for a whole different reason. Though, if played it well then maybe this self-defence lesson would end in his favour.

    Thank Melitele he got to marry a god amongst men.

    ‘Done staring, bard?’ Shit. Jaskier looked up from where he was ‘staring’ and met Geralt’s eyes as he looked over his shoulder, a predatory glint in his eye which Jaskier very much enjoyed. Maybe this was it. His ticket out of training.

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    It's been five years since Geralt last saw Jaskier. Five years since he watched his red jacket disappear down that mountain and did nothing to stop him. Five years since he lost his best friend. Geralt decided the best way to keep his mind off of Jaskier was to take contracts and keep himself occupied. His thoughts can't drift if he has no time for it, right? Wrong.

    Geralt finds a new way to distract himself when he hears of a new monster hunter making his way across the Continent. One that isn't a Witcher. They call him the "Red Wyvern." Not too keen on a new hunter stealing his contracts, Geralt sets off to Temeria to investigate this mystery hunter.

    But what happens when Geralt overtakes the Red Wyvern's vampire contact and the hunter is the last person he'd expect him to be?

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    The one where post-mountain Jaskier takes the knowledge he gathered from 20 years of travelling with Geralt and becomes a monster hunter out of spite, only to be confronted by the very man who broke his heart. Can their relationship be mended? Or will Jaskier send Geralt back to where he came from?

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    You realize you've made a mistake of selling a part of your body to a certain Witcher and his Mage, Yennefer, in return for a lumpsum of coins.

    And now, you cannot back out. Instead, you're drowning knee deep into your developing feelings for Geralt of Rivia who belongs to her.

    [18+ Content | Completed ]

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